Net Positive with John Crist
John Crist
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by Lagos Creative
Episodes
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Jul 23, 2025 • 1h 22min
Raise Your Hand
Coldplay conspiracies, defining walking distance, and when we're allowed to raise our hand... On the net, it's a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
8/30 - Las Vegas, NV
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/11 - Greenville, SC
10/16 - York, PA
10/17 - Detroit, MI
10/18 - Cleveland, OH
10/24 - Birmingham, AL
10/25 - Chattanooga, TN
11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8 - Spokane, WA
11/9 - Tacoma, WA
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding, CA
12/11 - South Bend, IN
12/12 - Munhall, PA
12/14 - Buffalo, NY
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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Jul 16, 2025 • 1h 7min
Planet of the Vapes
Jordan’s talk, wedding gifts to the homeless, biblical tattoos, and the rise of domestic activities… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
8/30 - Las Vegas, NV
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/11 - Greenville, SC
10/16 - York, PA
10/17 - Detroit, MI
10/18 - Cleveland, OH
10/24 - Birmingham, AL
10/25 - Chattanooga, TN
11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8 - Spokane, WA
11/9 - Tacoma, WA
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding, CA
12/11 - South Bend, IN
12/12 - Munhall, PA
12/14 - Buffalo, NY
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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FOLLOW JOHN ON:
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Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
FRESH PRESSED OLIVE OIL: Try a bottle for just $1 and taste the difference yourself. Go to https://GetFreshNetPositive.com.
ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative
Jul 9, 2025 • 1h 7min
(Wellness)
Standing or sitting for fireworks, the Lord protecting us at night, cutting grass, new cruise rules, and no hugs (wellness)… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
8/30 - Las Vegas, NV
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/11 - Greenville, SC
10/16 - York, PA
10/17 - Detroit, MI
10/18 - Cleveland, OH
10/24 - Birmingham, AL
10/25 - Chattanooga, TN
11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8 - Spokane, WA
11/9 - Tacoma, WA
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding, CA
12/11 - South Bend, IN
12/12 - Munhall, PA
12/14 - Buffalo, NY
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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FOLLOW JOHN ON:
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
BRUNT: Go to http://bruntworkwear.com/ and use code NETPOSITIVE to get $10 OFF
MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE
GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING
AG1: Get a FREE gift with your first order at https://DrinkAG1.com/netpositive to get started with AG1’s Next Gen and and notice the benefits for yourself.
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative
Jul 8, 2025 • 1h 22min
Next Man Up (w/ Kirk Herbstreit)
Kirk Herbstreit, a renowned ESPN college football analyst, brings his insights and infectious passion for the sport. He dives into the emotional ties fans have with their teams, likening them to family relationships. The discussion highlights Pat McAfee's engaging broadcasting style and the challenges of balancing commentary with fan emotions. Kirk shares tales from thrilling game days and the unexpected twists of sports fandom. With a keen focus on nostalgia and rivalry, he explores how live events stir connections and enhance the overall experience for fans.
Jun 25, 2025 • 1h 19min
Gross Positive
John’s Tonight Night Show Experience, being reposted by Trump, cargo pockets, armed DoorDash driver, and cemetery speculation… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/11 - Greenville, SC
10/16 - York, PA
10/17 - Detroit, MI
10/18 - Cleveland, OH
10/24 - Birmingham, AL
10/25 - Chattanooga, TN
11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8 - Spokane, WA
11/9 - Tacoma, WA
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding, CA
12/11 - South Bend, IN
12/12 - Munhall, PA
12/14 - Buffalo, NY
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
-----
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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FOLLOW JOHN ON:
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositiveMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEHELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS AND A HIGH-PROTEIN ITEM FOR LIFE with promo code NETPOSITIVE10FM at https://hellofresh.com/NETPOSITIVE10FM
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative
Jun 18, 2025 • 1h 7min
This Is My Retirement (w/ Ginger Billy)
Tiers of comedy, redneck projects, a bad family tattoo, and discussing if gingers are black… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/11 - Greenville, SC
10/16 - York, PA
10/17 - Detroit, MI
10/18 - Cleveland, OH
10/24 - Birmingham, AL
10/25 - Chattanooga, TN
11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8 - Spokane, WA
11/9 - Tacoma, WA
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding, CA
12/11 - South Bend, IN
12/12 - Munhall, PA
12/14 - Buffalo, NY
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
-----
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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FOLLOW JOHN ON:
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
-----
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
AG1: Get a FREE gift with your first order at https://DrinkAG1.com/netpositive to get started with AG1’s Next Gen and and notice the benefits for yourself.
HELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS AND A HIGH-PROTEIN ITEM FOR LIFE with promo code NETPOSITIVE10FM at https://hellofresh.com/NETPOSITIVE10FM
MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative
Jun 11, 2025 • 1h 31min
This You?
Trump vs Elon, Key and Peele vs Dave Chappelle, Mobile Scanner Jeans, and a new Tinder feature… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
SUMMER BREAK
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/11 - Greenville, SC
10/16 - York, PA
10/17 - Detroit, MI
10/18 - Cleveland, OH
10/24 - Birmingham, AL
10/25 - Chattanooga, TN
11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8 - Spokane, WA
11/9 - Tacoma, WA
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding, CA
12/11 - South Bend, IN
12/12 - Munhall, PA
12/14 - Buffalo, NY
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
-----
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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FOLLOW JOHN ON:
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSBRUNT: Go to http://bruntworkwear.com/ and use code NETPOSITIVE to get $10 OFF
BLUELAND: Get 15% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive
MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative
Jun 9, 2025 • 1h 14min
The Type We Want (w/ Anjelah Johnson)
Burping during a comedy set, one time fans, what moms do all day, and how to deal with crying babies in public… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
SUMMER BREAK
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/11 - Greenville, SC
10/16 - York, PA
10/17 - Detroit, MI
10/18 - Cleveland, OH
10/24 - Birmingham, AL
10/25 - Chattanooga, TN
11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8 - Spokane, WA
11/9 - Tacoma, WA
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding, CA
12/11 - South Bend, IN
12/12 - Munhall, PA
12/14 - Buffalo, NY
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
-----
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
-----
FOLLOW JOHN ON:
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
-----
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive
AG1: Get a FREE gift with your first order at https://DrinkAG1.com/netpositive to get started with AG1’s Next Gen and and notice the benefits for yourself.
GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative
May 28, 2025 • 1h 37min
Tier 1 Yapper
You sent in questions about parenting, and we answered them… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
SUMMER BREAK
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/11 - Greenville, SC
10/16 - York, PA
10/17 - Detroit, MI
10/18 - Cleveland, OH
10/24 - Birmingham, AL
10/25 - Chattanooga, TN
11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8 - Spokane, WA
11/9 - Tacoma, WA
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding, CA
12/11 - South Bend, IN
12/12 - Munhall, PA
12/14 - Buffalo, NY
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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FOLLOW JOHN ON:
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
HELIX: Go to https://helixsleep.com/NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF SITEWIDE!
HELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS AND A HIGH-PROTEIN ITEM FOR LIFE with promo code NETPOSITIVE10FM at https://hellofresh.com/NETPOSITIVE10FM
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative
May 22, 2025 • 1h 22min
THXDAD
Pastors with props, making new friends, and answering fan questions… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
SUMMER BREAK
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/11 - Greenville, SC
10/16 - York, PA
10/17 - Detroit, MI
10/18 - Cleveland, OH
10/24 - Birmingham, AL
10/25 - Chattanooga, TN
11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8 - Spokane, WA
11/9 - Tacoma, WA
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding, CA
12/11 - South Bend, IN
12/12 - Munhall, PA
12/14 - Buffalo, NY
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
-----
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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FOLLOW JOHN ON:
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive
MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE
GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative
