Episode One

Three Pumpkins Mayor Stuart Smartey (Branson) is joined by journalist Donnie Trellis (Charles) as he meets with townsfolk and has dinner with Boris Johnson (Andrew) at Ritzi's on the Pier. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/107765102

Host Lee Larson (Andrew) guides three pint-sized gumshoes—Little Zachy (Charles), Yo-Yo (Alex Nichols), and Ashley Angel Parker (Michael Hudson)—on an adventure to stop criminal mastermind Damon Santiago and his nefarious goon Javier Milei. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/107471313

Inhabitants of purgatory Sisyphus (Branson), Culver (Andrew), and King Midazolam (Charles) discuss living alongside legions of unbaptized babies, unjust kings, and pagans. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Uber driver Cooper Sorento (Charles) picks up Walt Tremblay (Branson) and businessman Dominick Market (Andrew) during a big soccer match in Three Pumpkins. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/106815147

Inspector Vincenzo Tarantula (Andrew) interrogates suspects Elmo Ferrari (Branson), Gremolata Coachella (Charles), and Lorenzo Pervertino (Mike F. @DeputyWarlock) regarding the murder of Esmerelda Scorpioni and other beautiful young women at the Hotel Italiano. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Friends Dave (Andrew), Brian (Charles), and Crunk (Branson) discuss their podcasting careers, their new video game company, and their jobs at the grocery store. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/106378475

Music superstars Luke Billy (Branson), Godwin Glass (Andrew), and Bryden Brantley (Charles) discuss their plan to form a country supergroup. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Jam band fans Biscuit (Branson), Dusty (Alex), and Rick (Charles) record a live show by their favorite band The Van Shamans. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/105704481

Walt Tremblay (Branson) and Caitlyn Jenner (Hesse) discuss car accidents, decathlons, Jojo Siwa, and who has to clean up after a war. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/105508586

Extraterrestrials Soothing Smile (Branson), Mr. DVD (Andrew), and xX_DaKrazyAlien_Xx (Charles) scour the Earth for the ideal human specimen to compete in the Alien Triathlon. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast