Episode One
Each episode is the first—and only—episode of a failed podcast.
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Latest episodes
Jul 17, 2025 • 59min
396 - Saving Madame Samba
Captain McZerg (Charles) leads his fearless troops Pvt. Napoleon (Andrew) and Pvt. Freedrink (Branson) as they storm Chokepoint Beach and confront the diabolical Nazis in the famous battle known as World War II. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Jul 10, 2025 • 1h
395 - The Rogues’ Gallery
Supervillains C-Diff (Branson), Mr. Scarcity (Charles), and Weatherman aka Denny Twister (Andrew) discuss their powers, their schemes, and the superheroes they despise in New Bank City. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Chicago live show on Friday, August 1. Get tickets. https://bit.ly/3SIzb4g
Jul 3, 2025 • 1h 2min
394 - The Silly Guys Go to the Library
The Silly Guys lose internet access and reluctantly go to the library, where they embark on a magical Pagemaster-style adventure with the help of Mr. Library.
With Will Menaker and Zeke Golvin. Cameos by Jake Rockatansky, Julian Feeld, Molly Mary O'Brien, Chris Wade, Ben Clarkson, and Patches.
Chicago live show on Friday, August 1. Get tickets: https://bit.ly/3SIzb4g
Jun 30, 2025 • 5min
E2 #90 - The King’s Flute 2: The Sacred Nephew [Patreon Preview]
Adventurers Greentooth (Andrew), Captain Spitsong (Branson), and Gutstone (Charles) transporting the skeleton of the sacred nephew to King Vahgo. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-90-kings-2-132876817
Chicago live show on Friday, August 1. Get tickets: https://bit.ly/3SIzb4g
Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztzrTWiY-5s
Jun 26, 2025 • 1h
393 - Taxi Cab Truths
Taxi driver Arty (Andrew) picks up passengers (Branson, Charles) who divulge their deepest secrets and darkest truths.
Chicago live show on Friday, August 1. Get tickets: https://bit.ly/3SIzb4g
Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztzrTWiY-5s
E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Jun 23, 2025 • 42sec
E2 #89 - Mudwick & Sons Funeral Home and Services [Patreon Preview]
Funeral home director Custard Mudwick (Branson) prepares his sons Leech Mudwick (Andrew) and Shingle Mudwick (Charles) for his imminent demise. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-89-mudwick-132113371
Chicago live show on Friday, August 1. Get tickets: https://bit.ly/3SIzb4g
Jun 21, 2025 • 25min
1001 Funny Planets Mission 1 - Roboppression on Rhiney IV [Patreon Preview]
The crew of the Starship Handshake investigates an abandoned space station. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/1001-funny-1-on-131983537
Jun 19, 2025 • 1h 4min
392 - Homie County Chopsters
Motorcycle pros Elmo Bieferblaschter (Branson) and Big TeeTee Jr. Bieferblaschter (Patrick Doran) design custom choppers for customers (Andrew, Charles). Recorded live on Twitch on 2025-05-28.
Chicago live show on Friday, August 1. Get tickets: https://bit.ly/3SIzb4g
E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Jun 16, 2025 • 5min
Dogcatcher Inutaro Season 2 Q&A [Patreon Preview]
We answer YOUR questions about Inutaro season 2. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dogcatcher-2-q-131595929
Chicago live show on Friday, August 1. Get tickets: https://bit.ly/3SIzb4g
Jun 12, 2025 • 57min
391 - The Saudi Tribunal Determines the Fate of Andrew Schulz
Saudi Prince Omar Funlife (Branson), Emir Trommel Bedfast (Charles), and American journalist Mr. Drama (Andrew) determine the fate of treacherous American comedian Andrew Schulz (Felix). Recorded live on Twitch on 2025-04-09.
Chicago live show tix (8/1): https://bit.ly/3SIzb4g
E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
