Stiff Socks

Well, you're gonna learn a lot about The Scientists today. The boys riff on how burning bras is the best, wonder why the White House looks like shit, decide that Zoe Kravitz is the best Catwoman and Robert Pattinson is the weirdest Batman, and hear Trevor try to defend a very personal bathroom routine. Support the boys by getting 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try BlueChew free at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get 5 free travel packs with your order at https://www.athleticgreens.com/SOCKS Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Lumi for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.lumigummies.com with promo code SOCKS. 

The boys learn about virginity auctions, wonder if they ever fished for cum on the magic school bus, and compete to see who's the best at taking off bras. They also hear from a listener who's extremely good at etch-a-sketch and decide that having a journal was a good way to get bullied. Support the boys, get 4 bonus eps a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode.  https://www.athleticgreens.com/socks Thanks to FRE for sponsoring this episode. Use code STIFFSOCKS at https://www.frepouch.com for 30% off. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get  20% off and  free  shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try it free with code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com

Trev and Blau are joined by comic, friend, and co-host of the Flagrant 2  podcast Akaash Singh. They riff on the old New York stand-up days, how Blau used to be even more buff???, and how Akaash is finally stepping in to his own as a comedian. They also hear from a listener with a bit of a kitchen fetish and learn that Michael's not the only one with a foot  fetish.  Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus eps a month, + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys try to do an inkblot test, decide that Google Earth should be a porn site, learn that Captain Planet started global warming, and try to figure out what a muse is and why Julia Fox is one. Support the boys, get 4 bonus eps a month, and instant access to the patreon back catalog for  $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. get 10% off your purchase of $200 or more at  https://www.purple.com/socks Thanks to FRE for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your first order with code STIFFSOCKS at https://www.frepouch.ccom Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode.  Get  10% off at https://www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at https://www.liquidIV.com with promo code SOCKS.

The boys riff on how to fix schools, jerking off in retirement, and embarrassing  moments from their childhoods. They also hear from a  listener about bangin' in a playhouse and learn about Build-A-Bear After Dark.  Support the boys and hear the full episode, plus a bonus episode every Friday, for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys riff on selling out for the super bowl, vision boarding a bigger dick, and why people get so horny that they take out loans. They also figure out that everyone is freaking out in 2022 and hear from a listener about the best materials to cum into. Support the podcast, get 4 bonus eps a month, and instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Try it FREE for 60 days at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks16 with code socks16 

The boys went live and riffed on getting hangry at the airport, how to handle Valentine's Day with your FWB,  how wild it is that the President has to give up his socials after the election, and more.  You can support the boys, hear the full episode, and get 4 bonus episodes every month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys are joined by adult actress Emily Willis! They riff on the perks of producing your own content, dudes that can whistle in the butt, and why hotels are the best place to bang. They also hear from a listener that had a wild threesome and get Emily’s take on whether Trev and Blau could do porn.  Support the pod and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN condoms for sponsoring this episode. Free US shipping at https://www.skyn.com Thanks to BetterHELP for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get 5 free travel packs with your order at https://www.athleticgreens.com/socks

The boys riff on a new sex move, how to become a sports fan, and how wild it would be for Rihanna to be your mom. They also get an update from a listener about banging his crushes mom and learn about getting waterboarded by a squirter.  Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys are joined by podcaster Sofia Franklyn for some absolute lunacy. They riff on which porn star Sofia wants to bang, why being a mormon sister wife would be cool, and how disrespectful wearing AirPods during sex is. They also determine if its possible to look hot in whitey-tighties and hear from a listener with a royalty fetish.  Follow Sofia @sofiafranklyn on all platforms Get 4 bonus episodes a month and 120 episodes in the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to our sponsors this week: Athletic Greens (https://www.athleticgreens.com/socks) SKYN Condoms (https://www.SKYN.com) Diet Smoke (20% off with code SOCKS at https://www.dietsmoke.com)