
Football Ramble
The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2025, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them throughout the week as they discuss the world's biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest episodes

May 17, 2025 • 39min
Mailbag: Where would a Palace FA Cup win rank among football’s greatest underdog stories?
It's FA Cup final day, and there's a buzz around the potential for Crystal Palace to create a memorable underdog story. The hosts discuss the emotional weight of a Palace victory and its historical significance in football. Chelsea’s goal drought hits the spotlight, with talk of potential player targets to fix their woes. Officiating challenges and the impact of VAR add an intriguing twist, while fun hypotheticals about aging stars suggest they still have a place in the modern game. A lively mix of humor and insights keeps the conversation engaging!

May 16, 2025 • 59min
The Preview Show: No Palace, no party
Can Crystal Palace cap off their impressive season with a historic cup win? Marcus, Luke, Andy and Pete wonder if the stars may just be aligning for Glasner’s Gang. Plus, can Pep Guardiola resist the urge to deploy some mad cup final tactics and play Kevin de Bruyne at left-back? Or will the lawyers pitch up on the Wembley touchline and deliver the verdict on those 115 charges two minutes before kick-off?There are some Premier League games worth a glance, too - Everton will play their final men’s game at the iconic Goodison Park and Chelsea will hope to cash in their Man United voucher tonight. Oh, and we try to help John Carver get above a serial killer in the Google rankings after an impressive few months in Poland. Just part of the public service we provide.There are a handful of tickets still available for our London live show tomorrow night! Get yours now: https://footballramblelive.com.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 14, 2025 • 50min
Let’s get back to Wayne Lineker
The excitement of playoff limbs™ brings a close look at Sunderland's thrilling journey, highlighted by a dramatic last-minute win. The speakers celebrate the intriguing partnership of Brazil and Carlo Ancelotti, sparking questions about its timing and potential success. As Jose Mourinho's antics stir controversy, Wayne Lineker's tension with Arne Slot adds humor. Meanwhile, Manchester United fans can rest easy knowing Sir Jim is grilling at a BBQ, promising lively fan engagement and memorable football moments ahead!

May 13, 2025 • 49min
Bring your Trunks
The hosts dive into the recent struggles of Manchester United and Tottenham, mixing humor with analysis of their precarious situations. Fulham's new swimming pool hilariously raises eyebrows, while discussions about tactical insights reveal standout performances and transfer speculations. They also explore the influence of manager Glasner on team dynamics, emphasizing the balance of dreams and reality in club strategy. All this is wrapped in a playful critique of football culture and the absurdity of pools in stadiums.

May 12, 2025 • 47min
Seven Years of Gear
In Glasgow, the hosts share wild tales from their adventures, including hilarious culinary mishaps. They dive into Newcastle's tactical triumph over Chelsea, complete with red card drama. There's a lively discussion about the potential move of Chelsea to Twickenham Stadium. The emotional rollercoaster of recent Liverpool fan reactions adds depth, while insights into the Europa League and Championship Playoffs keep the excitement high. And, of course, there are plenty of laughs about a listener's backyard accident and the challenges of aging in sports.

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May 10, 2025 • 41min
Mailbag: Do we need to tweak the European competitions?
Two clubs battling in the Europa League raise questions about its value in light of their domestic struggles. The hosts dive into what makes a thrilling football match and explore the emotional ties fans have with cult heroes, highlighting players who defined their legacy despite not being superstars. Nottingham Forest's potential journey in European competitions sparks a discussion on football's unpredictability and unique moments that cement players in fans' hearts. Will changes to European formats level the playing field? Tune in for hilarious insights!

May 9, 2025 • 56min
The Preview Show: A Full English Final
Well, would you look at that - Gareth Southgate’s version of Manchester United made it to the Europa League final, where they’ll face Ange’s boys after their own unusually composed performance.Marcus, Vish, Jim and Pete pick through that confusing conclusion and look ahead to some spicy weekend action on today’s blockbuster Preview Show! We wonder if Newcastle can get the job done against Chelsea, welcome in the Championship play-offs and plot the rest of Kevin De Bruyne’s career as he transitions from silky Brentford midfielder to setting up a bakery.Our live tour is happening THIS WEEK! Get your tickets now before it's too late: https://footballramblelive.com.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 7, 2025 • 28min
Ramble Reacts: Arsenal’s European quest ends in Paris
Marcus and Luke bid farewell to Arsenal's Champions League dreams after a heartbreaking loss to PSG. They dissect the match's pivotal moments, including Declan Rice's near-miss and stunning saves from Donnarumma. The discussion highlights Arsenal's potential while addressing missed opportunities and necessary roster improvements. With PSG now climbing towards their ultimate goal, they also touch on the unpredictability of cup competitions and reflect on the upcoming final between Inter Milan and PSG. Exciting live events are on the horizon too!

May 7, 2025 • 57min
It doesn’t get better than that
What a match it was—a thrilling 13-goal showdown in the Champions League! The hosts discuss the unpredictability of football, including memorable performances and strategic maneuvers from Inter and Barcelona. They tackle the loyalty dilemma faced by players considering transfers after long tenures. Plus, there's playful banter about Arsenal's upcoming clash with PSG and humorous takes on player dynamics. Tune in for football insights mixed with fun pop culture references!

May 5, 2025 • 28min
Ramble Reacts: Nottingham Forest stop the rot against Crystal Palace
The hosts dive into a bizarre draw between Nottingham Forest and Crystal Palace, complete with lighthearted tales about football memorabilia. They thoroughly enjoy Eberechi Eze's dazzling form, even humorously noting his weekend chess exploits. The conversation heats up as they weigh the future of key talents like Morgan Gibbs-White amidst transfer rumors. They also explore the quirky links between football strategies and chess tactics, all while building excitement for the upcoming live shows!