Episode One
Episode One
Each episode is the first—and only—episode of a failed podcast.
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Dec 11, 2025 • 60min
417 - The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Committee Meeting
Committee members Skinny Chess (Branson), Mars Fretmaster (Andrew), Tweed Blazeman (Charles), and Adlai Stevenson VI (Alex) decide which artists to induct into the Rock Hall. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txr__rDjZ-Q
Dec 8, 2025 • 2min
E2 #103 - The Dopeness Lays an Egg (ft. Hesse Deni) [Patreon Preview]
Caden2Milli (Branson), Mr. Drama (Andrew), and Paper Chaser (Charles) welcome rapper Bettybye Nightlight (Hesse) to talk about last night's party with the Island Boys and who laid an egg. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-103-dopeness-145375985
Dec 4, 2025 • 3min
416 - The Caddie Corner [Patreon Preview]
Caddie Greenfella (Branson) helps golfer Stacy Nintendo (Andrew) improve his game. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/416-caddie-145074867
Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txr__rDjZ-Q
Nov 27, 2025 • 1h 2min
415 - Casamigos Community College Cooking Class
Instructor Prop Italiano (Branson) teaches students Rico Scalfani (CJ), Dax Dorbler (Charles), and Lonus (Andrew) to make gin and tonic chicken and bake their own pies. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzKsQchRmTg
Nov 20, 2025 • 1h 7min
414 - The Council of Nature (ft. Matthew Goldin & Derek)
Druids Brother John Father (Branson), Brother Jason Nineteen (Charles), Brother Basil Giuliani (Derek), and Brother Jeremy Miller (Matthew) discuss the needs of the animals in their various biomes.
Listen to Chamber of Reason: www.patreon.com/chamberofreason
Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzKsQchRmTg
Nov 13, 2025 • 1h 1min
413 - The Duel at Gentleman’s Bog (ft. Dan Boeckner)
Aurelius Pigfolk Monsanto (Branson) and Thelonious Sprocketclock (Charles) duel just outside Petite Paris, Louisiana with help from their seconds Gimlet (Andrew) and Zoltan Von Lurch (Dan). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzKsQchRmTg
Nov 6, 2025 • 2min
412 - GooGo the Goose Wikia Moderator Meet-Up [Patreon Preview]
GooGo Wikia moderator Peter Punchbowl (Branson) welcomes fellow mods ToastedLlama44 (Andrew) and Franky DiStinko (Charles) to his home to explore his collection of vintage memorabilia from GooGo, Rinky's Rules, and Friend Force 5. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/412-googo-goose-142989742
Nov 3, 2025 • 2min
E2 #100 - Forever Young Adults 4 [Patreon Preview]
Young-adult fiction authors Betsy Lavender (Branson), Quince Drumheller (Andrew), and C.A. Walker (Charles) share their latest work, including "Where the Black Sunflowers Grow," "Regency: The Chronology of Tim: A Spacefire City Novel," and "The Story of Tim: The Astonishing Excelsior Legend: You Won't Believe These 10,000 Adventures in the Most Remarkable Galaxy." Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-100-forever-4-142751364
Oct 30, 2025 • 1h 5min
411 - The Alien’s Exorcist
Screenwriters Clover Sorkin (Branson) and Dr. D.R. Scream (Charles) conceptualize a horror movie where a group of high schoolers must defeat an alien ghost who came to earth to rescue his girlfriend. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Oct 23, 2025 • 58min
410 - Alex Branson's The Money Wars
In the future, some wars are so expensive that they can only be paid for with money. When an ancient money deposit is discovered under Antarctica, the forces of The World Banker’s Alliance, the United Money Emirates, and Battle Island declare all-out war as they vie for world domination. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast
