
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!
Latest episodes

Nov 29, 2023 • 1h 36min
Dissed By George Lopez w/ Ralph Barbosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 736
SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.PULL YOUR JEANS UP! It’s another episode of YMH and this week Tom Segura and Christina P are feeling the effects of Thanksgiving, they also talk about a horrible Uber driver, the upcoming special “69 Minutes”, an Enny’s dreads update. They also check out some clips featuring a fun mispronunciation of Daniel Ricciardo, a cool chiropractor, and even cooler guy in Columbia, and a Hellcat lady, before interpreting the meaning behind a philosophical question proposed by Rob Iler. Comedian Ralph Barbosa joins in and talks about his Netflix special, attracting goth girls, and making peace with the infamous beef with George Lopez. Christina shows Ralph some TikToks and the trio react to some clips regarding butt stuff, and they get Ralphs take on some prison inmate penpal videos. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 22, 2023 • 1h 48min
Jesse Lee Peterson Insanity w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 735
Comedian and podcaster Ryan Sickler joins Tom Segura and Christina P. to talk about his upcoming podcast, Dennis Rodman, and dangerous student drivers. They also watch clips from chiropractors and highlights from Sickler's appearance on Jesse Lee Peterson's show. Christina's Curations feature some classics from TikTok.

Nov 15, 2023 • 1h 48min
Pulling Crowds & Pulling Teeth w/ Nate Jackson | Your Mom's House Ep. 734
Tickets for Tom's new Come Together Tour are now available on pre-sale! Get them now by going to https://tomsegura.com/tour and using the code TOMMYSPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Pull up your jeans and pull out some teeth this week with Tim and Kirstin! The Main Mommy is bored of being sick and discusses the perks of not eating late. They chat about hosting Tom's foreign cousins and their very particular choice of personal scents. We celebrate "No Bra Day" with The King, talk Victoria's Secret bringing sexy back, being a smart foo, plus more on Tom's F1 experience. Tom also has an announcement for a brand new special event!Tom and Christina are then joined by comedian and comedy club owner Nate Jackson! He reveals how embracing TikTok changed the game for him and helped him break records selling tickets. Nate shares his thoughts on some clips featuring Jesse Lee Peterson and a Chewbacca roar revenge prank. They also talk about the success of Tyler Perry, adopting better health habits, masterpiece films on Tubi, and finally Nate shows off another talent by dropping a song he created!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 8, 2023 • 1h 42min
Words You Can't Rap w/ Eso of Czarface | Your Mom's House Ep. 733
Hey Jeans it’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss upcoming holiday plans and how gross turkey is. They dive into the "origin of hate" and why Christina's forklift certified dad did not care for the nomads of Eastern Europe. We keep it proto and talk morning routines and what the son of a Buc-ee's co-founder has been doing in bathrooms. We also get a major DENTAL UPDATE!Rapper Eso of the hip hop group Czarface joins the Main Mommies to discuss his album Czarmageddon, his collaborator Inspectah Deck, big words you can't say on stage, rhyming from the pocket, scary dogs , some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, plus Christina shares a story about an encounter with a Texas man who hunted down a hit and run driver for her!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 1, 2023 • 1h 40min
Happy HallowJeans! w/ Jimmy Carr | Your Mom's House Ep. 732
HAPPY HALLOWJEANS!! On this episode, Tom and Christina discuss Christina's goth makeup, Halloween candy, their upcoming live show event, Charo's trip to Israel, and why adult actors make the best guests.Jimmy Carr is is a British-Irish comedian, presenter, writer, and actor. He joins the Main Mommies to chat about his upbringing, the Royal Family, the "Up" series, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Michael Jackson, performing internationally, and much more! He also watches some classic Master of Accents videos and shares some insight.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 25, 2023 • 1h 30min
Skankfest Drama w/ Kim Congdon & Sara Weinshenk | Your Mom's House Ep. 731
Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom opens up the episode by sharing his new favorite show and his thoughts on the hard workers of America at Walmart and coffee shops. Christina and Tom welcome the girls from This Bitch Podcast, Sara Weinshenk and Kim Congdon, on the pod. They are fresh off the plane from Skankfest in Vegas and they have some stories to tell. Sara and Kim share their latest escapades in between the YMH-style clips Tom and Christina picked out for them. Before wrapping up the episode, the girls were introduced to Jesse Lee Peterson, which caused Kim to have a troubling realization.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 18, 2023 • 1h 43min
Dating Cool Guys w/ Rayna Greenberg & Ashley Hesseltine | Your Mom's House Ep. 730
Welcome to another episode of YMH. This week, Christina addresses her shower cap/bonnet controversy, and her and Tom discuss spray tans, super models, Tom’s shoutout on AEW, and more! They watch clips of Kevin Samuels, Jesse Lee Peterson, Horrible or Hilarious, and a guy cleaning brown out of a urinal.Rayna Greenberg and Ashley Hesseltine are comedians and the hosts of the Girls Gotta Eat podcast. They join the Main Mommies to find out which Cool Guy they want to date, and discuss Armie Hammer, if height matters, butt stuff, polyamory, Ben Affleck’s back tattoo, and much more!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 11, 2023 • 1h 53min
Squashing The Bert Beef w/ Joe List | Your Mom's House Ep. 729
Comedian Joe List joins Christina P. and Tom Segura to share his side of the argument with Bert. They discuss swingers, isolation, and watching yourself do comedy. Tom talks about torturing Charo and cold plunges. They may have found a new cool guy in Jesse Peterson. Plus, they talk about butt plugs and unconventional salad bar behavior.

Oct 4, 2023 • 1h 47min
Tom Segura's Mom: Traumatized | Your Mom's House Ep. 728
I Want to Talk About Hawaii!! That’s right, the Main Mommy’s mommy, Charo, joins Tom and Christina again for this week’s YMH. They play her a clip of the local news wishing her a happy 100th birthday, a cool motivational guy, Blind Bob, the Columbia Guy, Horrible or Hilarious, Inmate pen pals, Daddy Demarkco, TikToks, Tom’s Liquid Death Commercial, and try to show her Kevin Leonardo’s infamous Nair video. They also run her through the best fan-made memes from her last appearance, and discuss the catering they got for her birthday, Charo’s old French lover, Christina’s most recent Pazsitzky Effect, and the new thing Charo wants: veneers.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 27, 2023 • 1h 44min
Danny Brown Can't Believe This Is On YouTube | Your Mom's House Ep. 727
Musician Danny Brown joins Christina P. and Tom Segura on the podcast. They discuss updates on Christina's life, Danny's music, and show him special videos like educational clips and inmate penpal. They also share funny and interesting TikTok curations.