Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Is your baby's mama here? You bet. Would you like to meet him? You should. You know, for the children.If you're trying to take it all the way down your throat we have expert advice that's gonna set you straight (don't take it so far).Plus a UK coach can drop that fire the same way Coach Ice does - only it sounds sweeter. Some news reports are silly and some make you ask What The F*** Are We Doing Here? And then sometimes someone makes a song about it that's worthy of multiple replays. Plus we have the Full Charge droppin sweet science on everything including Puddin Pops and Spanish Fly, Rude and Theo too. Oh, Cosby. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duncan Trussell is here! You may know Duncan "Truffles" as the guy who has sex with pigs for laughs, but he's more than that!D-Truss is our friend, a fellow podcaster and comedian, this sweet and enlightened man is here shining his radiance on us in a way only he can do. We examine #TEAMLITTLED**K and what it means to breathe thru the bump in your baby head with the Smith siblings. Plus Duncan takes us down the path of goodness. He points us and hopefully you towards the light with ideas and philosophies that are from a higher power, but simplified in a way that likens them to your poo covered B-hole. Get your denim space suit on, we're leaving the Stratosphere on this one! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jeans Unit Mount Up! This is it. The mountain top of YMH. We give you some Portland show and Chicargo show (Seattle was AWESOME BTW, just not as good audio quality).We get into prison talk, break down some drunk talk, sing POP, Braxton songs, Dental Updates, Would You Rather's, Fill Her Ups and soooo much more! This is the SUPER SHOW episode of Super Shows. Plus a special guest that's gonna knock your jeans right off!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's On, JEANS! Once a week shows are back and here's the first one. We help Christina's old college BF find a lady as he is now Sinnnnnnnglllllleeee again. Would you like to date him? It's an option. Tommy is busy writing songs that are so good, he doesn't even name them. He just gives them to the Universe. Will he collaborate with the Braxton's? We're WORKING ON IT!Go On, Gurl is a pretty good movie, but you'll want pizza with lots of pepperoni on it - Just a Heads up. If you're white, just be respectful to cops. Seriously, what's your problem? Plus don't use your hands to grab communal food, dumb dumb. POP, Hold it down some more.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff Tate is Late! It's okay. He got here and everything is fine now. Happy HallowJeans, everyone. We hope you're playing it safe and not staying out too late. Also, kids love pennies and bullets so give them away!Tate is LONG overdue in the MOMMY DOME, but thankfully he's here and you're about to get the full scoop on DENIM ON DENIM + HOT DOGS and GATORADE + also CHEERS. Geoff is a fantastic comic, truly one of the best and he's a breeze to hang with. Always funny and low maintenance. This man is our type of guy. You get the Dental Update, the D**k Detectives and more!Drops galore on this one! Pull those M7Z's up, Jeans! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh farts. Do you have a special fart box for your partner to sit in a face your release valve?Get One!These jeans have a question are Smart for shopping somewhere, but then are all sales Final? Lets discuss. The Mommies are on Tru TV's How To Be A Grown Up and we let you in behind the curtain. Want in?Plus Top Dog talks farts, poops AND Killing in a call for the ages! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ba Booey Cha Say-O Muh B-hole!! Rejoice, we have THE B-hole of all holes with us, it's Chad Daniels, mommy!The same way a serial killer knows that he will kill after he locks in and stalks his victim, sometimes for months, we knew that it would be a blast hangin' with the Chad Man!We listen to a woman transform into a man or is it the other way? Who cares. Someone else out there is having a lot of orgasms and this time it isn't a man! Want some?Plus there are plenty of big words and tales of slander and redemption. Chad Daniels is your step mom whether you like it or not. Jeans are Forever Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you gonna hate then suck our stuff! Yeah, dawg. Tommy looks strong in his gold and purple tank top and Stella Grooves noticed at Crate & Barrell - how will Christina respond?!?Which Braxton are you today? It's fun way to start the day to break down which of the Braxton sisters you're feeling like. Plus we sing the Braxton Values theme song. Do we sing perfectly? Eventually, yes. Calling all cars! Calling all cars! We have denim emergency! Peter Caine is on the phone. You did not misunderstand - PETER CAINE is on the phone. Get ready to clear the air OR stir it up? Listen and find out the real story behind Caine and his madness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hope there are still no carnists listening to our show, but if there are, stop now. Otherwise picture Tommy's tongue licking the air and put whatever you want there. Also, listen to songs about it. Did you spend time with your father lately? Did he orgasm in front of you? We sure hope so. Tommy's dad, Top Dog, is back with some great advice on, you guessed it, some BROWN TALK.We have an original song that's gonna blow your jeans off, plus some Asian talk that sounds eerily familiar. Paging Sharkeisha - Honey are you there?!?If you loosen your jeans for this episode you'll never forgive yourself.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get your dad ready to orgasm - it's LIVE from Man Fran Disco (San Francisco)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices