
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!
Latest episodes

Sep 20, 2023 • 1h 26min
Farewell Nadav | Your Mom's House Ep. 726
I Love Columbia!! Welcome back to another episode of YMH. This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s plan after Tom dies, how Tom accidentally “twinned” with cousin Andrew Huberman, attractive men who marry blah women, embracing anti-social behavior, and more! They watch videos of a guy explaining why girls with big butts smell, new videos from the Columbia guy, and some more educational videos.It’s a sad day at Studio Jeans, long-time producer Nadav Itzkowitz is leaving the Jean Team. He sits down with the Main Mommies to discuss his time with the show, what’s going to happen with the marathon, and what next is in store for him.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 13, 2023 • 1h 39min
High On Stage w/ Dan Soder | Your Mom's House Ep. 725
Stand-up comedian Dan Soder joins the hosts to discuss missing smoking cigarettes, getting drunk and high on stage, hanging with Dave Chappelle, free climbing and cave diving, and childhood injuries. They also talk about Labor Day vs Memorial Day confusion, public displays of affection, gender identity and stereotypes, and thrilling experiences like climbing and snowboarding.

Sep 6, 2023 • 1h 32min
What Are Your Charges? w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | Your Mom's House Ep. 724
H. Foley and Kevin Ryan from Are You Garbage? join Tom Segura and Christina P. to discuss topics like Ozempic, public vs. private meals, being bribed as a juror, and playing Guess the Charges with prison pen pals. They also talk about military training, the taste of vaginas, dating challenges in prison, and changing dietary habits.

Aug 30, 2023 • 1h 52min
We Might Be Bi w/ Mark Normand | Your Mom's House Ep. 723
Mark Normand, comedian with a new special Soup to Nuts, discusses his workout routine and joins in on Tom's Horrible or Hilarious clips and Christina's TikTok Curations. They also talk about addiction, the resurgence of the R-Word, and the weight limit at Studio Jeans. Tom calls Dr. Drew with an educational content idea.

Aug 23, 2023 • 1h 47min
Tom's New Glasses | Your Mom's House Ep. 722
Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom's new transition glasses, Nadav running the New York City Marathon, reenacting Rudy Giuliani's scandalous audio transcripts, a pregnant non-binary person, Nair hair removal guy, and TikToks from a productive mom.

Aug 16, 2023 • 1h 49min
Nair Hair Removal | Your Mom's House Ep. 721
In this podcast, the hosts discuss various topics including their aversion to sandwiches, misleading their children about family ages, analyzing a bothersome video, training for the New York City Marathon, the mental aspect of ultra running, differences in orgasm and sex drive, dealing with critical comments, Uncle Booty's preferences, confrontations with strangers, and their strong bond and gratitude towards listeners.

Aug 9, 2023 • 1h 35min
Completely Perverted w/ Yoshi Obayashi | Your Mom's House Ep. 720
Catch Yoshi Obayashi at Fringe Fest! Tickets here: https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on#q=%22Yoshi%20Obayashi's%20Adult%20Content%22PULL YOUR JEANS UP!! It's another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week the Main Mommies respond to the feedback they've received about the "ED is Cap" segment, take a look at Robert Paul Champagne's recent social media activity (he's mad at us), and watch a video of a cool guy "slave".They are joined by YMH favorite, comedian Yoshi Obayashi. Yoshi discusses Ted Kaczynski, terrorists, prostitution, the BLM movement, the sexual preferences of elite men, his experience with medical testing, Jeffrey Epstein, his recent trip to Japan, vacationing in Afghanistan, and much more. Tom and Christina show him Christina's TikTok curations, some cool Asian videos, and Tom's favorite horse video.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 2, 2023 • 1h 26min
The Gift Of Dental Work w/ Sarah Tiana | Your Mom's House Ep. 719
WHAT’S UP CHOMOS? It’s another episode of Your Mom’s House. This week, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Sarah Tiana. They discuss working at an amusement park, the importance of dental work, utilizing sleep tape, college football, Sex and the City, and much more! The Main Mommies introduce her to Rex from Humans of New York and Daddy Demarkco, show her videos of a girl getting a very cool neck tattoo, a ride operator prankster, a potentially racist cat, and Christina’s TikTok curations.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 26, 2023 • 1h 49min
No Pain, No Gain w/ Tony Hinchcliffe | Your Mom's House Ep. 718
SPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Welcome back to the mommy-dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! Tim and Kirstin try and help dig Nadav out of the hole of negativity he’s found himself in surrounding this marathon, and announce that there will definitely be a punishment under circumstances. We learn from our favorite cool guy who to pick up goth chicks, Gorlock the Destroyer, hear one of Tom’s drunkest stories and we have a HUGE announcement to share: Garth Brooks has completely blocked Tom on Instagram. We then welcome professional roaster, podcaster and comedian: Tony Hinchcliffe! Tony gives some incredibly supportive advice to Nadav, shares some Redban and Joey Diaz stories, and describes the liberty he gets to experience while doing comedy in Austin. They talk about how awesome Austin is (minus all the killings), Demarkco Flemming, and Tony shares his feelings on how terrible Whataburger is. We wrap up the episode with some of Christina’s most fear-inducing curations of TikToks.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 19, 2023 • 1h 57min
The New Challenge w/ Robert Iler | Your Mom's House Ep. 717
Catch the all new podcast out of YMH Studios “Not Today Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler” every Thursday!Dude, I actually really really have explosive anus! This week we learn PMS is cap, we get some tips on avoiding child support and murder charges, and the mommies imagine what Daddy Demarco would do to Nadav.Then, we welcome back YMH all star and new addition to the podcast family: Robert Iler! This episode was filmed 2 days before the basketball game, so there is basketball talk as well as figuring out the new challenge. Is someone on staff running the New York Marathon?! We watch a clip of a cool guy who found a new way to white, do some Horrible or Hilarious and share some of Christina’s TikTok curations with Rob!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices