Episode One

CBS's Ocean Brambleberg (Charles) sits down with Gilroy Monsanto (Branson), his campaign manager Savannah Fandango (Hesse), and brother P.J.T. Beauregard Monsanto (Andrew) to discuss Gilroy's appointment to lead the federal Department of Savings. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSfNUujzomI

Dr. Helmer Veritas (@necrobranson) of the Ovetheur Foundation Center for Delinquentism interrogates MMA fighter Prep Hemlock (@intellegint) about a former disciple who has reached out to congress to investigate the foundation. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/138949475

Superfans Brian Hotrodman (Branson), T.D. Thistlewillow (Charles), Thud Einstein (Rajat), and Trevor Heaven (Jeremy) recap the 4th season of Chrip Gregorwald's dystopian sci-fi anthology series Scary iPad. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSfNUujzomI

Reid Gimball (Branson) pays a visit to his old friend Curtis Hong (Andrew) to explain his theory that a Jesus Christ A.I. is coming to digitize millions of the faithful. And Reid heard that Donald Trump said he was going to destroy the Etruscan Book of Thunder. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-95-paragons-6-138439515

A debate between Facts and Opinions. Plus, a message from our sponsors, Baphomet Security Services, the only private security contractors whose employees are all cops on paid leave. (Recorded live in Chicago 2025-08-01). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/138122280

Jesse Farrar and Mike Hale from Your Kickstarter Sucks join Branson, Andrew, and Charles to design a cruise ship experience full of thrills, chills, and wows. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/gods-of-40-ohio-137881597

Game journalists and designers Jeorge Weekly (Branson), Marlboro Johnson (Bryan Quinby), Jared "Kush Nerd" Walton (Chris James), Harold Dudd Roswell (Charles), and Deegan Romly (Andrew) discuss the hottest upcoming games and movies. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWluhbh-JrA

T.K. Frisbee (Charles) hosts a yard sale visited by various neighbors (Branson, Andrew) ahead of his big move to Santa Monica with his girlfriend Jennifer Aniston. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-94-t-k-yard-137317395

Comedy researchers Tony Livingstein (Benny Feldman @Feldfrog), Dr. Randy Pumper (Branson), Pleaser Bruja (Andrew), and Morgan Jazzwater (Charles) discuss their research and findings. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSfNUujzomI

King Vahgo (Branson) is bedridden after being gored by his prized blue bull Superstar. Despite his affliction, he attends to the needs of his various visitors (Andrew, Charles) and plots an attack on Fort Unconquerable. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-93-in-court-136780164