
Episode One
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Nov 25, 2024 • 4min
The Gods of Podcasting 33 - The Temptation of Saint Anthony (Patron of the Butchers) (ft. Rylan) [Patreon Preview]
Rylan plans to order a dish called "The Temptation of Saint Anthony (Patron of the Butchers)" at a French restaurant. And once, for an elementary school writing assignment, he tried to pass off the lyrics of Sum 41's Fat Lip as his own. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/116701915

Nov 21, 2024 • 60min
362 - My Cousin the Prophet
The prophet Zumuwusular (Branson) and his cousin Hylumynomer (Andrew) try to convert mud-brick maker Chris (Charles) to their new religion. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Nov 14, 2024 • 1h
361 - The Post-Campaign Fundraiser for Kamala Harris
Communications director Zorus Merlin (Branson) and data scientist and consultant Sean Seaside (Charles) assign accountability for the Democrats' electoral loss and raise money for the Kamala Harris presidential campaign to pay off its debts. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Nov 11, 2024 • 5min
E2 #72 - Telemarketers [Patreon Preview]
Mild-mannered man Benjamin Fox (Andrew) fields phone calls from scammers (Branson and Charles). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/115803124

Nov 6, 2024 • 5min
360 - The Gunblades Have Done It! [Patreon Preview]
Dunstin Checksin (Branson) and Bradford Hockendock (Andrew) report on the Terre Haute Gunblades winning their first-ever LIV Baseball Championship title. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/115550540

Nov 5, 2024 • 1h 40min
359 - Election Eve Live
E1 and Chapo Trap House break down the 2024 presidential election with Joe Biden, Josh Shapiro, Gilroy Monsanto, and the Dan Boeckner Christmas Time Players. (Recorded 2024.11.04)
Featuring Will Menaker, Felix Biederman, Santa Claus, Chris Wade, and the Dan Boeckner Christmas Time Players (Dan Boeckner, Nick Thorburn, Alex Fischel, and Adam Halferty).
E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Nov 2, 2024 • 12min
Dungeons & Deagles: The Miracle in Cringlehaven [Patreon Preview]
Adventurers Morsel, Davidoff Coolwater, and David Alcohol gather at O'Christmas's Grogville to compete in a yuletide triathlon. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/115221750
Charles - DM
Andrew - Morsel
Big Branson - Davidoff Coolwater
"Little" Branson Reese - David Alcohol

Oct 31, 2024 • 1h
358 - RGN: Risco Gossip Network
Bump Fresco (Branson), Trophy Belfry (Andrew), and Ethan Elderberry (Charles) spill all the tea in Tinsel Town, including the ongoing saga of Who Shit at the Met Gala. See E1 and Chapo Live in L.A. on Monday: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54
E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Oct 28, 2024 • 4min
E0 #48 - Gilroy Monsanto’s Third State of the Union Address [Patreon Preview]
Gilroy Monsanto (Branson) delivers his third State of the Union Address, revealing that he is woke now and outlining his strategy for the 2028 presidential election. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/114875193
Get tickets for E1 x Chapo live in L.A. on Nov. 4: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54

Oct 24, 2024 • 1h 4min
357 - Heirlooms Travel Hour
Antiques expert Honus Blotto (Branson) appraises heirlooms and collectibles from a variety of ordinary people (Andrew, Charles). See us live in L.A. with Chapo Trap House on Nov. 4: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54
E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast
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