We Might Be Drunk Ep 264: The Rizzler, Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shaun Murphy - Happy New Year - We MIght Be Drunk
Dec 29, 2025
Greg Fitzsimmons, a veteran stand-up comedian, shares hilarious road stories and talks about a close call with sobriety over a coffee mix-up. Renowned for his edgy humor, Dave Attell delves into the quirks of touring life and reflects on tech trends he loves to mock. The group also banters about crowd work burnout, their favorite comedy cities, and the New Year’s pet peeves, while adding an unexpected twist with a surprise appearance from The Rizzler. They wrap up with a toast to the New Year filled with laughter and wild tales!
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Dave's Night-Owl Reputation And Bodega Fame
- Hosts joke about Dave Attell's late-night habits and the iconic familiarity of bodega and porn store culture in his career.
- They paint him as a nocturnal figure who knows local vendors and frequented porn shops in Times Square.
Sobriety Nearly Lost Over Coffee Order
- Greg nearly broke his sobriety after a waiter misheard “room” as “rum” in an Americano, leading him to sip an alcoholic drink.
- He framed it as a near-slip that felt like a reset but didn’t fully derail his sobriety resolve.
Alaska Prank Escalates To Fake Arrest
- Greg Fitzsimmons recounts an Alaskan prank where a local outdoor guide staged an arrest with planted drugs and fake warrants.
- The gag ended with the guide's friends revealing themselves and taking Fitzsimmons to an ice bar, leaving him shaken and laughing.