

Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
Eliezer Yudkowsky, Eneasz Brodski; ty to JK Rowling
This is an alternate universe story, where Petunia married a scientist. Harry enters the wizarding world armed with Enlightenment ideals and the experimental spirit.
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Feb 24, 2020 • 1h 51min
We Want MoR – Chapters 29 – 31
The three Generals face off in their first battle! Original chapters, written by Eliezer Yudkowsky, can be read here and the audiobook chapters, recorded by Eneasz Brodski, can be found earlier in this podcast feed and on the website. Next episode we are covering chapters 32 through 34. Album art… Continue reading

Feb 17, 2020 • 2h 31min
We Want MoR – Book One Retro (1-21)
Join us for our special Book One Retrospective Episode! We’re joined by Matt Freeman of the Doof Media Network! Original chapters, written by Eliezer Yudkowsky, can be read here and the audiobook chapters, recorded by Eneasz Brodski, can be found earlier in this podcast feed and on the website. Next… Continue reading

Feb 10, 2020 • 2h 26min
We Want MoR – Chapters 27 and 28
Harry teams up with Neville to show some bullies what’s what and makes his first Original Magical discovery utilizing his scientific background! Original chapters, written by Eliezer Yudkowsky, can be read here and the audiobook chapters, recorded by Eneasz Brodski, can be found earlier in this podcast feed and on… Continue reading

Feb 3, 2020 • 2h 33min
We Want MoR – Chapters 25 and 26
Harry sets off a plot to squash Rita Skeeter. Original chapters, written by Eliezer Yudkowsky, can be read here and the audiobook chapters, recorded by Eneasz Brodski, can be found earlier in this podcast feed and on the website. In next week’s episode, we will be covering chapters 27 and… Continue reading

Jan 27, 2020 • 2h 40min
We Want MoR – Chapters 23 and 24
Draco flips out as his worldview is shattered! Original chapters, written by Eliezer Yudkowsky, can be read here and the audiobook chapters, recorded by Eneasz Brodski, can be found earlier in this podcast feed and on the website. In next week’s episode, we will be covering chapters 25 and 26.… Continue reading

Jan 20, 2020 • 2h 28min
We Want MoR – Chapters 21 and 22
The Scientific exploration into magic begins! I apologize for the delay in getting this out, and the confusion with a dead link for most of a day. I hope the Longest Episode So Far makes up for it. Original chapters, written by Eliezer Yudkowsky, can be read here and the… Continue reading

Jan 13, 2020 • 1h 57min
We Want MoR – Chapters 19 and 20
Harry learns to lose through the tried and true method of an ass whooping and sees the stars with Professor Quirrell. Original chapters, written by Eliezer Yudkowsky, can be read here and the audiobook chapters, recorded by Eneasz Brodski, can be found earlier in this podcast feed and on the… Continue reading

Jan 6, 2020 • 1h 46min
We Want MoR – Chapter 18
Harry and Snape have a showdown that escalates all the way to the top because Snape doesn’t know how to be a decent person/Professor and Harry doesn’t know how to lose. Original chapters, written by Eliezer Yudkowsky, can be read here and the audiobook chapters, recorded by Eneasz Brodski, can… Continue reading

Dec 30, 2019 • 2h 8min
We Want MoR – Chapter 17
Harry attempts to abuse Time with a clever idea, takes a flying lesson, and has a bizarre first encounter with the headmaster. Original chapters, written by Eliezer Yudkowsky, can be read here and the audiobook chapters, recorded by Eneasz Brodski, can be found earlier in this podcast feed and on… Continue reading

Dec 23, 2019 • 1h 39min
We Want MoR – Chapters 15 and 16
Harry attempts and fails to tap his Mysterious Dark Side for a magic boost while Hermione dominates the class effortlessly. Harry is then picked out by Professor Quirrell as the Most Dangerous Student in the Classroom. Original chapters, written by Eliezer Yudkowsky, can be read here and the audiobook chapters,… Continue reading