Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Stand-up comedian David Lucas joins the hosts and discusses his controversial comedy, how humor helps with grief, and explores modern dating. They touch on societal beauty standards, game preferences, and gross things they dislike in the opposite sex. The conversation also dives into unique relationship preferences, turn-offs, and the importance of intelligence and adventure in a partner.

Tom Segura and Christina P discuss a clip about 'eating groceries' and are joined by a special guest, Abby, who shares a wild story. They talk about Kurt Cobain's gender, cat kisses, face tattoos, and men's retreats. Plus, a fan rendition of 'Good Morning, Julia' and more hilarity.

Comedian Dave Attell joins the hosts to discuss perfecting jokes, cool guys, and comedy dynamics. They watch hilarious clips, TikToks, and marvel at his flip phone. Insights on comedy creation and performing across borders are shared, along with humorous workplace nudity anecdotes.

Comedian Brian Simpson joins hosts to discuss racist dogs, fat Disney adults, Diddy scandal. They explore why men are more depraved, encounter with Garth Brooks, #FartWalk trend, play 'Tom or Black?' game. Hilarious banter on faces, noses, adult films with dad, and societal perceptions of perversion.

Topics include a Walmart freakout, Insane Clown Posse visit, being on Jeopardy, fatness epidemic, sushi overload, game shows on sick days, fat people on rollercoasters, loneliness, and Christina's curations.

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This episode features discussions on naked yoga, consuming genetic material, urine therapy, and knocking the bean bag around. The hosts explore shame, sexuality, and masculinity, delve into spiritual healing, gut health, and urine therapy. They also touch on ancient Chinese warrior monks, barefoot marathon running, unique scenarios, and adventures in Iraq.

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SPONSORS:Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOMIt’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P really missed each other and open the show with a cool guy looking for a cool emo girl. Next, Tom reads another airtight story submission which leads to a debate about "airtight stolen valor". Christina shares a YMH Exclusive concerning some hotel toilets, we check-in on the Double Soul Shaman and check out a guy named Tumbleweed Tommy.Comedian Paul Virzi joins the Main Mommies and he's already traumatized by the Double Soul Shaman clips he saw being played in the YMH lobby. This leads to a story about a time he was terrified by a giant man pounding on his door at a hotel he was staying at. After some trauma bonding, he chats with Tom and Christina about self love, Michael Jordan, finding your tribe, edibles, hot politicians, before reacting to some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos and Christina's curations!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastYour Mom’s House Ep. 748 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS:-Go to https://Hungryroot.com/mom to get 40% off your first delivery and free veggies for life.This week on Your Mom's House Podcast we've got an airtight show as Tom Segura and Christina P welcome two guests! First up we have founder of PhalloFILL and self described dick whisperer Bill Moore, followed by comedian and painter Rory Scovel. Before welcoming the guests Kristin and Tim share an Aussie with a very filling challenge, recap their time in Las Vegas, rail on some larger Disney adults, and talk about facelifts and celebrity plastic surgery.Christina and Tom are joined by Bill Moore who introduces them to the world of cosmetic penile fillers and offers a buffet of samples for them to check out. They talk about the benefits, the risks, and everything there is to know about increasing one's size. Tom also introduces Bill to the Double Soul Shaman who has his own methods of making members grow.Rory Scovel joins the Main Mommies to talk about his new special and how the comedy landscape has changed for marketing yourself. He also reacts to some fun clips featuring some female pilots, a woman afraid of suds, a special drink brewed by the Double Soul Shaman, a school board meeting, and a cool Disney adult. They also chat about Rory's artistic endeavors and co-existing with bugs, plus so much more!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastYour Mom’s House Ep. 747 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices