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This just in: After switching her plea to guilty during the last Full Moon in Capricorn, Jen finally received her sentencing today, Jan 6, 2023 on the Full Moon in Cancer. Join Emma (@ema.Jones) and Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) as the ladies finally wrap a bow on this Jen Shah legal lunation segment and break down the cosmic elements at play in today’s sentencing (including some verrrrry interesting synastry that Jen shares with the judge 👀). You’re not gonna want to miss this cosmic synchronicity🔥 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

Pour yourself a stiff “cockie” and join us in the Cosmic Clubhouse as @ema.jones and @agent.of.pluto break down 2023’s cosmic forecast. Grab your chart and take some notes as the ladies walk you through the most impactful transits of the year and how they may affect our favorite housewives and husbands. 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

In this week’s episode, Emma (@ema.jones) and Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) pick up right where they left off and dive straight into Lisa and Lenny’s cosmic compatibility.  The ladies also chat about Chiron, the asteroid known as the “wounded healer”, and the role it plays in Ashley and Candice’s respective financial journeys.  As we are nearing the end of Sag season, our hosts highlight how Sagittarian energy breeds iconic housewives and discuss how the low vibe of that energy continues to play out over in SLC. 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

Lots to cover in this week's episode with the Full Moon in Gemini bringing an overabundance of content! Emma (@ema.jones) and Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) recap this week's Potomac, highlighting Karen's Venutian sexual prowess. Over in Salt Lake City,  Heather and Jen’s relationship gets a cosmic rundown (human design style). The ladies then switch gears to cover the mega-drop from Miami including the Lisa / Larsa Cancerian showdown and take a first look at Lenny’s natal placements. 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

After a mini break, the ladies are back and they’re packing their bags. In this week's episode Emma (@ema.jones) and Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) head to Miami to scrutinize Peter Thomas’s natal placements before getting into the Potomac girl’s disaster trip. The ladies then pop over to Santa Barbara for the Salt Lake City trip where they take a look at how the Housewives’ rising signs showed up and showed out. 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

BONUS EPISODE ALERT: The ladies give their hot takes on the Bravolationship that everyone is talking about — Luke Gulbranson and Ashley Darby. Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) interviews Emma (@ema.jones) on all things Summer House after convincing her to binge seasons 1-6. 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

In this week's episode we kick off Sagittarius season! Emma (@ema.jones) and Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) cover the Potomac Housewives' trip to Miami, taking an in-depth look at Mia's room assignments and chat Ashley's mischievous, mercurial placements. Over in Salt Lake City the ladies mention it all regarding the "South in your Mouth" pow-wow and dive into Coach's natal placements. They also discuss Lisa's Mormon 2.0ing and the astrological significance of Jen's court date being pushed back to December 15th. 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week, Emma (@ema.jones) and Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) discuss the Potomac Burn Session and Wendy's motives from an astrological perspective before jumping over to Salt Lake City and the continuation of the Harrington finsta-fiasco. The episode wraps up with a roundup of the past week's Bravolebrity antics through the lens of the current transits including a Housewife/Summer House girls night out, Bethenny's announcement of her new podcast (and subsequent shade from the Countess), and the CFO of Girardi Keese being arrested on charges of fraud and embezzlement. 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week, Emma (@ema.jones) and Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) explore Robin and Juan's compatibility, Heather's new role as choir director filling a void for family, and the most Mars retrograde in Gemini behavior - Chris H's trolling! The ladies also break down planetary "rulership" in modern and traditional astrology and give advice for the final lunar eclipse of the current Taurus/Scorpio eclipse cycle, taking place on November 8th.

This week, Emma (@ema.jones) and Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) break down eclipse season before FINALLY wrapping up RHOBH with their MVP and LVPs of Season 12. The Ladies also take a look at not-so-Zen Wen and bust the misconception of Geminis being two-faced before jumping over to Salt Lake City to re-introduce Heather as an honorary Scorpio. 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.