Episode One

Under a bright sizzling cream-ish moon, Nelson boards an alien spaceship for the thrilling conclusion, in which some secrets are revealed and other plot threads are never addressed ever again. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast/posts?filters%5Btag%5D=Nelson%27s+Story

RiscoRiver Pictures executives Candle Westweather (Andrew), James “Jaws” James (Charles), and Latrine St. DuParc (Ty @bobo_circus) workshop movie pitches from screenwriters Orenthal Samaritan (Branson), Clifford Redhound (Spencer @TGOFV_Pod), and Lincoln Large (Andy @Ex_AnarchoAnon). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Branson, Charles, and Truck the Pignificent (TJ @cookiesandart) host a Memorial Day variety show with a colorful cast of guests, including Andrew from E1, Chef Woopsy Doopsy, ventriloquist Stu K, animal expert Grant Banana, and more. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Greg Head (Branson) and Witman Diggley (Charles) face off against Sean Rogers (Alex @ALEXF0RREST) and Dylan Scarfo (Joe @J0EGLEAS0N) in Mr. Load's (Andrew) high-school debate class final. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Raina Douris (NPR's World Cafe) and Julian Feeld (QAA) join us for the first E1 Book Club, where we read and discuss the sci-fi epic "Nelson's Story" by Mr. Niraj Sharma, the acclaimed author of "1001 Funny Jokes." Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/103758512

When a brand new island is discovered in the Pacific, President Cecil Cobra enlists Andrew, Branson, and Charles to fight for control of its resources in a war against every country on earth. Featuring Brendan James, Noah Kulwin, and Zeke Golvin. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Raina talks about the time she powerplayed Barbra Streisand and reveals whether or not she has intentions to commit espionage or sabotage in the United States. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/103291869

Dickheads Daniel “Dave” Lewis (Branson), Travis Seltzer (Andrew), and Bobby Halo (Charles) discuss their business ideas and their favorite bars as they pregame for Jobbie Nooner. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Tortured poets and whiskey aficionados Silk Brothers aka NightTongue5832985393 (Branson), Mask O’Hare aka UnderBlackWaves (Andrew), Clift Miasma aka RyeOfTheBeholder (Charles), and Vic Chambray aka TheSwelteringSilence (Rylan) weave poetic thoughts awash in women, whiskey, and this fucked world of bullshit. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Dr. Terrance Fingerling (Branson) dispenses advice about modern romance, joined by a cast of callers and special guests (Andrew, Charles). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast