
Episode One
Each episode is the first—and only—episode of a failed podcast.
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Mar 13, 2025 • 58min
378 - The Three Pumpkins Architectural Boat Tour
Co-captains Stevie Masters (Charles) and Guppy "Doodad" Masters (Branson) answer questions about Three Pumpkins architectural landmarks for curious passenger Hansel Heyday (Andrew). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Mar 10, 2025 • 5min
E0 #51 - Alex Branson's History of Basketball (Part 1) [Patreon Preview]
Branson goes on a journey back to the origins of basketball in 1891. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e0-51-alex-of-1-124061209

Mar 6, 2025 • 5min
The Gods of Podcasting 35 - Branson's Folly: The Curse of Abundance [Patreon Preview]
Surprise, Andrew has more dreams to tell us about. Branson has many topics, including sourdough starter. Charles is in the early stages of googling how to cure cancer. Plus, we discuss making Pikmin chili. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/gods-of-35-folly-123777127

Mar 3, 2025 • 4min
377 - The 5th Annual E1 vs PAL Podcast Merger [Patreon Preview]
With our USAID funding cut, E1 and PAL are forced to merge and downsize. Also discussed: coconut spiders, Busy Town, and Cameron's African roots. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/377-5th-annual-123541604

Feb 27, 2025 • 60min
376 - Disclosure: Secrets of Groom Lake
Area 51 operatives Lieutenant Dimepiece (Branson), Master Sergeant Dr. Dragoon Whopper (Andrew), and Chief Petty Officer Teddy Spaghetti (Charles) leak classified secrets about their work. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Feb 24, 2025 • 5min
E2 #81 - Just Sold: The Caesar Clinton Estate [Patreon Preview]
Real estate agents Bart “The Dream” Dealer (Branson) and Regis Closer (Andrew) are joined by commercial real estate expert Simon Pizzalato (Charles) to sell the Caesar Clinton Estate and other highly desirable properties. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/123000412

Feb 20, 2025 • 1h 1min
375 - SoftSpoken. A Podcast for Men Seeking Confidence.
Shy guys Homer Griffin (Branson), Bart Squarepants (Andrew), and Stewie Simpson (Charles) practice being confident and make promises to change their ways. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Feb 13, 2025 • 1h 6min
374 - Candlelight Conversations
Relationship experts Peter Busy (Branson), Troy Stable (Andrew), and Dewey Buzzer (Charles) discuss courtship and chivalry and answer relationship questions. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Feb 10, 2025 • 6min
E2 #80 - The Sports’s Brothers: The Big Game Post-Game Preview [Patreon Preview]
The Sports brothers—Suds (Branson), Can (John @johnsemley3000), Scoob (Andrew), and Barley (Charles)—provide expert analysis of the Big Game before it happens. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/121934327

Feb 6, 2025 • 5min
373 - CBS Sunday Morning: The Unveiling of the B.R.A.N. 6000 [Patreon Preview]
CBS Sunday Morning host Ocean Brambleberg (Charles) welcomes SlickDream A.I.'s Tother Glass (Andrew) to unveil the impressive capabilities of the B.R.A.N. 6000 (Branson). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/373-cbs-sunday-b-121664280
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