
Football Ramble
The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2025, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them throughout the week as they discuss the world's biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest episodes

Jun 7, 2025 • 42min
Mailbag: Who's gone under the radar this season?
Discover the unsung heroes of football as the hosts shine a light on underrated talents like Ilya Zabani and Patrick Schick. Chelsea's future is up for debate, with hints at being a dark horse for the title next season. They dive into managerial challenges and the often overlooked contributions from players. The hosts also reminisce about historical moments, considering how changing a game’s outcome could have reshaped football history. Don't miss this exploration of the game's hidden gems and a deeper look at pivotal matches!

Jun 6, 2025 • 56min
The Preview Show: Gothball
The discussion kicks off with a hilarious take on Gothball and its cultural quirks. They dive into the thrilling Nations League showdown between Spain and France, filled with dramatic comebacks and playful banter. England's match against Andorra stirs concerns about World Cup qualifications, punctuated by injury woes and strategic dilemmas. The group cheekily critiques UEFA and FIFA, and the importance of mental health in football is brought to light. With humorisms about transfers and quirky incidents, the excitement for international football is palpable!

Jun 4, 2025 • 32min
Ramble Reacts: Portugal deliver more German heartbreak
Germany faces yet another defeat, this time against Portugal in the Nations League semi-finals. The thrilling match marked Portugal's first victory over Germany in 25 years, sparking excitement and analysis among the hosts. A dive into Portugal's strong second-half performance reveals tactical brilliance and Ronaldo's enduring skill. Meanwhile, the discussion touches on VAR controversies and Germany's struggles under pressure, offering a humorous take on fan stories and the challenges ahead for both teams as they eye future tournaments.

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Jun 4, 2025 • 52min
Ramble Rumboggery
The hosts dive into Crystal Palace's UEFA conundrum and the potential creation of a new trophy. Manchester City is rumored to have a rising star in their sights, while tension brews for their red rivals. As the Nations League stirs excitement, the group reminisces about past glories. They explore poignant themes of loyalty versus financial gain in football, and tackle the mental health challenges faced by players. All this is sprinkled with humor as they navigate transfers, celebrity encounters, and the quirks of the beautiful game.

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Jun 3, 2025 • 31min
The Jack’s Encyclopaedia Title Decider
The grand finale of a thrilling football quiz brings fierce competition as contenders vie for the coveted title. Humorous banter fills the air in a lively trivia showdown, tackling everything from assists to unreal league formats. Participants joyfully recall Manchester United's victories while reflecting on the rollercoaster of being a fan in the Premier League. Playful discussions focus on standout players scoring remarkable headed goals, blending insights with light-hearted camaraderie. It's a celebration of passion, knowledge, and unforgettable moments in football!

Jun 2, 2025 • 54min
Well, er, we got that wrong
The hosts dive into a thrilling recap of a chaotic Champions League final, reminiscing about emotions that feel like watching a dad getting run over by a train. They tackle the absurdities of the FIFA Club World Cup's selection process and reflect on the surreal impact of streamers at matches. Amid lighthearted banter, they share the quirky links between energy drinks and Thai rock bands. With a nod to the heartbreaking tales of clubs like Southend United, the conversation offers a blend of humor and heartfelt insights into the beautiful game.

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May 31, 2025 • 47min
Mailbag: Could Manchester United get relegated?
Tensions rise as Manchester United may face relegation with Bruno Fernandes hinting at an exit. The team’s current form is scrutinized, along with managerial tactics and the impact of ownership. There's also a debate on whether the Premier League should shrink to 18 teams. As part of the discussion, iconic football moments are revisited, including spirited matches and legendary players, highlighting the emotional connections fans have with the sport. Would a managerial change spark a revival or lead to further instability?

May 30, 2025 • 1h 4min
The Preview Show: A glorious golden bonce
Get ready for a lively discussion about the upcoming Champions League final between PSG and Inter, comparing their contrasting approaches and aspirations. The team dives into Chelsea's historic Conference League victory, exploring themes of youth versus experience in football transfers. Expect humor as they unveil the whimsical Golden Head Award, and don't miss the spirited quiz on football trivia. They also touch on Manchester United's post-season woes, player negotiations, and the passionate dynamics of die-hard football fans.

May 28, 2025 • 31min
Ramble Reacts: Chelsea best Betis to win the Conference League
Chelsea's exhilarating victory against Betis in the Conference League takes center stage, with a standout performance from Cole Palmer. The hosts discuss the club's historic achievement of winning all three major European trophies and analyze the dynamic interplay between youthful players and seasoned veterans. Humor shines as they delve into the quirks of football fashion, including Palmer's unique haircut. As discussions unfold, the future of Chelsea in European competitions and their strategic decisions come into play, making for a lively and insightful conversation.

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May 28, 2025 • 56min
Believe in Letter
Aston Villa's quest for justice takes center stage after a controversial referee decision. The hosts share a humorous take on Manchester United's struggles, comparing them to a vacuum box. In a lighthearted twist, Gianni Infantino's peculiar cameo from IShowSpeed's bedroom draws laughter. Topics include the chaos of VAR, the challenges in football management, and Cristiano Ronaldo’s milestone of 800 goals amid marketability concerns. The excitement builds for an upcoming European final while reflecting on the dynamic between romance, travel, and the beautiful game.