

Football Ramble
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The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2025, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them throughout the week as they discuss the world's biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Nov 12, 2025 • 47min
I’m just a Saudi guy
The relief of an international break brings fresh narratives as hosts dissect England's squad changes and goalkeeper call-ups. Cristiano Ronaldo hints that the 2026 World Cup may be his last, while Ivan Toney shines in Saudi Arabia, sparking January transfer talks. Lighter moments include Erling Haaland's visit to a Chinese restaurant and a listener's legendary challenge against a team of ex-pros. Plus, Jose Mourinho's dramatic exit from Fenerbahce ties into broader corruption issues in Turkish football.

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Nov 11, 2025 • 39min
Mailbag: Has Pep Guardiola been good for English football?
The hosts dive into Pep Guardiola's impact on English football, debating if he's raised standards or merely altered them. They discuss Manuel Pellegrini's quirky suggestion for a basketball-style half-court rule in football. The mystery of how Kenny Dalglish successfully juggled player-manager duties is unraveled. Plus, they highlight young talents being underused in the Premier League and ponder which nations Irish fans might want to support at the World Cup for maximum excitement.

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Nov 10, 2025 • 60min
Fizzer me Timbers
This weekend's highlights include Man City’s commanding win over Liverpool, commemorating Guardiola’s milestone 1,000th game. Jérémy Doku steals the show with his dynamic play and tactical influence, while Liverpool faces criticism for their defensive woes. The hosts delve into Sunderland's gritty draw against Arsenal and Nottingham Forest's impressive victory, underlining key player performances. Meanwhile, Spurs and Man United's late drama showcases resilience amid managerial pressures across the league.

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Nov 7, 2025 • 24min
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Champions League debutants, the worst Premier League teams & headers
This episode features a lively quiz showdown between the hosts, centered around football trivia and the elusive championship belt. They delve into the youngest English players to debut in the Champions League, unearthing fascinating names. There’s a surprising look at the teams with the least points in Premier League history, alongside a discussion on aerial duel leaders of the season. In a thrilling finish, Vish emerges victorious, showcasing his quiz prowess. It's a spirited blend of knowledge and competition in the world of football.

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Nov 7, 2025 • 57min
The Preview Show: It’s happening again
As Nottingham Forest struggles to score under Sean Dyche, the hosts reflect on familiar woes. They dive into Martin O'Neill's entertaining press conference antics and praise Aston Villa's recent European success. Meanwhile, there's buzz around the upcoming clash between Manchester City and Liverpool, crucial for the title race. Ronaldo's candid comments during his latest interview with Piers Morgan spark lively discussion, blending humor with serious football insights that keep fans hooked.

Nov 6, 2025 • 53min
Speller's stinky bangers
This week, the hosts tackle the Champions League madness and the surprisingly contentious issue of unpasteurised milk. Listeners will enjoy Marcus's mischievous childhood tales and Pete's fiery rants about Rio Ferdinand and Al Capone. The team also dives into Chelsea's rotation struggles, celebrates Phil Foden’s resurgence, and speculates hilariously on who might snag the new FIFA Peace Prize. With a sprinkle of banter and sports insights, it’s a wild ride through the world of football!

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Nov 5, 2025 • 59min
Can I play for you every week?
Liverpool's win over Real Madrid sparks a lively chat, focusing on standout performances and key moments. The hosts marvel at Micky van de Ven's incredible solo goal, calling it a personal favorite. Fan reactions to Trent Alexander-Arnold's move and public opinions on Beckham's knighthood add to the excitement. The dissection of Wolves' managerial chaos leads to hilarious insights, and a lighthearted debate about a pie-related internet spat keeps the humor going. Don't miss the preview of Newcastle's big match and City's showdown with Dortmund!

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Nov 4, 2025 • 38min
Mailbag: Are Arsenal officially the title favourites?
Is Arsenal ready to seize the title? The hosts analyze their impressive start and discuss potential pitfalls. They also debate whether Eddie Howe has reached his limit at Newcastle amidst fierce competition. A hilarious listener story about a photobomber adds levity, while they ponder if nostalgia skews our view of today's football stars. Plus, a whimsical segment unfolds as they choose their ideal managerial dads, sharing quirky insights and laughs!

Nov 3, 2025 • 1h
Leaving on Sunday Morning
The hosts dive into Vítor Pereira's surprising sacking after Wolves' loss, pondering the team's struggles and possible replacements. Tottenham's dismal display against Chelsea sparks a lively discussion on tactical flaws and fan frustrations. Meanwhile, an entertaining FA Cup round features unexpected upsets, including a mascot's amusing ejection for drunken antics. They also touch on Danny Welbeck's scoring form and the thrilling draw between Nottingham Forest and Manchester United, complete with VAR drama.

Oct 31, 2025 • 28min
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Martin O'Neill's clubs, Brendan Rodgers & Italian goalscorers
Join the hosts as they dive into a game of trivia, testing knowledge on Martin O'Neill's storied career across clubs and countries. Brendan Rodgers' debut squad at Liverpool sparks lively debate as they reminisce about key players. The challenge heats up with a roundup of Premier League stars scoring multiple goals this season and a nod to the top Irish appearances in the league. In a nail-biting tiebreaker, hosts scramble to recall Italians who hit the back of the net five times or more. Expect laughter and friendly competition!


