Episode One
Each episode is the first—and only—episode of a failed podcast.
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Dec 26, 2024 • 57min
367 - The Ancient Lost City of Thugview Grotto
Submarine captain Stoat Mellows (Andrew) brings finance billionaires Regal Greenstone (Branson) and Tuxedo Jollydollar (Charles) undersea in search of the ancient lost city of Thugview Grotto. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Dec 21, 2024 • 11min
Dungeons & Deagles: The Treasure of Horsemint Island [Preview]
King Billy Goodtime (Branson), Good King Weaselbarrow (Charles), and Duke Terry Tucker Toledo (Elliott) arrive at Horsement Island's Tropical Crazy Resort and make some magnificent cocktails. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/118427309
Dec 19, 2024 • 57min
366 - Burnside Automotive
Car Salesman Horton Rappaport (Charles) and dealership owner Bunsen Burnside (Branson) help various customers (Andrew). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Dec 16, 2024 • 5min
Q&A 2024 [Patreon Preview]
Our answers to all the questions from this year's Q&A. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/118100800
Dec 11, 2024 • 59min
365 - Locker Room Talk: Providence The Dracula vs. Hartford Scrooges
NFL Films' Dirk Dougmeyer (Charles) embeds in the locker room with the Providence The Dracula, gaining unfiltered access to head coach Flint Cleanwater (Branson), defensive coordinator Gladys “Fatback” Shuggle (Nate Fisher @BozoMode), offensive coordinator John David Parker Buttcheeks Wilson (Will Sennett @Senn_Spud), and quarterback Samson Sarsaparilla (Andrew). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Dec 9, 2024 • 6min
E2 #74 - Charles Austin’s 2nd Annual Reluctant Christmas Special [Patreon Preview]
Charles welcomes Chef Woopsie Doopsie, Christmas organization expert Steven Keeled, bible salesman Shooter Roundtree, tree expert Hashman, Kirby Shorty the shy medium, and more (Andrew, Branson) for his 2nd annual holiday special. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/117632428
Dec 5, 2024 • 5min
364 - Three Pumpkins Clown College [Patreon Preview]
Clown college instructor Mr. Wieners (Andrew) discusses the art of clowning with students Bean Atkinson (Branson) and Zobo (Charles). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/117376416
Dec 2, 2024 • 5min
E2 #73 - The Dopeness Presents Thanks for Giving [Patreon Preview]
Mr. Drama (Andrew), Caden 2 Milli (Branson), and Paper Chaser (Charles) look up Illuminati in the encyclopedia, debate if money is cursed cause there's ghosts on it, and discuss their plans to leave L.A. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/117164269
Nov 28, 2024 • 58min
363 - Hogtied with Tony Ropes
Pinball Sports personality Tony Ropes (Andrew) interviews country superstar Bryden Brantley (Charles) and his mother (Branson) about his contentious breakup with podcaster Kelly Shoestring (Alana). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Nov 25, 2024 • 4min
The Gods of Podcasting 33 - The Temptation of Saint Anthony (Patron of the Butchers) (ft. Rylan) [Patreon Preview]
Rylan plans to order a dish called "The Temptation of Saint Anthony (Patron of the Butchers)" at a French restaurant. And once, for an elementary school writing assignment, he tried to pass off the lyrics of Sum 41's Fat Lip as his own. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/116701915
