Episode One
Episode One
Each episode is the first—and only—episode of a failed podcast.
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Episodes
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Nov 3, 2025 • 2min
E2 #100 - Forever Young Adults 4 [Patreon Preview]
Young-adult fiction authors Betsy Lavender (Branson), Quince Drumheller (Andrew), and C.A. Walker (Charles) share their latest work, including "Where the Black Sunflowers Grow," "Regency: The Chronology of Tim: A Spacefire City Novel," and "The Story of Tim: The Astonishing Excelsior Legend: You Won't Believe These 10,000 Adventures in the Most Remarkable Galaxy." Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-100-forever-4-142751364
Oct 30, 2025 • 1h 5min
411 - The Alien’s Exorcist
Screenwriters Clover Sorkin (Branson) and Dr. D.R. Scream (Charles) conceptualize a horror movie where a group of high schoolers must defeat an alien ghost who came to earth to rescue his girlfriend. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Oct 23, 2025 • 58min
410 - Alex Branson's The Money Wars
In the future, some wars are so expensive that they can only be paid for with money. When an ancient money deposit is discovered under Antarctica, the forces of The World Banker’s Alliance, the United Money Emirates, and Battle Island declare all-out war as they vie for world domination. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Oct 20, 2025 • 4min
E0 #59 - Love & Horror Book Club (ft. Raina Douris) [Patreon Preview]
Raina Douris joins Branson and Charles to discuss the novel "Love & Horror" by Niraj Sharma, the acclaimed author of "1001 Funny Jokes," "Nelson's Story," and "Mouthwatering Cake Recipes." Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e0-59-love-book-141660902
Oct 16, 2025 • 1h 23min
409 - Lightnail
Special Agent Curtis Lightnail is a red-blooded patriot who doesn't suffer libs. But his patriotism is put to the test on a mission that goes against everything he believes: protecting the president.
Starring Branson Reese, Noah Kulwin, Brendan James, April Clark, Dan Boeckner, Alex Branson, Andrew Hudson, and Charles Austin. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Guest edited by Taylor Moore
Written by Alex Branson
Oct 9, 2025 • 1h 2min
408 - Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. (ft. Felix Biederman)
HHS Secretary RFK Jr. (Andrew, Branson, and Felix) shares his controversial views on health and medicine. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Oct 6, 2025 • 3min
E2 #98 - What Would You Do If I Was There Right Now? [Patreon Preview]
Shy, silly twins Bubby Winky (Branson) and Blinky Winky (Tom) discuss an experimental surgery they got, their new base on the moon, and their missing assistant Leslie. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-98-what-would-140584959
Oct 2, 2025 • 4min
407 - Wednesday Afternoon Football on Risco Plus (ft. Nate Fisher & Will Sennett) [Patreon Preview]
Natural Football League pre-game show hosts Money McDonalds (Nate Fisher), Brock Erinovich (Will Sennett), Flint Cleanwater (Branson), Nick St. Little (Andrew), and Topher Gobstopper (Charles) break down Wednesday afternoon's big game between the Arizona Texans and the Laramie Renners. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/407-wednesday-on-140287556
Sep 29, 2025 • 2min
E2 #97 - Prehistoria 2: Futuretopia [Patreon Preview]
George Spaceson (Andrew) brings cavemen Kraven Morestone (Branson) and Granite Rockwell (Charles) to a futuristic world that has less to do with stones and rocks and more to do with stars and rockets. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-97-2-140023886
Sep 25, 2025 • 58min
406 - Exploring the Fringe (ft. The Villain Joel)
Dr. Roddy Knobber (Branson) leads a consortium of fringe medical professionals including Dr. Dezzy Tolkien (Andrew), Dr. Ether Nettles (Charles), and Professor Saul Quatroquatro (Joel) who discuss rare diseases and alternative medical procedures. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast


