Stiff Socks

The boys riff on how Trev was trappin' at 13, why banging in jacuzzis is the worst, and how influencers are getting pimped out to go to Coachella. They also help a listener with a rubbery cum problem and see what's poppin' on Megan's Law. Comment on the Youtube video of this episode what you want written on the Yaris when we blow it up this weekend. Top 5 most liked comments are getting tagged on the car when we send it to the stratosphere.  Come see Stiff Socks LIVE at the Netflix is a Joke comedy festival in Los Angeles Saturday May 7th. Tickets at https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com or https://www.blaucomedy.com Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first purchase at https://www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals and 3 free gifts at https://www.hellofresh.com/ with code socks16. Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off tickets with promo code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment free with promo code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com

The boys riff on whether or not aheago is hot, why dolphins are bad people, and what would happen if you had to fist fight a clit. They also peruse the chaotic world of Craigslist Missed Encounters and tell a story about the world's messiest chick-fil-a.  Support the boys and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Stiff Socks LIVE TAPING in Los Angeles May 7th: https://www.netflixisajokefest.com/show/stiff-socks-podcast Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with promo code SOCKS at https://www.liquidIV.com Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with promo code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Super Speciosa for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at https://www.GetSuperLeaf.com/SOCKS Thanks to Credit Karma for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.creditkarma.com

The boys riff on Trev bein horned up, how Zuckerberg probably loves  BDSM, and how weird it is to have an open casket funeral in the club.  They also give some advice to a powerlifting listener and debate whether  or not they would be able to give birth.  Hear the full ep, get an exclusive episode every friday, and support the boys for only $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys riff on Michael having a meltdown over a doctor's appointment, the Balldo ball dildo, and the top ten jobs that get the most action. They also hear from a listener about a j.o. accident and decide what kind of crazy shit they would wear on a red carpet. Come see Stiff Socks LIVE in LA at the Netflix is a Joke comedy festival on May 7th. Tickets on sale Friday. Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Diet Smoke for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at https://www.dietsmoke.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get a free year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs at https://www.athleticgreens.com/SOCKS Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try Blue Chew FREE with promo code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks

The boys riff on the most disrespectful revenge, saving old love letters, and jerking off in a relationship. They also learn how gloryholes work and decide that Future would make a great step  dad. Support the boys, hear the full episode, AND get 4 exclusive bonus eps a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys riff on banging with socks on, used fleshlight collections, and how Michael did the sex with a leash. They also decide Jake Paul didn't offer Will Smith enough money to box Chris Rock and reminisce on times that they almost got beat up doing stand-up comedy.  Support the boys and get an exclusive bonus ep every Friday (+ instant access to the Patreon back catalog) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off PLUS two free pillow at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks

The boys are joined by special guest Bobby Lee! They riff on the point of sending dick pics, being a low velocity cummer, and why Bobby has a purple johnson. Trev also gets quizzed on some basic movie knowledge and they discuss entitlement issues and finding fulfillment outside of comedy. Follow Bobby Lee (and listen to Tigerbelly & Bad Friends) at @bobbyleelive on all platforms. Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at https://www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get up to 16 free meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/stiffsocks16 with code stiffsocks16

 The gang discusses the etiquette of paying for a hookup's uber, learn  how they make sex noises in movies, and design the perfect jerk off  room. They also invent drone porn and hear from a listener that missed  some cues at Trevor's show. 

The boys riff on how to sext with the new iPhone emojis, getting hard in space, and how athletes slide into the DMs. They also follow up with audience reactions to last week's wiping debate and hear from a listener that had a bad time eating ass.  Support the podcast and get 4 bonus eps every month (plus instant access to the patreon back catalog) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day FREE trial at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with promo code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with code SOCKS at https://www.liquidIV.com Thanks to Diet Smoke for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with code SOCKS at https://www.dietsmoke.com

The boys have a conversation about Mr. Beast's interview on JRE, the creative process, and growing as comedians, but also make time to riff on time travel, jerking off on family vacations, and how they would get elected President.  Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod