
Alien Theorists Theorizing
Join The Alien Theorists as they wade through the BS and get inspired by the possibilities. An open-minded comedy podcast discussing: Space exploration, the UFO and ET phenomenon, cold case mysteries, cryptozoology, and anything else in the world of the weird.
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Oct 4, 2018 • 1h 17min
Case File 79-Colares UFO Incident
As you look up into the night sky, For most people, it’s difficult to imagine something lowering from above to put on a light show or make you truly question if we are alone in the universe. Most UFO sightings are just that, something appearing for a short amount of time to dazzle onlookers for an instant and then disappearing faster than the eye can see. The people of Colares, Brazil in 1977 had a very different experience and not a single townsperson would say that what they saw was benign. Over a 4 month period the people of Colares would come to experience terror like they had never known. Mysterious injuries and even death caused by mysterious lights that seemed to assault the small fishing town with a malicious intelligence. The crisis was so dire that the Mayor was obliged to call in the Brazilian Air Force to come to his town’s aid. This culminated in what was perhaps the first well coordinated, and public, effort by a country’s military to try and capture real proof that UFOs existed. Join the Theorists as they take al look into what has come to be known as Brazil’s Roswell in...The Colares UFO incident. Song of the week, The View, the Life-Keira! https://open.spotify.com/track/1yPiJtKvZCExxmBquWKEJr?si=kn3LKouqTzy2JLnnkAXndg Sources to consider: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5pg9sywQnE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I2xYafR7Y0 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opera%C3%A7%C3%A3o_Prato https://ufoholic.com/conspiracy/the-colares-incident-hostile-ufos-kill-two-people-victimize-dozens/ Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Sep 28, 2018 • 1h 8min
Case File 78-Mutilations
Warning: Those of you with weak constitutions may want to stop here. This episode the theorists are exploring cases where the bodies of both humans and animals have been found to be mysteriously mutilated, those bodies that showed bizarre evidence of scorch marks, surgical grade incisions, and soft tissue and organ removal. What could have possibly perpetrated these heinous acts? Researchers have been baffled for decades on what has been the cause of a majority of these killings of which number over 10,000 reported cases since the 1960’s. Those looking for the simplest answer attribute the killings to natural predators and scavengers. But it is hard to deny that many of the cases share such chilling similarities that they beg further investigation. No natural predator can leave a corpse of a full grown cow completely devoid of blood or make near perfect cuts with which to extract organs with the exact precision that is seen in some of these cases. This episode of ATT you will listen to to Dan and Braden truly put the Gruesome in Gruesome Twosome. This case file Dan and Braden put on their surgeon’s gloves and dissect some of the truly disturbing cases of UFO mutilations. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Sep 20, 2018 • 1h 13min
Case File 77-Skinwalker Ranch
The Native American people known as the Utes long have told the legend of skinwalkers. Men and Women who had the power to change their shape from human to beast and had many other supernatural abilities. The Utes held the strong belief that there were doorways with which one could connect with the spirit world beyond. One of those doorways was said to have been on a piece of land in western Utah that had been cursed by the Apache and was forbidden to be tread upon by the Ute people to this very day. Apparently, a centuries old curse did not concern cattle ranchers when then built a 480 acre ranch on that very piece of land. When the Sherman family bought the ranch in 1994 it would begin the tale of what is believed to be one of North America’s most active sites for the paranormal. The ranch itself and the surrounding area have been the setting for countless reports of strange occurrences. UFOs, strange creatures roaming the hillsides, and mysterious apparitions on the property and even inside the house itself. So, put on your 10 gallon tin foil hats and join Braden, Zel, and Dan as they saddle up and ride out to Skinwalker Ranch. Sources to consider: https://thoughtcatalog.com/emily-madriga/2018/04/creepy-facts-about-utahs-skinwalker-ranch-2/ https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/16/us/politics/pentagon-program-ufo-harry-reid.html https://leakproject.com/skinwalker-ranch-paranormal-place-us-cattle-mutilations-greys-ufos-scene/ https://www.bloomberg.com/research/stocks/private/snapshot.asp?privcapId=331518884 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Institute_for_Discovery_Science https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bigelow_Aerospace http://www.skinwalkerranch.org/timeline.html Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Sep 13, 2018 • 1h 30min
Case File 76-9/11 Redux
Once again, we remember the day that fundamentally changed the world after 2001. When the twin towers were brought down, it could be seen as a culmination of the West’s attempts to meddle in Middle Eastern affairs. In the face of these unprecedented attacks the word “terrorism” became the rallying cry for the US government to create new policies and new agencies to combat the threat. Even though the Sept 11 attacks are almost two decades past there are groups that still claim that this was not an attack orchestrated by foreign aggressors alone. The scale of these attacks and the sheer number of parties who are connected is mind boggling to say the least. With so many groups who have interests and connections to the Middle East it’s easy to draw certain conclusions about the purpose of these attacks. The Theorists once again return to one of the most pivotal days in modern history. We ask if this event, so unthinkable in it’s scale and complexity, could have truly been committed by just one group. Or was this the work of some dark hand that guides the world’s events towards the goal of a rule governed by fear. Join Braden, Zel, and Dan as they once again revisit the events and bring new theories surrounding the September 11 Attacks. Sources to consider: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ermHx3akejc https://newslog.cyberjournal.org/architects-and-engineers-for-911-truth-debunk-judy-wood/ https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/a6384/debunking-911-myths-world-trade-center/ http://www.scientistsfor911truth.org/introduction.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Erin_(2001) https://www.damninteresting.com/retired/the-hutchison-effect/ https://www.fireengineering.com/articles/print/volume-155/issue-10/world-trade-center-disaster/volume-ii-the-ruins-and-the-rebirth/fireproofing-at-the-wtc-towers.html https://www.ae911truth.org/evidence/videos/video/12-wtc-7-sound-evidence-for-explosions http://www.boweryboyshistory.com/2008/09/minoru-yamasaki-man-who-made-twin.html http://www1.ae911truth.org/faqs/655-faq-9-were-the-twin-towers-designed-to-survive-the-impact-of-the-airplanes.html https://www.tms.org/pubs/journals/jom/0112/eagar/eagar-0112.html Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Sep 5, 2018 • 1h 5min
Case File 75-Cryptid Crush-A-Thon!
Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the Meteor Studios arena for the inaugural ATT Crypto Crush-a-thon! Have you ever asked yourself “If elusive cryptids from the far corners of the globe were pitted against each other in an all-out brawl-out which would come out on top? Who would be the Crypto King of the Ring? Has anyone ever seen a Bunyip?! What’s the name of the cryptid that shoots tentacles out of a metal beak?!”Well the theorists have heard your secret askings and now bring you ringside seats! Let the theorists answer all questions of cryptozoological combat. This episode join Braden, Zel, Dan and Byron for some serious ringside theorizing on what Cryptids would reign supreme in the CRYPTO-CRUSH-A-THON! https://www.alientheorists.com/ https://www.facebook.com/AlienTheorist/ https://www.patreon.com/alientheoristspodcast Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Aug 27, 2018 • 1h 30min
Case File 74-Pizzagate
It is a disturbing reality that child sex trafficking exists in our world. Many people think this unforgivable crime is isolated to the dark corners of the world where law and order are in short supply. In recent years it has come to light that this inexcusable offense is much more widely spread than was previously thought. During the 2016 United States presidential election cycle an incident brought the idea that a ring of high power politicians were using secret messages and symbols to organize child sex trafficking ring. What ties did a Washington D.C. pizza parlor have to the most despicable of crimes? Why were the reports not fully investigated by the FBI? What evidence supported these claims in the first place? Sit down with Zel, Braden and Andrew as they discuss The Pizzagate Conspiracy. Follow us: https://www.alientheorists.com/ https://www.facebook.com/AlienTheorist/ https://www.patreon.com/alientheoristspodcast Sources to consider: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECzsyoJkLWY https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/12/10/business/media/pizzagate.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4M2zbeuP7s https://www.google.ca/maps/place/Besta+Pizza/@38.9896104,-77.0946037,18.49z/data=!4m8!1m2!2m1!1sbesta+pizza!3m4!1s0x0:0x177a753423a39f91!8m2!3d38.9897391!4d-77.0946231 https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pizzagate-conspiracy/ https://www.google.ca/maps/search/besta+pizza+near+Connecticut+Avenue+Northwest,+Washington,+DC,+USA/@38.9557377,-77.0709351,18z http://time.com/5370989/satanic-temple-arkansas/ Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Aug 17, 2018 • 1h 18min
Case File 73-Aurora, Texas UFO
April 17, 1897 A Local newspaper in Aurora, Texas included a fascinating report of a flying object falling from the sky. On it’s descent the object was said to have struck a local resident’s windmill and exploded, leaving pieces of a strange unidentifiable metal strewn about the property. Even more intriguing is the paper mentioned that a military official had identified a body at the scene of the crash. A member of the United States SIgnal Service was to have stated that the body of the apparent pilot was “not of this world”. Whether it was human or not the good people of Aurora, Texas were said to have buried the body in their local cemetery under an unmarked tombstone. For almost 80 years this fantastic story was overlooked by national media. Then in the 1970’s UFO investigators uncovered the reports of a crashed UFO that predated modern human flight and most known UFO sightings in modern history. Join Braden, Zel, and Dan as they take to the skies of the Lone Star State on this case file The Aurora, Texas UFO crash. Follow us https://www.alientheorists.com/ https://www.facebook.com/AlienTheorist/ https://www.patreon.com/alientheoristspodcast Resources: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDVU-1NpaNA https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurora,_Texas,_UFO_incident http://roswellbooks.com/museum/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/newspaper.jpg Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Aug 10, 2018 • 1h 3min
Case File 72-The Valentich Disappearance
What do you think when you look down upon an anthill? Do you see ants as simple pests, picnic Invaders that can ruin a Summer's day of fun? Or perhaps you don't consider them at all? Ants are simply ants and don't require consideration. What would be the thoughts of a civilization far removed from our own, one that has unraveled the mysteries of interstellar travel, towards humans? Hundreds of people have claimed of being abducted by intelligent creatures from beyond our own solar system. Taken for experiments or given messages and portents for them to relay to their fellow humans. But what about those humans who never came back? Few of the cases involving complete disappearances where UFOs were present are well documented or have reliable supporting evidence. One case happened on the southern tip of Australia in 1978. This case file join the Gruesome Twosome of Braden and Dan as they take to the skies Down Under exploring the Valentich Disappearance. Be forewarned if you came to listen for highly accurate re-enactments and flawless Australian accents you came to the wrong neighbourhood. Enjoy the show. https://www.alientheorists.com/ https://www.facebook.com/AlienTheorist/ https://www.patreon.com/alientheoristspodcast Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Aug 7, 2018 • 1h 59min
Power Hour #9
This week on Alien Theorists Theorizing, the Theorists take a little break from the conspiracy/alien world and have a good time with Braden back live in studio. Tales are told and beers are drank and The Theorists expel some of the countless ridiculous stories of their adult lives. https://www.alientheorists.com/ https://www.facebook.com/AlienTheorist/ https://www.patreon.com/alientheoristspodcast Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Jul 25, 2018 • 1h 27min
Case File 71-Artificial Intelligence
The singularity. In Astronomy it is the ultra dense point within a black hole where even light cannot escape making it impossible to see. In the field of Artificial Intelligence the Singularity is the point in the future where scientists are at a loss to predict what will be the outcome when a machine finally becomes truly conscious. Modern movies and literature have played this scenario out a hundred different ways. Robots overthrowing their masters, assimilating organic creatures or unleashing the world’s nuclear armaments to destroy those that the Artificial Super Intelligence deems as threat. But, have these blockbuster movies and science fiction stories obscured our ability to prepare for the impending techpocalypse? Many would simply brush off the idea of a Machine that can think better and faster than a human as a fantasy. A machine could never produce art or think more creatively than their human creators, it’s simply impossible. And yet, every day computer processors are getting smaller and faster. DARPA allocates more than 500 million dollars on departments with research having to do AI. Google, SIRI, Alexa, these are already primitive forms of AI that have made themselves vital fixtures of our everyday lives. What would happen if one of the almost hundred of companies researching AI were to, either intentionally or accidentally, create the proverbial God in a Box? A machine intelligence that could outthink every human on the planet at blinding speeds with no mistakes and no fatigue? Would this alien consciousness so different from our own be indebted to its creators or would it find them a nuisance, an impediment to be removed in it’s path to its own unknowable goals and desires? This case file, join Zel, Dan, and Andrew as they prepare for Judgement Day by confronting the topic of AI. alientheorists.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/alien-theorists-theorizing/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsOur Sponsors:* Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy