Net Positive with John Crist

This is the most unhinged episode we have maybe ever done. That's all that we need to say. Enjoy.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Pumpkin patch (9:40)Valet drama (26:17)Shoe bomber (36:00)Real Estate agent rant (51:50)Ebony alert (58:40)Emails (1:24:30)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:BABBEL: Get 55% OFF your Babbel subscription at Babbel.com/NET(Rules and restrictions may apply)MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comWILDGRAIN: Get $30 OFF the first box PLUS free Croissants in every box at Wildgrain.com/netpositive to start your subscriptionNEUROHACKER: Qualia Senolytic by Neurohacker. Go to neurohacker.com/NETPOSITIVE for up to $100 OFF and use code NETPOSITIVE at checkout for an additional 15% OFFPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

John's Soho House Sauna Saga continues, and this time with a great outcome, and an invitation for John to intervene more... The Rock joins the celeb apology video train, John gets caught RED-HANDED at his live show, and Denver still sucks.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at hhtps://manscaped.comMAGNESIUM BREAKTHROUGH: Don’t miss out on the most relaxing sleep ever with Magnesium Breakthrough. Go to https://magbreakthrough.com/netpositive and use promo code [NETPOSITIVE10] during checkout to SAVE 10%ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositiveAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositivePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

John accidentally joins a pride parade, pledges $5,000 to Taylor Swift's love, and does some racist math. All in an hour and a half...Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Pride parade (8:10)Taylor Swift (23:00)Why We Love Men (46:30)Growing Goats (1:04:58)Racist math (1:29:00)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comJUVLABS: Don't miss out on this opportunity to start your journey towards enhanced mental performance. Unlock your brain's potential and experience the power of Cognitive Switch. Visit juvlabs.com/NETPOSITIVE  to get 20% OFFBLUELAND:Get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/netpositivePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Many of you have thought these two were the same person. Today years of confusion is resolved, and tear of laughter are had, We also have a Kansas City native weigh in on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Trey Kennedy (5:30)Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce Reaction (12:28)Out flexing your status (31:40)Touring Together (45:29)Evolving (1:15:50)Coffee spill (1:20:00) ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveHENSON SHAVING: Go to HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)Miracle Made: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEWILDGRAIN: Get $30 OFF the first box PLUS free Croissants in every box at Wildgrain.com/netpositive to start your subscriptionPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Three solo episodes in a row, and the boys are rollin. John provides some training on a "quick yes and quick no", and then he enlightens us on car horn etiquette. Also, we have a strong candidate to overtake John The Baptist, in WWEvangelism.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositiveJUVLABS: Don't miss out on this opportunity to start your journey towards enhanced mental performance. Unlock your brain's potential and experience the power of Cognitive Switch. Visit juvlabs.com/NETPOSITIVE  to get 20% OFFBABBEL: Get 55% OFF your Babbel subscription at Babbel.com/NET(Rules and restrictions may apply)MAGNESIUM BREAKTHROUGH: Don’t miss out on the most relaxing sleep ever with Magnesium Breakthrough. Go to magbreakthrough.com/netpositive and use promo code [NETPOSITIVE10] during checkout to SAVE 10%PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Alex is back, and vibes are high in the studio. Lots of laughing to catch up on, and we definitely accomplish that.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Boycotting Fall (5:20)Blind man crossing the street (21:45)Absurd celebrity riders (28:58)Daddy fill me (41:10)John defends Jimmy Fallon (53:42)Fan emails (1:25:33)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:BLUELAND: Get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/netpositiveMUD/WTR: Go to mudwtr.com/netpositive to support the show and use code NETPOSITIVE15 for 15% offAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Protestors might have gotten a win at Burning Man this year, but that won't stop them from keeping the "ethos" positive. You can't cheat your way to becoming great, you gotta go through the struggle too. Also, turns out we do like women's sports!Topics Include: Intro (0:00)End of an era (15:45)Becoming great (26:55)Burning man pt.2 (43:50)Turns out we do like women's sports (53:08) Fan emails (1:04:10)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Miracle Made: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEWILDGRAIN: Get $30 OFF the first box PLUS free Croissants in every box at Wildgrain.com/netpositive to start your subscriptionMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

First solo episode in a bit, and we are back with packed episode. Protestors are getting run over, Trump got a mugshot, robberies are getting hard, and Bradley Cooper is a saint. One reaction to all of it: Well, well, well...Topics Include: Intro (0:00)John has a confrontation at Barstool (11:32)John's take on gun violence (17:30)Protestor of the week (42:18)Redskins are back? (1:12:16)Well well well (1:20:48)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositiveMUD/WTR: Go to mudwtr.com/netpositive to support the show and use code NETPOSITIVE15 for 15% offHENSON SHAVING: Go to HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)CALDERA LAB: Get 20% OFF with our code NETPOSITIVE at calderalab.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

A Nashville legend is in the studio today. From being one of the first band bars on Broadway, to trailblazing the way for a new style of country music, Tyler Hubbard from Florida Georgia Line is nothing short of iconic. One thing is certain, he doesn't have to hike up the mountain to play Red Rocks anymore.Topics Include: Intro (0:00Introducing Tyler Hubbard (10:32)Happiest making music (19:00)Catching heat (44:12)The fun of the start (55:00)Being compelled to write (1:01:55)Tyler and his faith (1:15:21)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:BABBEL: Get 55% OFF your Babbel subscription at Babbel.com/NET(Rules and restrictions may apply)Miracle Made: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to drinkAG1.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Your favorite Peloton instructor is in the studio! Tune in as John finds inspiration from a 20-something from Brooklyn yelling at him... In all seriousness, this is an awesome and inspiring episode. Kendall shares the journey to where she is now, and some of the hurdles she had to come through to get there.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Introducing Kendall Toole (4:50)Her start at Peloton (19:40)Child Acting (41:40)Peloton Community (53:20)Never knocked out tagline (1:04:10)Angry at God?  (1:25:33) ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:WILDGRAIN: Get $30 OFF the first box PLUS free Croissants in every box at Wildgrain.com/netpositive to start your subscriptionCALDERA LAB: Get 20% OFF with our code NETPOSITIVE at calderalab.comBLUELAND:Get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/netpositiveMUD/WTR: Go to mudwtr.com/netpositive to support the show and use code NETPOSITIVE for 15% offPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative