We Might Be Drunk

Greg Fitzsimmons joins Mark and Sam for a wild one. From Boston blow-fueled road gigs and Charlie Sheen stories to rat infestations and exterminators with hockey sticks, nothing’s off limits. They cover Ellen horror stories, the porn awards, big hog rumors, and the grind of writing a new hour. Plus, Fitz reflects on his upbringing, mescaline-fueled teenage adventures, and life in Venice Beach. Greg's Website: https://gregfitzsimmons.com Fitz Dog Radio: https://gregfitzsimmons.com/podcast Sponsored by: 💸 Your new wardrobe awaits! Get $10 off @chubbies with the code DRUNKS https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/DRUNKS 🧵 Support the show and get free shipping on your Quince order, plus 365-day returns https://www.quince.com/drunk 🎧 Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD 🛒 Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ 🎬 Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ 🎙️ Check out That Sounds Right — the comedy panel show hosted by the producer of WMBD: https://www.youtube.com/@thatsoundsrightshow Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #GregFitzsimmons #MarkNormand #SamMorril #ChubbiesPod #Quince #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey

Mark and Sam are joined by the always brilliant Patton Oswalt for a wild ride through comedy, cult films, and chaos. From Gallagher’s splatter zone to the genius of Team America, they cover movie obsessions, road gig nightmares, cancel culture debates, and the lost art of hanging with comics. Plus, they swap insane showbiz stories, true crime rabbit holes, and the eternal struggle of keeping sponge mold out of your marriage. Patton Oswalt: https://pattonoswalt.com/ Sponsored by: Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with code DRUNK at https://www.sheathunderwear.com F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code DRUNK15 at https://www.theperfectjean.nyc/DRUNK15 #theperfectjeanpod 🎧 Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD 🛒 Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ 🎬 Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ 🎙️ Check out That Sounds Right — the comedy panel show hosted by the producer of WMBD: https://www.youtube.com/@thatsoundsrightshow Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #PattonOswalt #SheathUnderwear #ThePerfectJean #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey

Mike Lawrence and Mike Vecchione join Mark and Sam for a wild one, covering everything from the grind of early NYC comedy and insane club stories to working with Brian Cox on a TV project. They rip through movie hot takes, bad reviews, Fight Club myths, Sopranos deep cuts, Will Smith’s awkward rap comeback, and why some comics should have “died at 50.” They swap roast battle war stories, gripe about plane etiquette, parenting peeves, and the curse of referrals, while pitching the dark side of Paw Patrol and debating whether Epstein really killed himself. Sponsored by: Sign up for your $1/month Shopify trial: https://www.shopify.com/DRUNK Start your free online Hims visit: https://www.hims.com/DRUNK Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #MikeLawrence #MikeVecchione #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey

Jessica Kirson joins the pod this week and nothing is off-limits—comedy bombs, sex clubs, Mardi Gras madness, and plane etiquette wars. Mark and Sam get into it with Jessica about hecklers, shady green rooms, wild Berlin stories, and what it really takes to kill at a comedy fest. Plus, they spiral into nepo baby gossip, SEAL Team Six conspiracies, and why teenagers might be the scariest people alive. Sponsored by: 🩲 Get 20% off your first Sheath order with code DRUNK https://www.sheathunderwear.com 👖 F*%k your khakis & get 15% off The Perfect Jean with code DRUNK15 https://www.theperfectjean.nyc/DRUNK15 🎧 Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD 🛒 Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ 🎬 Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ 🎙️ Check out That Sounds Right — the comedy panel show hosted by the producer of WMBD: https://www.youtube.com/@thatsoundsrightshow Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #JessicaKirson #StandUpComedy #ComedyPodcast #MarkNormand #SamMorril #SheathUnderwear #ThePerfectJean #BodegaCatWhiskey

Jim Norton joins the show this week and it’s a wild ride. The guys dig into comedy legends, Hollywood gossip, TV nostalgia, and some very questionable award show outcomes. There’s movie hot takes, roast stories, and a little chaos from the Big Easy. Plus, a deep dive on why performance order can make or break a set. Check out Jim Norton's new stand-up special Unconceivable — now streaming free on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb05fiUz6cU Sponsored by: Call American Financing and see how much you could save: http://www.AmericanFinancing.net/Drunk NMLS 182334, nmlsconsumeraccess.org Start your free online Hims visit today: https://www.hims.com/DRUNK Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Check out That Sounds Right — the comedy panel show hosted by the producer of WMBD: https://www.youtube.com/@thatsoundsrightshow Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #JimNorton #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #Unconceivable #BodegaCatWhiskey

Larry Charles drops by and the comedy wisdom flows. The boys dig into his wildest adventures with Sacha Baron Cohen, the mystery of Seinfeld laughter, and what it was really like leaving one of the biggest shows in TV history. They debate the death of the movie theater, the beauty of undignified characters, and why pet peeves make the best punchlines. Plus, tales of Johnny Carson, toaster oven rage, and the evolution of comedy—from network notes to full creative freedom. Sponsored by: 🛍️ Start your $1/month Shopify trial https://www.shopify.com/DRUNK 💨 Get 20% off your first Lucy order with promo code DRUNK https://www.lucy.co/DRUNK 🏠 Save an average of $800/month with American Financing Call 855-581-5828 or visit http://www.AmericanFinancing.net/Drunk NMLS 182334, nmlsconsumeraccess.org 🎧 Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD 🛒 Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ 🎬 Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ 🎙️ Check out That Sounds Right — the comedy panel show hosted by the producer of WMBD: https://www.youtube.com/@thatsoundsrightshow Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #LarryCharles #Shopify #Lucy #AmericanFinancing #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #Seinfeld #BodegaCatWhiskey

The great Kumail Nanjiani joins Mark and Sam for a hilarious deep dive into comedy origins, Hollywood madness, and unforgettable bombs. They swap war stories from the NYC and Chicago stand-up scenes, break down the art of the riff, and relive Kumail’s wildest onstage disaster (hint: swastika tattoos don’t land at Holocaust benefits). Plus, Kumail shares how he transformed for Eternals, his love of so-bad-they’re-good movies like Zardoz, and why big burgers are ruining America. This one’s packed with killer bits, movie wrecks, and peeves about bathrooms, plane boarders, and overloaded Bloody Marys. Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/DRUNK Support the show and get 30% off your first Cornbread Hemp order. Use code DRUNKS at https://www.cornbreadhemp.com/DRUNKS 🎧 Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD 🛒 Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ 🎬 Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ 🎙️ Check out That Sounds Right — the comedy panel show hosted by the producer of WMBD: https://www.youtube.com/@thatsoundsrightshow Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #KumailNanjiani #MarkNormand #SamMorril #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey #Hims #CornbreadHemp

Dolph Lundgren pulls up and the boys go deep—Viagra talk, Warhol stories, and that time he almost starred in Gladiator. They kick things off with a Sandler sighting at the club, debate the confidence of gay men, and take some wild swings at modern fashion. Dolph opens up about his return to the big screen, Nordic tours, and directing behind the camera. Plus, they relive ‘90s Simpsons gems, sip classic cocktails, and pitch cold plunge setups that’ll piss off your landlord. Sponsored by: 💸 Cancel your unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money https://www.rocketmoney.com/DRUNK 🩳 Your summer wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off at Chubbies https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/DRUNKS — code DRUNKS 📈 Support the show & check out Kalshi. Get $10 when you make a $100 trade https://www.kalshi.com/DRUNKS 🎧 Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD 🛒 Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ 🎬 Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ 🎙️ Check out That Sounds Right — the comedy panel show hosted by the producer of WMBD: https://www.youtube.com/@thatsoundsrightshow Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #DolphLundgren #RocketMoney #Chubbies #Kalshi #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey