Lord Alphonsis Sedgwick (@necrobranson)—hailing from Vorpal Manor on the isle of Asphyxia, resting just off the Wedgewick Coast of the Black Lake, just south of Terre Haute—tries to summon death to do his bidding and return Terre Haute to feudal monarchist control, but instead he receives the otherworldly bureaucrats Desmond (@intellegint) and Bone (@charlesraustin).
