2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Tom and Bert discuss aging, nationality aging the best, smallest average peener sizes. They talk about confusing content policies online, feeling shame, and people pleasing. Other topics include ladyboys, favorite painter, Queen Elizabeth, drinking ages, and Shannon Doherty.

Duncan Trussell shares jail experiences with Tom Segura, leading to a discussion on eating humans and AI's impact. Topics include deviant monks, rituals, genital fillers, glass eyes, Japan, NPC's, and more!

Tom and Bert do a global taste test, trying different snacks from around the world. They discuss the Indian population, foreign policy of Pakistan, Russian chess masters, Bert's Travel Channel show, Japanese snowball fights, and unique ways people say 'LOL' in other languages. They also try sardines, review liquid IV hydration multiplier, talk about chess, responsible gambling, relationship effort, and Chet Hanks' Jamaican accent. They encounter bizarre incidents in Jamaica and taste test a fruit roll-up and sardine combo.

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, creators of their own vodka, share the process of distilling, bottling, and brainstorming marketing moves for their new vodka brand. They discuss the upcoming Super Bowl, sushi addictions, famous Russians, training horses, and the 2 Bears 5k event. The hosts also taste test their vodka and talk about their preferences. They mention sponsorships, brand recognition, and bartenders, as well as mixology, bottle design, and their fantasies of being billionaires.

The podcast covers topics such as experiences in Japan, accents, addicts, geishas, the Grateful Dead, meeting famous people, El Paso, the Golden Globes, 5K by May, and more. They also discuss comedian Katt Williams, mistaken associations with Nazi memorabilia, diabetes, addiction, a rapper who cut off his own penis, Japanese culture and subcultures, New Year's resolutions, saving money, celebration in Las Vegas, texting with celebrities, and excitement for the upcoming 5K by May event.

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are joined by actor, producer, writer, and director Jake Johnson. They discuss the current media landscape, stoner activities, partying at Johnny Depp's house, their admiration for each other's careers, and their experiences working with celebrities like Tom Cruise.

Guest bear Ryan Sickler discusses his recent health scare, Tom's old basketball injury, living forever, and The Way Back podcast. They also talk about F1 stories, an alleged bomber on a ferris wheel, famous villains, new sleeping tips, and the dangers of gold mining in Latin America.

Comedian Jessica Kirson joins Tom Segura for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They discuss therapy, the conflict in Israel, the effect it had on a trip Charo planned there, Jessica's crowd work special, buying an NFL football team, Jim Norton, beautiful trans women, self-sabotage, prayer, compliments, plus the importance of acceptance and creative control. Enjoy!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer invite several comedians including Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, and Michelle Wolf to discuss their "5K By May" challenge. They explore topics such as running abilities, addiction, the impact of drugs and alcohol, and the mental state of running. They also plan to organize a 5K event and debate inviting famous comedians like Dave Chappelle and Kevin Hart. The podcast is an entertaining mix of fitness goals, personal experiences, and humorous discussions.

Bert shares phone sex tips and introduces the Roast Beef Challenge. They talk about basketball games, a UFC fight, and their charitable endeavor with Habitat for Humanity. They discuss Florida stuff, Diddy's trouble, the drug of fame, and their ongoing rivalry with the Kelce brothers.