Episode One

The dogcatchers land on the planet of cats and encounter an android cat cop named Gentian Violet. Primrose trains under a cool kitty cat named Dubs while Rex has a fateful encounter at the doggy dive bar The Toilet Bowl. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9o ED theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc3i9CKJzmI E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin, Alana Branson, Alex Branson, Raina Douris, Nate Fisher, Andrew Hudson, Nick @JucheMane, Emily Whittemore, and Ty Wood Featuring Dan Boeckner, Ben Clarkson, Hesse Deni, Julian Feeld, Mike Hale, Alex Nichols, Molly Mary O'Brien, Branson Reese, Jake Rockatansky, Nate Ruess, Will Sennett, Chris Wade, Thomas White, Patches, Molly @mollydeez, and Ray @atomicpunk1312. Written by Charles Austin and Alex Branson Video by Ben Clarkson Edited by Charles Austin Theme Song by Charles Austin lyrics by Twisty

Crunk's (Branson) stepdad's Roomba ran over Dave's (Andrew) girlfriend's glitterbomb and now it's a mess. Brian (Charles) has a new DoorDash and AI shirt. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-85-ipas-and-126642064 Get the new "DooDash & AI" t-shirt: https://e1podcast.dashery.com/products/74264630-doodash-and-ai-t-shirt

Dr. Insane Einstein builds a dog spaceship capable of reaching the planet of cats. Meanwhile, the dogcatchers celebrate romance on Chocolate Day. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9o ED theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc3i9CKJzmI E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin, Alana Branson, Alex Branson, Raina Douris, Nate Fisher, Andrew Hudson, Nick @JucheMane, Emily Whittemore, and Ty Wood Featuring Dan Boeckner, Ben Clarkson, Hesse Deni, Julian Feeld, Mike Hale, Alex Nichols, Molly Mary O'Brien, Branson Reese, Jake Rockatansky, Nate Ruess, Will Sennett, Chris Wade, Thomas White, Patches, Molly @mollydeez, and Ray @atomicpunk1312. Written by Charles Austin and Alex Branson Video by Ben Clarkson Edited by Charles Austin Theme Song by Charles Austin lyrics by Twisty

Today in a galaxy far far away, Emperor Palpatine has proposed an excise tax on the manufacture of cell phones sold at Cricket Wireless authorized retailers. In order to combat this attack on the galaxy’s small business owners, Jedi's Darth Hundo (Charles), Tannin Sperm (Branson), and Dape Dode (Andrew) travel to the backwater planet of Terre’Hautooine to meet with voters at the popular chain restaurant Naboo Wild Wings. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-84-jedis-for-126150045

As the dogcatchers officially graduate from dogcatcher high school, the long-frozen body of Uptown Schizo begins to thaw, leading Inutaro and friends to the Times Square Tokyo Bass Pro Shop Pyramid—and a new adventure. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9o ED theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc3i9CKJzmI E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin, Alana Branson, Alex Branson, Raina Douris, Nate Fisher, Andrew Hudson, Nick @JucheMane, Emily Whittemore, and Ty Wood Featuring Dan Boeckner, Ben Clarkson, Hesse Deni, Julian Feeld, Mike Hale, Alex Nichols, Molly Mary O'Brien, Branson Reese, Jake Rockatansky, Nate Ruess, Will Sennett, Chris Wade, Thomas White, Patches, Molly @mollydeez, and Ray @atomicpunk1312. Written by Charles Austin and Alex Branson Video by Ben Clarkson Edited by Charles Austin Theme Song by Charles Austin lyrics by Twisty

Angus Balestrom (Branson), Fox Hellman (Andrew), and Tweep Peeper (Charles) discuss some seriously twisted, messed up, F@#!%ed up drunk drivers. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-83-f-ers-who-125598357

Dog trainers Zacky Limble (Andrew), Houndmaster Chengis (Branson), and Jazz Palmetto (Charles) discuss their idiosyncratic training styles. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Movie critics John Fisher Millions (Branson), Clive Devine (Andrew), Reese Soulstone (Charles), and Barbara Throat (Hesse) debate which films to include in the lineup of the Fabulous Feast of Film Festival. Recorded live on Twitch 2025-03-19. Follow E1 on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/episodeonepodcast E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Caden 2 Milli (Branson), Mr. Drama (Andrew), and Paper Chaser (Charles) discuss Rugcoin, Mr. Drama's educational at school, and why does a chicken become food when it gets hot. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-82-dopeness-124566767

A group of friendly adventurers embarks on a quest to bring a unicorn egg to Those Blue and Yellow and Purple Hills. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dungeons-deagles-124434301