Net Positive with John Crist

It's a Christmas special and today we get John's girlfriend Lydia joining the pod today. We learn that John loves being the Grinch, how to correctly pronounce mischievous, and that we had an all-star lineup for 2023. Happy Holidays from the Net Positive team!------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, SC1/20 Wilmington, NC1/27 Nashville, TN2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositiveManscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comBEAM DREAM POWDER: If you want to try Beam’s best-selling Dream Powder, take advantage of their biggest sale of the year and get up to 50% OFF for a limited time when you go to shopbeam.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code CYBER at checkout. PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

If you believe in the Holy Spirit, why don't you believe in Bigfoot? And all God's people said... Amen.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, SC1/20 Wilmington, NC1/27 Nashville, TN2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:HENSON SHAVING: Go to HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositivePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

It's time we draw a line with the whole "getting ready with me" trend. Another line to draw, is marrying your twin, definitely don't do that.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)The truth about celebrity photos (10:45)Married her twin (19:34)King Solomon (44:23)Shohei Ohtani (54:45)Comment section (58:20) ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, SC1/20 Wilmington, NC1/27 Nashville, TN2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

We are unhinged and that's how it should be. A few key things discovered this week that you definitely didn't know. A new flight pattern to Moscow was discovered by John and Andrew that only takes 1 hour. Working for Chipotle is a criminal punishment. John really hates Georgia. And Young Thug does stand for what you think...------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, SC1/20 Wilmington, NC1/27 Nashville, TN2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:BABBEL: Get 55% OFF your Babbel subscription at Babbel.com/NET(Rules and restrictions may apply)WILDGRAIN: Get $30 OFF the first box PLUS free Croissants in every box at Wildgrain.com/netpositive to start your subscriptionMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositivePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Back from Thanksgiving, and over the break, John's Facebook was hacked, and we learn of a brand-new phenomenon called "pandemic skip" which is totally the silliest theory we have ever heard.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)John got hacked (13:15)Pandemic skip (54:00)Chik-fil-a (1:03:10)Jack Harlow (1:10:30)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, SC1/20 Wilmington, NC1/27 Nashville, TN2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comNEUROHACKER: Qualia Senolytic by Neurohacker. Go to neurohacker.com/NETPOSITIVE for up to $100 OFF and use code NETPOSITIVE at checkout for an additional 15% OFFPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

The fact that we are 82 episodes in and just having ERNEST on should be, and probably is, a crime. He's Lipscomb's finest analyst, and also sort of making waves in the country music scene. Happy Thanksgiving y'all!Topics Include:Intro (0:00)ERNEST (6:18)Ryman (25:30)Things have changed (41:44)Old "friends" (1:01:10)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, SC1/20 Wilmington, NC1/27 Nashville, TN2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:HENSON SHAVING: Go to HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)BEAM DREAM POWDER: If you want to try Beam’s best-selling Dream Powder, take advantage of their biggest sale of the year and get up to 50% OFF for a limited time when you go to shopbeam.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code CYBER at checkout. MAGNESIUM BREAKTHROUGH: Don’t miss out on the most relaxing sleep ever with Magnesium Breakthrough. Go to https://magbreakthrough.com/netpositive and use promo code [NETPOSITIVE10] during checkout to SAVE 10%PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

John gets caught by Canadian Border Patrol on his way to a wild show in Winnipeg. Bobbi Storm performs on a Delta flight, and John's bet in the Swift/Kelce relationship is down 100. Also, do you qualify for assassination? ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveJUVLABS: Don't miss out on this opportunity to start your journey towards enhanced mental performance. Unlock your brain's potential and experience the power of Cognitive Switch. Visit juvlabs.com/NETPOSITIVE  to get 20% OFFNEUROHACKER: Qualia Senolytic by Neurohacker. Go to neurohacker.com/NETPOSITIVE for up to $100 OFF and use code NETPOSITIVE at checkout for an additional 15% OFFMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

If you're a missionary out in the world doing the Lord's work, make sure you take notes on this one, John has some ideas. Also, there was a point where Jack and Rose were actually really healthy before they froze to death.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Namibia (13:10)Pick it up & preach (17:15)Artists stopping show (27:50) Halloween candy fact check (45:50)The Titanic (53:15)Fan fact check (1:19:45)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:BABBEL: Get 55% OFF your Babbel subscription at Babbel.com/NET(Rules and restrictions may apply)MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comWILDGRAIN: Get $30 OFF the first box PLUS free Croissants in every box at Wildgrain.com/netpositive to start your subscriptionMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

John had the weekend off and is coming in hot this week. Emergency Chik Fil A and Liz the restaurant owner. Thank God for the internet. ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:HENSON SHAVING: Go to HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)BEAM DREAM POWDER: If you want to try Beam’s best-selling Dream Powder, take advantage of their biggest sale of the year and get up to 50% OFF for a limited time when you go to shopbeam.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code CYBER at checkout. NEUROHACKER: Qualia Senolytic by Neurohacker. Go to neurohacker.com/NETPOSITIVE for up to $100 OFF and use code NETPOSITIVE at checkout for an additional 15% OFFPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

This  is the energy we need today, and it is brought to you by Savannah Chrisley. Savannah roasts John's "Canadian tuxedo" for 10 minutes, and talks about her parent's situation, a new boyfriend who is definitely too hot to die, and some advice for John, Alex, and Andrew.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Introducing Savannah Chrisley (6:43)Chrisley's in prison (15:44)Special Forces (35:31)Same haircut (58:29)New boyfriend (1:00:24) ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveJUVLABS: Don't miss out on this opportunity to start your journey towards enhanced mental performance. Unlock your brain's potential and experience the power of Cognitive Switch. Visit juvlabs.com/NETPOSITIVE  to get 20% OFFMAGNESIUM BREAKTHROUGH: Don’t miss out on the most relaxing sleep ever with Magnesium Breakthrough. Go to https://magbreakthrough.com/netpositive and use promo code [NETPOSITIVE10] during checkout to SAVE 10%PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative