

Football Ramble
Stak
The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2025, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them throughout the week as they discuss the world's biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Oct 1, 2025 • 56min
The Altruistic One
Liverpool faces a rough patch with two consecutive losses, prompting speculation about potential managerial changes. José Mourinho made a nostalgic return to Stamford Bridge, leaving fans whimsically reminiscing. Meanwhile, Erling Haaland surprised everyone with his unexpectedly wholesome behavior. The hosts dive deep into tactical missteps, particularly Liverpool's defensive issues and the importance of star player Alisson. Also, discussions around rising talents like Florian Wirtz and insights into Mikel Arteta's unique communication strategies spice up the conversation.

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Sep 30, 2025 • 44min
Mailbag: Should Manchester United sack Ruben Amorim?
Manchester United is in turmoil, raising the question of whether sacking Ruben Amorim would help. The hosts debate his tactical failures and the club's structural problems under ownership. They explore interim options to boost morale while questioning if any managerial change can resolve deep-rooted issues. The conversation shifts to Graham Potter's uncertain future, contemplating his next career move, whether he should stay in the British leagues or explore opportunities abroad. Light-heartedly, they even touch on a ghost story involving Bruce Forsyth!

Sep 29, 2025 • 58min
Is that the Saturday sacking music?
Plucky Crystal Palace are the only side still unbeaten in the Premier League. Today, Marcus, Luke, Jim and Pete give them their long overdue flowers.Arsenal also get their flowers for winning a battle at St James' Park. Plus, we ring the Saturday sacking alarm as Graham Potter leaves West Ham and we learn what Jonjo Shelvey is up to these days.Please fill out Stak's listener survey! It'll help us learn more about the content you love so we can bring you even more - you'll also be entered into a competition to win one of five PlayStation 5's! Click here: https://bit.ly/staksurvey2025Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok, WhatsApp and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 26, 2025 • 25min
Jack’s Encyclopaedia: Ballon d'Or winners, Spaniards, and Europa League managers
A thrilling quiz showdown unfolds, as Luke vies to become the first unified belt holder in a quiz about football trivia. The hosts dive into a debate over legendary Ballon d'Or winners, from Messi to Ronaldo. They reminisce about Liverpool's unforgettable 2016 Europa League final squad and challenge each other to recall Premier League clubs with the most clean sheets. Spanish players are put under the spotlight, while the discussion flows to Europa League managers of the past decade. It’s a gripping mix of nostalgia and football prowess!

Sep 26, 2025 • 59min
The Preview Show: Tutankhamun’s soul patch
The Europa League has kicked off with Aston Villa finally claiming a win, despite some drama on the pitch, including a missed penalty. An entertaining viral moment emerged as the Roma eagle got soaked by a sprinkler during a match. The hosts dive into Arsenal's struggle at St James' Park and Newcastle's defensive prowess, while Russell Martin's unconventional team bonding activities stir debate. Finally, a playful discussion arises around Mark Clattenburg's infamous boot-throwing tale involving José Mourinho.

Sep 25, 2025 • 53min
Inside Luke's Pantry
There's nothing quite like a can of Carabao to help us digest a night of football which saw four Premier League behemoths gobble up their lower-league opposition.Pete tells Luke and Jim why he's interested in a machine that takes control of the nervous system and ingests those delicious Carabaos for you. He also explains why he's in trouble thanks to a colony of woodworms. There's some football talk too, promise...Please fill out Stak's listener survey! It'll help us learn more about the content you love so we can bring you even more - you'll also be entered into a competition to win one of five PlayStation 5's! Click here: https://bit.ly/staksurvey2025Vote for us in the Football Content Awards! Support your favourite podcast by voting for the Football Ramble in the Best Content Creator category: https://footballcontentawards.com/voting/ Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 24, 2025 • 49min
Carabao Cup: The Musical
Hugo Ekitike’s mixed night leads to a new chant from Pete, which sparks a lively discussion on how music can uplift players. The hosts dive into the antics of intense football parents, particularly Lamine Yamal's dad, and share chuckles over the prevalence of Kinder Bueno jokes in football. The dramatic plays in the Carabao Cup are highlighted, including Wolves’ confidence-boosting win over Everton and Chelsea’s struggle against lower-league opposition. Finally, they tackle the Ballon d'Or debate and reflect on the nature of individual accolades in a team sport.

Sep 24, 2025 • 1min
What is the Football Ramble?
Dive into the hilarious world of football banter! The hosts share an entertaining mishap about a presenter losing World Cup tickets. They tease the absurdity of ticket giveaways while throwing in playful jokes. The discussion also touches on impressive stats, like achieving 250 million downloads. With a mix of strong opinions and lighthearted humor, this podcast promises a daily dose of football fun!

Sep 23, 2025 • 41min
Mailbag: What’s going wrong at Aston Villa?
Unai Emery is in a tricky situation as Aston Villa struggles without a win this season. The hosts dive into the team's goal drought and tactical challenges, pondering if Europa League matches could spark a revival. They also explore the modern game’s focus on squad rotation and the distinction between starters and finishers. Expect some laughs with a lighthearted discussion about stealing club memorabilia and amusing blunders in tributes. It's a fun mix of analysis and humor that keeps you entertained.

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Sep 22, 2025 • 1h
I'll monetise some grot for ya
The weekend of Premier League football sparks lively debate, starting with Arsenal's cautious performance against Man City. There's a cheeky analysis of United's thrilling win over Chelsea and Liverpool's derby dominance. The hosts fondly reminisce about Ballon d'Or nominees, while one host finds himself lost in the chaos of David Sullivan's Wikipedia page. With insights on Wolves and Leeds' contrasting fortunes, the podcast wraps up with fan stories that keep the laughter rolling.