
Football Ramble
The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2025, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them throughout the week as they discuss the world's biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest episodes

Apr 23, 2025 • 28min
Ramble Reacts: Mr Title Challenge, someone said you were dead
Liverpool fans can breathe easy; the title race is still alive! A late equalizer from Mateta stirs confidence ahead of the FA Cup semi. Meanwhile, there's a whimsical discussion about Raheem Sterling's next move and playful banter surrounding Lee Dixon's peculiarities. The hosts hilariously analyze the entertaining chaos of the recent Arsenal vs. Crystal Palace match, all while spotlighting Crystal Palace's rising talents. Expect witty takes on football transfers and some outrageous scenarios involving livestock that will keep you chuckling!

Apr 23, 2025 • 58min
Jonjo's back
Manchester City is on a winning streak, stirring discussions about their tactical strengths against Aston Villa. The team also delves into Jamie Vardy's bold social media remarks and the responsibility of Ruud van Nistelrooy for Leicester's struggles. Meanwhile, excitement brews over the Serie A title race potentially heading to a playoff. The hosts sprinkle in humor about sports culture and examine the pressures on managers, making for a lively and engaging conversation.

Apr 21, 2025 • 27min
Ramble Reacts: Nottingham Forest return to third!
A thrilling night as Nottingham Forest surges back to third place after a fantastic victory against Tottenham! The hosts dissect key performances, including Chris Wood's resurgence and the emotional rollercoaster for fans. They also dive into the chaotic world of football, discussing fitness and the unpredictable nature of the game. With newly promoted teams making waves and the excitement of Champions League qualification on the horizon, there’s plenty of banter to keep listeners entertained!

Apr 21, 2025 • 49min
Fizzer the trailblazer
It was the full range of emotions in the Premier League this weekend: Leicester City fans reflected on their relegation, while Vish was able to savour Man United’s survival.He joins Marcus and Jim to marvel at a crushing Aston Villa display which keeps the race for the Champions League spots very interesting, while Fulham politely let Chelsea stay involved too.Plus, Trent Alexander-Arnold did a classic shirt whip-off but we’re sad there wasn’t a Real Madrid tattoo in sight.And can Phil Neville make America great again? Come join us to find out!We’re going on tour! Get your tickets now: https://footballramblelive.com.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok, WhatsApp and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 19, 2025 • 45min
Mailbag: Which club needs the biggest summer rebuild?
The discussion kicks off with a focus on which Premier League teams need summer rebuilding, venturing beyond just Manchester United. Tottenham’s promising prospects are debated, alongside Manchester United's complex challenges. The impacts of Kylian Mbappé at PSG are examined, proposing he's a double-edged sword amid team dynamics. Listeners are invited to explore the joy of attending local derbies and international matches, sharing experiences that showcase football's vibrant culture around the globe.

Apr 18, 2025 • 49min
The Preview Show: Sir Harry of Manchester
Man United pulled off one of the greatest comebacks in European football history last night. And you know who was the architect of it all? Harry Maguire.Marcus, Jim and Andy - who was at Old Trafford - try to figure out what on earth happened in those seven minutes of extra time and how. Plus, Spurs turn sensible, Jacob Murphy makes his claim for a spot in Marcus Speller’s heart, and Jurgen Klopp has been linked with Real Madrid?! I thought he wanted to relax…We’re going on tour! Get your tickets now: https://footballramblelive.com.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok, WhatsApp and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 16, 2025 • 32min
Ramble Reacts: Arsenal boss Real Madrid
Arsenal's impressive victory over Real Madrid sparked lively discussion about Mikel Arteta's managerial brilliance. The spotlight was on Bukayo Saka's pivotal contributions and a penalty mishap that highlighted the pressure players face. Declan Rice's skills drew a quirky comparison to cricketer John T. Rhodes, showcasing his versatile talent. The contrast between Arsenal's tactical success and Real Madrid's struggles raised eyebrows, leaving listeners excited for future matchups in the tournament.

Apr 16, 2025 • 53min
Are ya scared, Jim?
The hosts dive into a breathtaking European clash where Villa almost stunned PSG. With a light-hearted look, they dissect Barcelona’s comical defeat to Dortmund. FIFA's latest blunders come under scrutiny, alongside a hilarious take on World Cup ticket prices. The intensity ramps up as they analyze the upcoming Arsenal vs. Real Madrid showdown, highlighting players’ performances and tactical strategies. Expect passionate discussions filled with humor as they connect player dynamics with the rich atmosphere of football.

Apr 14, 2025 • 27min
Ramble Reacts: Bournemouth push past Fulham in the Race For Eighth
Bournemouth's thrilling win over Fulham kicks off the conversation with a standout goal that sets the tone. The clash brings up missed opportunities and a colorful fan experience. As the teams battle for European spots, predictions heat up about their fates this season. A player's impressive transformation leads to laughs as they delve into his past and current joy. The podcast even debates the merits of tomatoes, blending humor with league dynamics, all while keeping a keen eye on the fight for that coveted eighth place.

Apr 14, 2025 • 58min
It's not just the moustache
In a lively segment, the hosts dive into Manchester United's ongoing struggles, discussing managerial tensions and player dynamics. They also celebrate Newcastle’s historic victory over Manchester United, infused with humor and fan insights. The episode features light banter on Kevin De Bruyne's career challenges and Wolverhampton Wanderers' strong performance. There's a comedic take on Sancho's return to United and a whimsical exploration of football culture, making it a delightful mix of sport, humor, and camaraderie.
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