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In this week's episode we kick off Sagittarius season! Emma (@ema.jones) and Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) cover the Potomac Housewives' trip to Miami, taking an in-depth look at Mia's room assignments and chat Ashley's mischievous, mercurial placements. Over in Salt Lake City the ladies mention it all regarding the "South in your Mouth" pow-wow and dive into Coach's natal placements. They also discuss Lisa's Mormon 2.0ing and the astrological significance of Jen's court date being pushed back to December 15th. 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week, Emma (@ema.jones) and Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) discuss the Potomac Burn Session and Wendy's motives from an astrological perspective before jumping over to Salt Lake City and the continuation of the Harrington finsta-fiasco. The episode wraps up with a roundup of the past week's Bravolebrity antics through the lens of the current transits including a Housewife/Summer House girls night out, Bethenny's announcement of her new podcast (and subsequent shade from the Countess), and the CFO of Girardi Keese being arrested on charges of fraud and embezzlement. 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week, Emma (@ema.jones) and Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) explore Robin and Juan's compatibility, Heather's new role as choir director filling a void for family, and the most Mars retrograde in Gemini behavior - Chris H's trolling! The ladies also break down planetary "rulership" in modern and traditional astrology and give advice for the final lunar eclipse of the current Taurus/Scorpio eclipse cycle, taking place on November 8th.

This week, Emma (@ema.jones) and Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) break down eclipse season before FINALLY wrapping up RHOBH with their MVP and LVPs of Season 12. The Ladies also take a look at not-so-Zen Wen and bust the misconception of Geminis being two-faced before jumping over to Salt Lake City to re-introduce Heather as an honorary Scorpio. 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

BONUS EPISODE ALERT: Emma (@ema.jones) interviews Tasha (agent.of.pluto) about her time at Bravocon including the Bravolebrities she met, panels she sat in on, and insider tips for those looking to go next year.  The ladies also give their first takes on the new RHONY cast and their astrological insights on Housewives entertainment in our society today. 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week, Emma (@ema.jones) and Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) discuss the Potomac Fendi faceoff, take a microscope to Chris and Candice's compatibility, and try to get to the bottom of Gizelle's messy pot-stirring. Speaking of messy, the ladies also take a deep look at Rinna's astrological energetics at play this season on Beverly Hills and discuss an interesting Human Design component that the 'Dynamic Duo' (Rinna and Erika) have in common. Over in Salt Lake City, the messiness continues with the emo breakup of 'Bad Weather' and Jen Shah's Scorpionic traits that support her (now retracted) innocence plea. 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week, Emma (@ema.jones) and Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) talk about their experience with the full moon in Aries this past weekend before recapping the RHOP Season 7 premiere and the shift in relationship dynamics - specifically with Ashley and Michael’s potential divorce. The ladies also talk about RHOSLC's Garbage Trash Whore party AND kickoff the RHOBH Season 12 reunion.  📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week, Emma (@ema.jones) and Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) explain what the hell mercury retrograde actually means before diving into *that* RHOBH season 12 finale - including a high-level overview of a RARE similarity between Rinna and Kyle’s Human Design. The ladies also talk RHOSLC episode 2 things and dive deeper into Whitney’s healing journey.

Happy Libra Season! Doors are now officially open to the House of Bravo - the only weekly recap podcast with a cosmic flair ✨ This week Emma and Tasha jump into the RHOSLC premiere with a deep dive into Whitney’s evolution away from the Mormon church, quick takes on Lisa, and Jen’s crisis of conscience.  🎙 @ema.jones & @agent.of.pluto 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

Welcome to House of Bravo ✨ where we break down Bravo personalities and shows from a cosmic perspective; uncovering the underlying energies shaping the drama (both on-screen and off). From current astro weather and events to deep dives into Bravolebrities energetics, this is your one-stop-shop podcast to get your Bravo fix while learning to decode the language of the Stars. Don’t forget to subscribe so you never miss an update, and for more content follow us on Instagram @thecosmicclubhouse