
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!
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Jul 3, 2024 • 1h 37min
America's Favorite Pig Rachel Feinstein | Your Mom's House Ep. 766
Check out Rachel Feinstein's new special "Big Guy" streaming now on Netflix!This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, we hit the ground running with a Fart Simpson banger about McDonalds, before Tom opens up the episode with a clip of a cool dudes really cool Sunday plans. Tom also tells Christina all about his insane trip to Abu Dhabi.Christina and Tom welcome comedian and vile pig Rachel Feinstein, on the pod. She talks her latest Netflix Special, "Big Guy", the godless things she does, her life married to a firefighter, and the benefits of being a comic parent. She, Tom, and Christina also chat about gassy husbands, their foul mouthed kids, spanking fetishes, Red Lobster head, succubus defense, and dive into a long curated gauntlet of Christina's TikToks! Try it out, man.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastYour Mom’s House Ep. 766 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Jun 26, 2024 • 1h 49min
Chris Distefano Has A Pride Month Crush | Your Mom's House Ep. 765
Comedian Chris Distefano shares thoughts on straight farts, self-acceptance, and a possible crush on an actor from Baby Reindeer. The hosts discuss tattooed freckles, fake teeth, and a viral question 'man or bear?'. Plus, hilarious TikToks and more banter!

Jun 19, 2024 • 1h 21min
Happy Juneteenth! (From Some Whites) | Your Mom's House Ep. 764
SPONSORS:- Visit https://squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.- Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOMWhat's up, CHOMOS?!? Happy Juneteenth to all who observe. This week Tommy Bunz and Christine From Mom's House are riding solo and have got a lot of wild things to cover! They open the show with an irritable felon trying to ace a job interview. The Main Mommies next review some arson allegations of a TLC member, check out a "you know what I'm sayin" compilation from a past episode of The Danny Brown Show featuring the Insane Clown Posse, and get a hands-on (nose-on?) take of how bad the stench of women's prisons can get. We are also treated to a crazy Christina hotel story, stories of her hot head stepdad, another legendary Top Dog anecdote, the pitfalls of gender studies in foreign countries, an appreciation of public shaming, plus some more booger emails, some TikToks, and much more. Enjoy!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastYour Mom’s House Ep. 764 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 12, 2024 • 1h 54min
No Bull w/ Johnny Pemberton | Your Mom's House Ep. 763
SPONSORS:- Visit https://coorslight.com/summermusic to see how Coors Light can amplify your summer.- Download DoorDash and use code YMH24 to get 25% off up to $15 value when you spend $35 or more on drinks through DoorDash. For eligible users only. Terms apply. Must be 21+ to order alcohol. Drink responsibly. Delivery and promotions available only in select markets.- Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOMPull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! We start off with a really cool opening clip of a vintage smut film featuring a very forward bus driver. Christina continues her investigations into Tom's digestive deviations and they read some follow up emails regarding a past clip of an Indian military ball bag exam and adults who eat boogers. Tom also gets a special shoutout from his neighbor Ted Cruz.Johnny Pemberton joins the Main Mommies fresh off the hype from his role in Amazon's adaptation of "Fallout". Tom, Christina, and Johnny discuss Pasadena, leaving notes on people's cars, HOA's, Disney adults, shits & giggles, and sharp minds. They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips, some TikToks curated by Christina, and an update from a guy who crashed his flying machine. I love you.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastYour Mom’s House Ep. 763 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Jun 5, 2024 • 1h 35min
Pooping on the Tires Set w/Shane Gillis & Matt McCusker | Your Mom's House Ep. 762
Comedians Shane Gillis and Matt McCusker join for hilarious discussions about teachers, hippies, Bridgerton, and blowing up toilets on set. They explore clips with Double Soul Shaman and share funny moments about back adjustments, fat girl pride, and celebrity farts. A comedy-filled episode with entertaining banter and laughs!

May 29, 2024 • 1h 25min
The Shart Heard Round The World | Your Mom's House Ep. 761
SPONSORS:- Download the Doordash app and use promo code YMH24- Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code YMH at https://Manscaped.com- Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM- Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassictees.com/YMHHere's the deal man, we are back once again with Tommy Bunz and Chistine from Mom's House riding solo! Tom's got some dental updates that you'll be able to hear for yourself and opens the show with a clip of a very giving lover. Before Christina gets too grossed out, Tom offers her the spotlight to share a shart story for the ages. The Main Mommies next talk about a recent trip to Italy and review some of the most fattening treats for all the Disney Adults out there. Tom also receives a very kind uplifting video message about a certain body part that's sure to warm the heart. We also dive into the comments section of an IG influencer nicknamed Baby Head, watch some clips of people making huge mistakes, and discuss the topic of "adult recess". TA TA THERE!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastYour Mom’s House Ep. 761 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 22, 2024 • 1h 28min
Raised by a MILF w/ Nick Thune | Your Mom's House Ep. 760
SPONSORS:- Go to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.- Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOMPull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! We start off with a really cool guy with a really cool chicken joke before get into some benefits of how bad Christina's memory is. Tom and Christina also talk about overhearing confrontations from much more volatile marriages and show some video clips of their cool bathroom.Then, we welcome our guest, comedian Nick Thune who is currently touring with fellow comedian Nate Bargatze and he's looking quite fashionable these days. Nick and the Main Mommies talk about pop music, bread, parenting, accents, sitcom acting, Apatow comedies, hot moms, and things kids do that are just super annoying!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastYour Mom’s House Ep. 760 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 15, 2024 • 1h 38min
Happy Birthday Tom Segura! | Your Mom's House Ep. 759
Comedian Tom Segura celebrates his birthday with special well-wishes from various characters, including #FartWalk, language swearing, and Disney adult dating sites. The hosts discuss choosing life partners, women's prisons, and the art of flatulence with a humorous twist.

May 8, 2024 • 1h 34min
Coming Up In May w/ Harland Williams | Your Mom's House Ep. 758
Comedian and actor Harland Williams joins the hosts to talk about his new movie and stories from 'Dumb and Dumber'. They discuss the new plus size section at Target, 'Terminator 2', aging, Naked Martin, and natural health benefits. The conversation is funny, entertaining, and filled with playful banter.

May 1, 2024 • 1h 34min
The Best of Both Worlds w/ Ian Fidance | Your Mom's House Ep. 757
Comedian Ian Fidance discusses his new comedy special, childhood ghostbusting fantasy, and bisexuality debates. The hosts explore language evolution, derogatory terms, and Ernie Hudson's physique at 78. They also touch on unconventional masculinity, podcast promotions, and food indulgence banter.