Episode One

Dr. Helmer Veritas of the Ovetheur Foundation Center for Delinquentism administers a personality test for MMA fighter Prep Hemlock. (Twitter: @necrobranson @intellegint)

Branson and Andrew feel that Charles has been too obsessed with Looney Tunes and decide to host an intervention, which quickly backfires. (Twitter: @necrobranson @intellegint @charlesraustin)

Dougley Kimmel, Scooter Lutz, Bryce “The Nice” Tripley, and Mortimer Hooters IV discuss Guy Code—69 rules that Jesus wrote about what a guy should do—as well as a new business venture, Guy Cove. (Twitter: @necrobranson @intellegint @tom_on_here … free CJ) Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/101-guy-code-30809410

Chaos Mode: The U.S. Army Marines Boot Camp Drill Sargent Luke Nukem (@necrobranson) leads a US Army Marines boot camp with Private Steak Wallop (@intellegint), Private Jim Face (@charlesraustin), Private Jonbenet Runescape (@eedrk), Private Edwin Gibbins (@dril), and Private Henry Click (@shutupmikeginn). Undercover Uber Presents Fast Food Frenzy Uber driver James Cordonbleu (@charlesraustin) drives around fast food reviewers including Lawrence Chode (@boring_as_heck), Pete Canstello (@robwhisman), Jared the Jaw Jackson (@BronzeHammer), Delroy Wiggins (@dogboner), Gage Crescent (@intellegint), and Hot Tub (@necrobranson). Meconium Manor Presents Thrush Fest Preparations for a DIY fest with Mickey Guts (@intellegint), Whimsee (@necrobranson), Frankie Vomit (@thevillainjoel), Musty Joe (@charlesraustin), and Beto O’Rourke (@Lowenaffchen). Gym Rats A discussion of workout routines with Gav Carolla (@ByYourLogic), Azreal LeMirez (@Bertovo), Chester Da Man (@tom_on_here), Cracker Barrel (@necrobranson), YabbaDabboDoo1980 aka The Push-Up Prince (@intellegint), and Slippy (@charlesraustin). Integrous Financial Strategies Market advice from wealthy financiers including Mammon Diabolos (@necrobranson), Dante Bondsman (@intellegint), Evan Richwine (@charlesraustin), Jerry Icy (@dangerousneil), and introducing the 16-year-old whiz kid, John Heed (@neonwario). Eat Chain: The 1,000th Episode Special Jon (@posts_by_jon) and CJ (Free CJ!) introduce the new Ben, Mitch (@Thoirdealbhaigh), and welcome guests Rylan (@neonwario), Andrew (@intellegint), Branson (@necrobranson), and Charles (@charlesraustin) to celebrate 1,000 episodes of Eat Chain. Special appearances from @ihaveeczema and @thesnotgreensea

Neighborhood Association President Frank Farm, his brother-in-law Spine Honeycrisp, Neighborhood Watch Chief Lieutenant George Produce, and Thomas Warhammer Milkbone read last week’s meeting minutes, discuss neighborhood problems, and vote on attractions for the harvest festival. (Twitter: @necrobranson @intellegint @brendohare @corysnearowski)

Television personality Ike Raburn interviews Homie County Recorder of Deeds Gilroy Monsanto about his past, his new book, and his life in politics. (Twitter: @intellegint @necrobranson)

Principal John Hamburger, Mr. Hypebeast, and Mr. Cheener deliver the morning announcements at George W. Bush Memorial Junior High School. (Twitter: @necrobranson @intellegint @thevillainjoel)

Dude Rodney invites Jeff Hydroseal, Dunk “Los Grincho” Einstein, and Alexander Parks onto the ultimate trivia show that’s only for your average joe. Questions cover grilling, karate movies, beer—and yeah—hot chicks. (Twitter: @intellegint @necrobranson @tom_on_here @shutupmikeginn) Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/29709679

Father/son pastors Hunter Hunter Jeremiah Goodword and Enis Goodword the Third welcome youth pastor Trot Lent as they read from the Book of Uncle Rick and debate what the bible says about back pain medicine. (Twitter: @intellegint @necrobranson @Lowenaffchen) Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/29600955

Amazon FC Ambassadors Bart, Crib, and Herb dispel the rumors about working in an Amazon fulfillment center under the guidance of the BRAN 5000. (Twitter: @intellegint @necrobranson @charlesraustin)