Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

This is as good as it gets. Joey Coco Diaz is in the building. This lovable, fiery felon is sure to make you laugh as you sit by the fire and ask your mom if she will 69 your dad on his 70th birthday. By the way, a bunch of those came in and they are HILARIOUS. PLUS we talk CATS, Dad Boners and we read your emails.  Say No More, just listen, JEAN.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jeans Within! Jeans Within! Looks like College Football isn't immune to the Jeans within your heart. Nick Saban has the full commentary. PLUS, we got more tracks for you: Machines and She's Retarded - all different styles that you, the listener submitted. AND we have a transracial woman, well, she sure sounds like one. What do you think? Charles Manson is dead! John Daly hates water! and "Do you 69 at 69"??Get into it, Jeans.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When the mommies prank any media outlet with Mommy lingo we LOVE IT! Get em, jean!Amazingly, someone else hates Puking as much as Tina and Tina has some advice. Equally as astonishing, Adam Carolla is on the same page as Tina with...showering?!PLUS, we have She's Retarded remixes, Louie CK talk, profane coaches with kids and MORE!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Water GOD is back in the building. Before we get to more hydrating satisfaction we have some GOOD stuff for you. And nothing kicks things off like diarrhea. Public diarrhea. Have you ever just, you know, gone. In plain view. I'd like to hear about it. We have MORE Machines Within and some NEW She's Retarded tracks. Grab a bottle of mineral water and ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yo! Tommy got a Lambo wit the brains blown out! Naw, he didn't. But he made Bert and Ari think he did and that was worth every penny.We give you the full scoop on that PLUS we find a good potential roommate for you. All you need is a strong sex drive and, well, we should just let him explain. Seems like a nice guy. We also have the KING farting on his dog. Is this okay? And Steven Seagal isn't just the worst actor he MIGHT be an equally bad person. Lets explore!MACHINES WITHIN!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The great Greg Fitzsimmons is here! You know his book, his podcast, his radio show and his stand up. He's absolutely one of our favorites and he will be one of yours if you listen to this episode. Lots of crazy, lots of funny, Machines Within and of course a Dental Update. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you want to get really horny and you're having trouble getting there we've got the secret formula for you (okay it involves Benadryl). But we're not telling you how many (unless you listen to the episode). Plus, Machines Within probably won over your heart last week. This week, it's a chart-toppin banger thanks to the many musically inclined mommy's out there. And just when you thought Mr. Rub Rub Rub only cared about the fellas, we dig deeper into the SAME interview only to discover he has some sage advice for the ladies as well. Put in your earbuds and let this one rip. It's simply Jeanstastic! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is one of the most fun Pomcasts we've done in a while and it's just Jean and I. We do what we do best - make fun of people. From the c*m huggers to the people who struggle to string together a sentence we simply don't hold back. When a juggalo dreams of writing a new song, well, DJ Dadmouth helps make that dream come true - IN THE MOMENT. Is there a hit on our hands? Don't forget to watch CP's new special, Mother Inferior only on NETFLIX!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What does 338 pounds of alcohol free fun sound like? Download this podcast to find out. We had to remove a wall on our home so the crane could lift him up and place him in his seat, but we couldn't be happier we did it. Enormous, but fun comedian Burnt Khrysler is in studio for a very real very honest and very funny conversation. Seriously though, Bert is the best and we love him. This is one of our favorite episodes ever.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you had 3 foot long nails how could you wipe your bum? Luckily we have a detailed example from a gross person. The great Tom Papa joins us for some good ol' making fun of people get down. We have your emails and they are very offensive - thank you for sending them. PLUS, if you're white and you get a great tan, are you now black? One completely insane person thinks so. Pull those jeans up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices