

Net Positive with John Crist
John Crist
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by Lagos Creative
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Nov 26, 2025 • 1h 16min
Blood Vacation
John shares the surprisingly enlightening results of his at-home brain scan, revealing his noise sensitivity. They hilariously discuss how sports fandom evolves with age and navigate the complexities of holiday travel with blended loyalties. The crew passionately defends turkey cooking and debates the idea of taking vacations without in-laws. They also critique viral motivational quotes and explore relationship dynamics through meme-sharing. Finally, they address the tricky topic of supporting adult children responsibly.

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Nov 19, 2025 • 1h 39min
Coffee and Mexican (w/ Anne Wilson)
In this lively conversation, Anne Wilson, a rising star in Christian music, shares her experiences from the road and provides insight into Gen Z culture. She discusses her unique approach to styling her band with cowboy hats and the challenges of touring life. Wilson also dives into the Gen Z dating scene, reflecting on singles nights and what the younger generation seeks in relationships. With thoughts on faith and creativity, she highlights the return to traditional values among her peers.

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Nov 12, 2025 • 1h 15min
Watch My Bags
Dive into a whirlwind of hilarious topics! The hosts tackle the absurdities of government shutdowns and ponder what we really need from federal services. They debate the right time to deck the halls for Christmas and discuss airplane etiquette amidst viral TikToks. Should you help watch someone’s bags at the airport? What about calling out bad hygiene? The trio hilariously critiques odd faith-based clips and reflects on the boundaries of church sermons. Plus, a romantic surprise for a listener gets the perfect spotlight!

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Nov 5, 2025 • 1h 32min
Homeschool Transfer Portal (w/ Tim Tebow)
Tim Tebow, former Heisman Trophy winner and now a passionate philanthropist, dives into his transformative journey through high school sports in Florida. He emphasizes the importance of purpose and living with conviction, discussing how setbacks can lead to greater callings. Tebow shares personal stories about coaching influences and the need for authentic community service. He also highlights the value of seeing everyone as inherently worthy and critiques the pitfalls of social media comparison. His insights encourage listeners to find lasting purpose beyond their immediate successes.

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Oct 29, 2025 • 1h 11min
Irish Goodbye
The hosts dish on Halloween decorations, declaring elaborate inflatables a sign of poor taste. They debate how much everyday pleasures should cost, from air travel to podcast gear. The conversation turns to the quirks of social media, discussing the reactions to losing Instagram followers. They humorously tackle the concept of the 'Irish exit' at parties and critique viral clips that downplay women's achievements. Finally, heartwarming listener stories, like an ultra marathon runner tuning in, add a poignant touch to the banter.

Oct 22, 2025 • 1h 10min
The Market Is Never Wrong
The hosts tackle the amusing quirks of ChatGPT being overly agreeable in creative processes. They share hilarious tour tales, from near-miss experiences to confronting a driver hogging two parking spots. A lively debate on standing ovations prompts a look at social dynamics and peer pressure. The concept of 'Shrek-ing' emerges as they discuss dating strategies among Gen Z. Finally, they explore how small acts of care can strengthen friendships and take a humorous dive into bizarre church clips that leave listeners laughing.

Oct 15, 2025 • 1h 34min
Head In The Sand (w/ Candace Cameron Bure)
The wink that started it all, crying on podcasts, ripped jeans in church, and how Candace got John hacked… On the net, it’s a positive. works best
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
10/16 - York, PA
10/17 - Detroit, MI
10/18 - Cleveland, OH
10/24 - Birmingham, AL
10/25 - Chattanooga, TN
11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8 - Spokane, WA
11/9 - Tacoma, WA
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding, CA
12/11 - South Bend, IN
12/12 - Munhall, PA
12/14 - Buffalo, NY
1/23 - Joliet, IL
1/24 - Effingham, IL
1/25 - Nashville, TN
2/20 - Springfield, MO
2/22 - Louisville, KY
2/26 - Ithaca, NY
2/27 - Reading, PA
2/28 - Glenside, PA
3/1 - New York, NY
3/20 - Jackson, MI
3/21 - Rockford, IL
3/22 - Cedar Rapids, IA
3/27 - Columbia, MO
3/28 - Fayetteville, AR
3/29 - Little Rock, AR
4/10 - Stockton, CA
4/11 - Anaheim, CA
4/12 - Thousand Oaks, CA
4/17 - Tucson, AZ
4/18 - Houston, TX
5/2 - Fort Worth, TX
5/3 - Amarillo, TX
5/14 - Wilmington, NC
5/15 - Evans, GA
5/16 - Durham, NC
5/29 - Jacksonville, FL
5/30 - Asheville, NC
5/31 - Columbia, SC
6/4 - Mobile, AL
6/5 - Florence, AL
6/6 - Duluth, GA
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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FOLLOW JOHN ON:
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Twitter
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Facebook
YouTube
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Oct 8, 2025 • 1h 23min
8% Plastic (w/ Lauren Daigle)
Lauren Daigle, a Grammy-winning contemporary Christian music artist, shares insights about her career and life on tour. She discusses the fascinating idea that our brains are 8% plastic, dives into her Louisiana roots, and reflects on the challenges of comparing oneself to others in the music industry. With humor, they explore her unique touring experiences, like a creative penalty for tardiness. Lauren emphasizes the importance of gratitude and authenticity while navigating public expectations and the artistic journey.

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Oct 1, 2025 • 1h 30min
Rattlesnake Rodeo (w/ Chris Tomlin)
Grammy-winning worship leader Chris Tomlin shares his journey through music and faith, including early touring mishaps and touching moments at events like Disneyland's Night of Joy. He discusses the emotional power of worship compared to mainstream concerts and the inspiration behind his songwriting, incorporating both hymns and personal experiences. Tomlin reflects on the challenges of ticket pricing, the intent of worship music, and the impact of a surprising encounter in South Beach. He also unveils insights about his latest album, exploring the goal of worship: connecting with God's presence.

Sep 24, 2025 • 1h 16min
Rice & Beans (w/ Dave Ramsey)
Sports betting, blessed Hondas, lobster eventually tastes like soap, choosing your hard, and why hope is still the best investment… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/11 - Greenville, SC
10/16 - York, PA
10/17 - Detroit, MI
10/18 - Cleveland, OH
10/24 - Birmingham, AL
10/25 - Chattanooga, TN
11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8 - Spokane, WA
11/9 - Tacoma, WA
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding, CA
12/11 - South Bend, IN
12/12 - Munhall, PA
12/14 - Buffalo, NY
1/25 - Nashville, TN
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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FOLLOW JOHN ON:
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order
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PRODUCED BY:
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