Stiff Socks

The boys get deep with a long conversation about true love and finding "the one", but first they riff on the funniest thing to hear after sex, doubling down on numbing cream, and how Michael got so horny he forgot how to use a computer. Plus we hear from listeners about great Christmas gifts and the worst way to lose your virginity. 

Support the boys and get an exclusive extra episode every week PLUS instant access to over 160 bonus episodes. $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by the legend Nick Swardson to riff on embarrassing yourself in front of Snoop Dogg, why the Blockbuster CEO still has beef with Nick, and how the blue ladies in Avatar could get that work. They also hear the story about Nick’s first Comedy Central special and help a listener with a Christmas present for her boyfriend. Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. Get a 100% instant deposit match up to $100 with code SOCKS at https://www.prizepicks.com or when you download the app. Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Buy any 3-month  plan and get 3 more months FREE at https://www.mintmobile.com/SOCKS Thanks to Fansly for sponsoring this episode. Get a FREE extended trial subscription with code SOCKS at https://www.fansly.com

The boys riff on listener questions about GILFs, vasectomies, and standing out on dating apps. They also discuss the insane way Michael jerks off in the bathroom and hear from a listener about shaving your ass for a cougar. Hear the full episode and get an exclusive episode every Friday and instant access to 160+ bonus episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Support the boys and get an exclusive ad-free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on 3AM sex propositions, hanging out with your neighbors that have heard you doing the coitus, and how Jack probably has CTE. They also share some of their very early stand-up material and hear from a listener whose boyfriend got really offended about coming too quick. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month for FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off + free shipping at https://manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 18 free meals and free shipping at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socks18 Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get $10 off your first order at https://www.lucy.co with promo code SOCKS

Support the boys and get an exclusive extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys try to figure out the best way to close porn on a flight, decide that libraries are just public goon caves, and hear about how Trev got 50 Shades of Friendzoned. They also give a listener some bro code advice and learn that sometime Michael beats it to ads. HUH?? Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Save 10% on your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off tickets at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off anything at https://www.liquidIV.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app or go to https://www.PrizePicks.com and use promo code SOCKS for an instant deposit match up to $100.

Trev discovered the secret to making women cum? The boys get into that, plus cumming so hard you gotta go to Home Depot, sad holiday meat beating, and a listener story about a run-in with a MILF. Science. Support the boys, hear the full episode AND get an exclusive extra episode every Friday for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Support the boys and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys plan out some birthday sex, debate if Trev jerks off like a psychopath, and react to AI generated portraits of themselves. They also hear from a listener with a cum eating fetish and wonder what the worst dirty talk is.  Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get $10 off your first order with promo code SOCKS at https://www.lucy.co Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Use code SOCKS for $20 off your first SeatGeek order at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS

Michael loses his shirt, Trev yells about Cleveland, and the boys embrace bean bag vibes. They also riff on Michael’s recent college show and hear from a listener that might be into clowns. Support the boys, hear the full episode, AND get an exclusive extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Support the boys and get an extra wild bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks   The boys riff on the best thanksgiving foods to use in the bedroom, how to get laid in your hometown, and how everytime you cum it’s draft day.  Theo Von also stops by to discuss what kind of truck his dick would drive, and the boys hear from a listener who cried during a BJ.  Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Buy 3 months and get 3 months FREE at https://www.mintmobile.com/socks Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com/stiff

Support the pod AND get an exclusive episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on how Trev is the Brian Scalabrine of sex, failing to cum in a dream, and running errands after coitus. They also hear from a listener with an interesting JO method and learn that Michael wants to raw dog an alien.    Thanks to Seatgeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off your first order at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off + free shipping at https://manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off + free shipping at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks65 Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off + free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS