Tom and Sam decide on the top 10 animals. A lot to discuss which is why it's our longest episode yet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tom needs help conversing with other Australian men. Will he continue to say "oh legend thank you"? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back! We talk about why the Trolley Problem could be a Trolley Opportunity. Then Tom pitches Conor McGregor roast jokes until Sam loses interest.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tom has been disrespected by another doctor. Sam is addicted to chatting in his new office. There's even some whispering. This episode has it all. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apologies for the hiatus! In this one we talk Christmas presents and bring you some very sad news: more Wigglification.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We hear Sam's red-eye flight story and argue whether most highway signs in the world are green. Looking back I should probably have given Sam more credit for heaps of the signs we Googled being green. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam reveals he has shirts that get stinkier at faster rates than other shirts. He also doesn't know what sarcasm is.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We argue about the Bermuda Triangle, then Sam makes an embarrassing mistake. Sorry about the audio quality, Tom will be back in Sydney soon.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it possible to create the perfect relationship with algorithms? Are moral people just wimps? We answer these questions then we have an arguments about prams.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back! Apologies for the hiatus. We talk primary school bullies, Sam's emotionally manipulative mechanic and the Queen's untimely death.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.