Sam is happy, Tom is annoying.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tom and Sam choose whether they'd have a hot, smart or kind child. Also a quick lump update at the end.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam immediately got what he wished for, and Tom shares a touching story from his teenage years (as in the story involves tocuhing).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Update from the Melbourne International Comedy Festival! All the things that have happened to Tom are wing related.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tom meets the Premier, Sam meets the PM.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tom has an encounter with news reporters at the beach and everyone wants to put their mitts on Taunton.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We recall getting abused by a teen and make a startling discovery about our intro music.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back to ranking animals based on famousness and emotional resonance. This time the rankings are based on audience feedback.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam and Tom discuss what item they'd take back to medieval times.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We discuss parking fine gambling and Tom gets spat on.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.