Net Positive with John Crist

Praying before shows, cussing in songs, christian frats, breakfast routines… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: ⁠⁠⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/⁠⁠⁠ 5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK 5/10 - Shreveport, LA 5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS SUMMER BREAK 9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI 9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN 9/21 - Paducah, KY 9/26 - North Charleston, SC 9/27 - Macon, GA 9/28 - Hiawassee, GA 10/2 - Evansville, IN 10/3 - Dayton, OH 10/4 - Peoria, IL 10/10 - Knoxville, TN 10/11 - Greenville, SC 10/16 - York, PA 10/17 - Detroit, MI 10/18 - Cleveland, OH 10/24 - Birmingham, AL 10/25 - Chattanooga, TN 11/7 - Boise, ID 11/8 - Spokane, WA 11/9 - Tacoma, WA 11/20 - Abilene, TX 11/21 - San Antonio, TX 11/22 - Tyler, TX 11/23 - Austin, TX 12/5 - Phoenix, AZ 12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA 12/7 - Redding, CA 12/11 - South Bend, IN 12/12 - Munhall, PA 12/14 - Buffalo, NY ----- Catch the full video podcast on ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠, and follow us on social media (⁠⁠⁠@netpositivepodcast⁠⁠⁠) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS FRESH PRESSED OLIVE OIL: Try a bottle for just $1 and taste the difference yourself. Go to https://GetFreshNetPositive.com. BLUELAND: Get 15% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive ----- PRODUCED BY: ⁠⁠⁠Alex Lagos⁠⁠⁠ / ⁠⁠⁠Lagos Creative

A new conspiracy theory, men’s heights vs women’s weights, and stay at home salaries… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: ⁠⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/⁠⁠ 5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK 5/10 - Shreveport, LA 5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS SUMMER BREAK 9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI 9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN 9/21 - Paducah, KY 9/26 - North Charleston, SC 9/27 - Macon, GA 9/28 - Hiawassee, GA 10/2 - Evansville, IN 10/3 - Dayton, OH 10/4 - Peoria, IL 10/10 - Knoxville, TN 10/11 - Greenville, SC 10/16 - York, PA 10/17 - Detroit, MI 10/18 - Cleveland, OH 10/24 - Birmingham, AL 10/25 - Chattanooga, TN 11/7 - Boise, ID 11/8 - Spokane, WA 11/9 - Tacoma, WA 11/20 - Abilene, TX 11/21 - San Antonio, TX 11/22 - Tyler, TX 11/23 - Austin, TX 12/5 - Phoenix, AZ 12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA 12/7 - Redding, CA 12/11 - South Bend, IN 12/12 - Munhall, PA 12/14 - Buffalo, NY ----- Catch the full video podcast on ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠, and follow us on social media (⁠⁠@netpositivepodcast⁠⁠) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠ ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠ ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive FRESH PRESSED OLIVE OIL: Try a bottle for just $1 and taste the difference yourself. Go to https://GetFreshNetPositive.com. MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- PRODUCED BY: ⁠⁠Alex Lagos⁠⁠ / ⁠⁠Lagos Creative

Sliding in the real life draft, the Christian Mel Kiper, baby showers, Jesus is the standard, … On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: ⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/⁠ 4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL 4/26 - Tampa, FL 4/27 - Pensacola, FL 5/1 - Sarasota, FL 5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC 5/4 - Richmond, VA 5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK 5/10 - Shreveport, LA 5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS SUMMER BREAK 9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI 9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN 9/21 - Paducah, KY 9/26 - North Charleston, SC 9/27 - Macon, GA 9/28 - Hiawassee, GA 10/2 - Evansville, IN 10/3 - Dayton, OH 10/4 - Peoria, IL 10/10 - Knoxville, TN 10/11 - Greenville, SC 10/16 - York, PA 10/17 - Detroit, MI 10/18 - Cleveland, OH 10/24 - Birmingham, AL 10/25 - Chattanooga, TN 11/7 - Boise, ID 11/8 - Spokane, WA 11/9 - Tacoma, WA 11/20 - Abilene, TX 11/21 - San Antonio, TX 11/22 - Tyler, TX 11/23 - Austin, TX 12/5 - Phoenix, AZ 12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA 12/7 - Redding, CA 12/11 - South Bend, IN 12/12 - Munhall, PA 12/14 - Buffalo, NY ----- Catch the full video podcast on ⁠YouTube⁠, and follow us on social media (⁠@netpositivepodcast⁠) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: ⁠Instagram⁠ ⁠Twitter⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠Facebook⁠ ⁠YouTube⁠ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS GLORIFY: Get a 14 day free trial when you visit https://glorify-app.com/netpositive FRESH PRESSED OLIVE OIL: Try a bottle for just $1 and taste the difference yourself. Go to https://GetFreshNetPositive.com. MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE MOSH: Save 20% off plus FREE shipping on the Best-Sellers Trial Pack at https://moshlife.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- PRODUCED BY: ⁠Alex Lagos⁠ / ⁠Lagos Creative

Katy Perry goes to space, our new race car, and our big plans for this summer… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL4/26 - Tampa, FL4/27 - Pensacola, FL5/1 - Sarasota, FL5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC5/4 - Richmond, VA5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK5/10 - Shreveport, LA5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositiveAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveFRESH PRESSED OLIVE OIL: Try a bottle for just $1 and taste the difference yourself. Go to https://GetFreshNetPositive.com-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Rory memes, Trump at church, financing Coachella, and what you can and can’t finance… On the net, it’s a positive.------SEND US DECOR:Lagos Creative632 Fogg St, Ste 10Nashville, TN 37203-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/17 - Sacramento, CA4/18 - Fresno, CA4/19 - San Diego, CA4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL4/26 - Tampa, FL4/27 - Pensacola, FL5/1 - Sarasota, FL5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC5/4 - Richmond, VA5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK5/10 - Shreveport, LA5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSFRESH PRESSED OLIVE OIL: Try a bottle for just $1 and taste the difference yourself. Go to https://GetFreshNetPositive.com.HELIX: Go to https://helixsleep.com/NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF SITEWIDE!BLUELAND: Get 15% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Christian tornados, the best sports naps, racist activities, political vows, and praying for Tesla… On the net, it’s a positive.------SEND US DECOR:Lagos Creative632 Fogg St, Ste 10Nashville, TN 37203-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/11 - Omaha, NE4/12 - Wichita, KS4/13 - Tulsa, OK4/17 - Sacramento, CA4/18 - Fresno, CA4/19 - San Diego, CA4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL4/26 - Tampa, FL4/27 - Pensacola, FL5/1 - Sarasota, FL5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC5/4 - Richmond, VA5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK5/10 - Shreveport, LA5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEGOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Stage names, uncool encores, vocal rest, and Outback… On the net, it’s a positive.------SEND US DECOR:Lagos Creative632 Fogg St, Ste 10Nashville, TN 37203-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/11 - Omaha, NE4/12 - Wichita, KS4/13 - Tulsa, OK4/17 - Sacramento, CA4/18 - Fresno, CA4/19 - San Diego, CA4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL4/26 - Tampa, FL4/27 - Pensacola, FL5/1 - Sarasota, FL5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC5/4 - Richmond, VA5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK5/10 - Shreveport, LA5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositiveEXPRESS VPN: Protect your online privacy TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/NETPOSITIVE for an extra three months FREE.-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Financing DoorDash, giving birth in a river, the rules of changing your name once married, and giving some advice on phone usage… On the net, it’s a positive.------SEND US DECOR:Lagos Creative632 Fogg St, Ste 10Nashville, TN 37203-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/28 - Grand Junction, CO3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT4/11 - Omaha, NE4/12 - Wichita, KS4/13 - Tulsa, OK4/17 - Sacramento, CA4/18 - Fresno, CA4/19 - San Diego, CA4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL4/26 - Tampa, FL4/27 - Pensacola, FL5/1 - Sarasota, FL5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC5/4 - Richmond, VA5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK5/10 - Shreveport, LA5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSMOSH: Save 20% off plus FREE shipping on the Best-Sellers Trial Packat https://moshlife.com/NETPOSITIVEHELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS AND A HIGH-PROTEIN ITEM FOR LIFE with promo code NETPOSITIVE10FM at https://hellofresh.com/NETPOSITIVE10FM GLORIFY: Get a 14 day free trial when you visit https://glorify-app.com/netpositive-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Predicting the 2028 Election, drinking for lent, the two kinds of debates, and starting a cult … On the net, it’s a positive.------SEND US DECOR:Lagos Creative632 Fogg St, Ste 10Nashville, TN 37203-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/7 - Branson, MO3/8 - Kansas City, MO3/9 - St. Louis, MO3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC3/22 - Lynchburg, VA3/23 - Cincinnati, OH3/28 - Grand Junction, CO3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT4/11 - Omaha, NE4/12 - Wichita, KS4/13 - Tulsa, OK4/17 - Sacramento, CA4/18 - Fresno, CA4/19 - San Diego, CA4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL4/26 - Tampa, FL4/27 - Pensacola, FL5/1 - Sarasota, FL5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC5/4 - Richmond, VA5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK5/10 - Shreveport, LA5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSHELIX: Go to https://helixsleep.com/NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF SITEWIDE!MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Satan’s algorithm, Bible guns, a booze-free bar, and moms are fake busy?… On the net, it’s a positive.------SEND US DECOR:Lagos Creative632 Fogg St, Ste 10Nashville, TN 37203-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/7 - Branson, MO3/8 - Kansas City, MO3/9 - St. Louis, MO3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC3/22 - Lynchburg, VA3/23 - Cincinnati, OH3/28 - Grand Junction, CO3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT4/11 - Omaha, NE4/12 - Wichita, KS4/13 - Tulsa, OK4/17 - Sacramento, CA4/18 - Fresno, CA4/19 - San Diego, CA4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL4/26 - Tampa, FL4/27 - Pensacola, FL5/1 - Sarasota, FL5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC5/4 - Richmond, VA5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK5/10 - Shreveport, LA5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.-----Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com-----FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTube-----SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositiveBLUELAND: Get 15% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositiveGOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING-----PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative