Brothers of the Serpent

In this episode, Russ delivers a patented 100% Pure U.S.D.A. Certified and Approved Grade A Rantfest on the various problems inherent in the theory behind certain types of archaeological dating methods. We ask the very important question, is it possible to bail out of a small Cessna aircraft mid-flight? Also, is it possible to walk barefoot down the slope of an active volcano, atop pyroclastic material? Does walking down the volcano in this stuff make one Satan himself? Asking the real questions is what Snakebros is all about. Here are some ancient weird "eye statues". Clearly these people have seen something that cannot be unseen(and now you won't be able to unsee them):   "Dad, is that...."     "Yes it is, son...." *stare* Goddammit Right Head, stop looking up when I'm looking down Looks like pieces to a board game. Probably one about being a creepy stalker.  Coffee bean eyes. Cool beans. I just.... I just can't even.  The iChoir? This is what Kyle was looking at at first. Creepy statues with huge weird eyes, but not like the ones above.   

This is the first episode. Really. Pay no attention to the repeated references in this episode to a previous "pilot" episode having been recorded. Yes, that is technically ourselves making those repeated references to this mythical "pilot" episode. But really, who's gonna take us seriously? We certainly don't. Meanwhile, the conversation in this ground-breaking first-ever recorded episode of Brother of the Serpent covers the "three A's of ancient civilizations", which are(in no particular order: Agriculture Architecture Astronomy We discuss the difficulties inherent in "domesticating" plants(for crops) and animals(for any number of jobs).