
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.
Latest episodes

Dec 11, 2023 • 1h 26min
Stavros Halkias | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 215
Comedian Stavros Halkias joins Tom Segura in the bear cave to talk about Greece, mafia movies, fat guy math, doing comedy specials in Austin, and foreign family members. They bond over their love for steaks and dogs before searching for a new Religious wife for Stavros. They also discuss the portrayal of murder and honor in mob movies, scammers' tactics, and uncover dark family secrets.

Dec 4, 2023 • 1h 13min
2 Bears vs 2 Kelces | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 214
Tom and Bert challenge football players Jason and Travis Kelce, discussing competition, Taylor Swift, top 5 female music artists, and getting a call from Pat McAfee. They also talk about athletes like DK Metcalfe and Mike Evans, building a team, bodily function mishap, fan groups, raising money for different causes, and plans for a live episode.

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Nov 27, 2023 • 1h 14min
What Kind of Car is Your Wife? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 213
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss beard dyeing, grooming near the groin, midlife crisis energy, and more. Bert shares his sober realizations while being 'California sober'. They debate what type of car their wives are, discuss Michael Jordan's greatness, and the satisfaction of being present.

Nov 20, 2023 • 1h 23min
The Bears Are Back | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 212
Bert and Tom catch up, discussing healthy habits and trying nicotine pouches. They talk about finding missing items, cruise ship insanity, credit for good deeds, dark Instagram algorithms, life advice from jacked dudes, adventures with Tom's family, and Bert's crush on Josh Hartnett.

Nov 13, 2023 • 1h 27min
The Crazy World of Steve-O | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 211
Guest Steve-O, Jackass co-star and entertainer discusses his new special, career beginnings, rehab, happiness, and more with Bert Kreischer. They also talk to Mike Calta and Dr. Drew Pinsky. Topics range from Steve-O's unique approach to stand-up comedy, childhood memories and sugar addiction, negotiating admission into rehab, and Steve-O's experiences with Jackass.

Nov 6, 2023 • 1h 16min
Bombing In Front Of De Niro w/ Colin Quinn | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 210
Colin Quinn, former SNL cast member, joins Tom Segura to share their most horrific bomb stories. They discuss working at SNL, wild Chevy Chase stories, drunks ruining shows, and pitching new stand-up ideas. Other topics include one man shows, 'resetting' a bad audience, and how MTV used to be cool.

Oct 30, 2023 • 2h
John Stamos Was Bullied For His Looks | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 209
Actor John Stamos joins Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer in a hilarious and insightful episode. Topics include fame, sobriety, bullying, Bob Saget's loss, Don Rickles, Olsen twins, burning bridges, giving your all, General Hospital, Howard Stern, and family. Stamos' new book is filled with crazy stories.

Oct 23, 2023 • 1h 30min
The Dark Side of Clean Comedy w/ Sam Morril | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 208
Sam Morril, comedian, discusses the dark sides of clean comedy and shares favorite movies. They also cover topics like Michael Jordan, gambling in Atlantic City, Woody Allen, writing processes, Tracy Morgan, and a flight incident with diarrhea.

Oct 16, 2023 • 1h 37min
The Rise of Matt Rife | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 207
Matt Rife, a guest bear known for his time on Wild 'n Out, joins Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer to discuss his meteoric rise to fame. They also talk about Netflix comedy specials, crowd work and hecklers, dealing with negative feedback, plans to buy his mom a house, performing at black comedy clubs, the impact of social media, challenges of perceived looks, the anonymity of the internet, party tech, extravagant desires, and the power of focusing on fans.

Oct 9, 2023 • 1h 37min
What Will Make Bert Less Fat? w/ Layne Norton | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 206
Layne Norton, founder of fitness coaching company BioLayne, discusses powerlifting, bodybuilding, stress management, the ketogenic diet, debunking diet soda myths, obesity characteristics, the importance of critical thinking in evaluating scientific claims, and finding alternative approaches to problems.
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