Rude Tales of Magic

Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will be appointed to a Federal Judgeship, and then it's over for the "bozos." All that's missing is you. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show  recordings, and more! We got Polaris University sweaters for the cold weather! We thought of everything, if everything is shirts! And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.  Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

NEW LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCED! Check out rudetalesofmagic.com for show dates and tickets! Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will wrestle with GOD, and defeat her. All that's missing is you, ya handsome lil hepcat. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show  recordings, and more! We got Polaris University sweaters for the cold weather! We thought of everything! And hooboy you're REALLY gonna love the new additions. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will wrestle with GOD, and defeat her. All that's missing you you, ya handsome lil hepcat. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show  recordings, and more! We got Polaris University sweaters for the cold weather! We thought of everything! And hooboy you're REALLY gonna love the new additions. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.  Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our Patreon is INFAMOUS for being TOO good, and in all sincerity, it's what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show  recordings, and more! We got Polaris University sweaters for the cold weather! We thought of everything! And hooboy you're REALLY gonna love the new additions. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.  AND!! The "Trashlands" music appears courtesy of Derek & Brandon Fiechter. You can support them on Bandcamp right here Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our Patreon is INFAMOUS for being TOO good, and in all sincerity, it's what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show  recordings, and more! We got Polaris University sweaters for the cold weather! We thought of everything! And hooboy you're REALLY gonna love the new additions. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our Patreon is INFAMOUS for being TOO good, and in all sincerity, it's what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show  recordings, and more! We got Polaris University sweaters for the cold weather! We thought of everything! And hooboy you're REALLY gonna love the new additions. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.  AND!! The "Trashlands" music appears courtesy of Derek & Brandon Fiechter. You can support them on Bandcamp right here Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This episode of Rude Tales of Magic is brought to you by Inked Gaming, your high quality source for table top gaming gear that isn't made of terrible poison like all the other guys, you know the ones! Use code RUDETALES for 10% off at checkout, or don't, your funeral, hotshot! "Ghost With a Boner" by Diarrhea Planet fucking slaps, and also it appears courtesy of Infinity Cat Recordings. You simply could not spend your music money in a better place. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show  recordings, and more! We got Polaris University sweaters for the cold weather! We thought of everything! And hooboy you're REALLY gonna see all the new recent stuff. Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.  AND!! The "Trashlands" music appears courtesy of Derek & Brandon Fiechter. You can support them on Bandcamp right here Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This episode of Rude Tales of Magic is brought to you by Inked Gaming, your high quality source for table top gaming gear that isn't made of terrible poison like all the other guys, you know the ones! Use code RUDETALES for 10% off at checkout, or don't, your funeral, hotshot! Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show  recordings, and more! We got Polaris University sweaters for the cold weather! We thought of everything! Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.  AND!! The "Trashlands" music appears courtesy of Derek & Brandon Fiechter. You can support them on Bandcamp right here   ANSWER TO RIDDLE: I am that book you ate. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show  recordings, and more! We got Polaris University sweaters for the cold weather! We thought of everything! Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.  AND!! The "Trashlands" music appears courtesy of Derek & Brandon Fiechter. You can support them on Bandcamp right here Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tickets for the next live show are on sale NOW at rudetalesofmagic.com.  Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.  AND!! The "Trashlands" music appears courtesy of Derek & Brandon Fiechter. You can support them on Bandcamp right here Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.