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Support the pod and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on Pi Day hoes,  annoying unwritten dating rules, and whether or not JOing first thing in the morning is insane person behavior. They also hear from a listener that got walked in on by Grandma and decide that being Drake's therapist is a tough job. Help us get to know you with this quick audience survey: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/stiffsockspatreon Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your Liquid Death apparel at https://www.liquiddeath.com/socks Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a $1/day trial at https://shopify.com/socks Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 60% off and free shipping at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks60 with code socks60. Thanks to FUM for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off with code SOCKS at https://www.TryFum.com. Thanks to PayPal Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get it for FREE at https://www.joinhoney.com/stiff

The boys riff on what it’s been like being single, an insane British dating show called Naked Attraction, and who would make a better quarterback. They also hear from a listener that went a little heavy on the numbing spray. Hear the full episode, support the boys AND get an exclusive extra episode every Friday. $5/month after free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://apple.co/3ydcaMr

Support the pod and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks  The boys are joined by the legend himself, Dr. Drew Pinksy. They get to the bottom of Michael’s foot fetish, discuss the implications of adult VR content on society, and riff on everything from why we date people that look like our parents to the dangers of cumming so hard you bleed a little bit. Like we always say: SCIENCE. PODCAST.  WE NEED YOUR HELP! It would mean a lot if you could fill out this audience survey:  https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/stiffsockspatreon Thanks to FitBod for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your subscription or try the app free at https://www.fitbod.me/SOCKS Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with code STIFF Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. 100% instant deposit match up to $100 dollars with promo code SOCKS at https://www.prizepicks.com Thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with code SOCKS. 

The boys riff on the Murdaugh Murders, VR foot porn, and doing standup in front of your parents. They also hear from a listener that put a cooter in a cast and hear about why Trev got horned up making a grilled cheese. Hear the full episode and support the pod while getting an exclusive extra episode every Friday. $5/month after free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://apple.co/3ydcaMr

Support the pod and get an exclusive extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks They boys riff on the best ways to bang in a sex swing, Michael almost swinging at a restaurant employee, and whether or not everyone shaves their butt. They also hear from a listener that’s a professional at jerking off. Science.  Thanks to FUM for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order with code SOCKS at https://www.tryfum.com

The boys riff on easy bake cooters, bombing on a date, and the insane way Michael used to impress women. They also pick an official podcast football team, share some recent flight fights, and argue about how to ruin a sandwich. Hear the full episode and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod  or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks. First week FREEEEE!

Support the pod and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month? Try a one week free trial on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks   The boys are joined by comedian Hannah Berner to riff about how everything’s an ick, the perils of shower anal, and why every guy should be eating more fish. They also help a listener with the rules of porn in relationships and review each other’s Wikifeet pages. Thanks to Füm for sponsoring this episode. Save 10% on the Journey pack with code SOCKS at https://www.tryfum.com Thanks to Hellofresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off an free shipping at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socks65 with code socks65. Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60-day free trial with code SOCKS at https://www.shipstation.com

Support the pod and get an extra episode every Friday with a FREE TRIAL at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks  The boys take it back to school — they try to remember how many oceans there are and how to do long division. They also determine that silent motor boating is unacceptable, try to figure out a good gift for Mark Cuban, and hear from a listener that had an inappropriate interaction at a hospital.  Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try Blue Chew for FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Get a 100% instant deposit match up to $100 with promo code SOCKS in the app or at https://www.prizepicks.com Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com

Trev watched Milf Manor, so the boys riff on that and some other truly insane TLC reality shows, plus doing the sex with coffee breath, and getting jerked off by a pedestrian. They also hear from a listener that claims they drive the ultimate fuckmobile. Hear the full episode and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod  or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks. First week FREEEEE

Support the pod AND get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month. Try it FREE at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by the man, the myth, the gecko - Therapy Gecko. They wax philosophical about their insecurities,  the healing power of jokes, whether this is all a simulation, and what we can all learn from gooners. They also hear from a listener that has an interesting way to jerk it in the family home and get Lyle’s professional opinion on incest. Catch Therapy Gecko on tour! Tickets at https://www.therapygeckotour.com Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping and 22 meals free at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks22 with code socks22.  Thanks to Fitbod for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your subscription or try the app free at https://www.fitbod.me/SOCKS