This Is Important

Today, this is what's important: Getting in shape, saline bags, parenting, knives, kids sports, fast food drive thrus, New Years resolutions, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Jokes from the Workaholic movie, phone numbers, girlfriends, doxxing, popcorn, swatting, malls, Chet Hanks, Raising Canes, sponsored ads, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Eating limes, steroids, testosterone, what women want, Grease, growing a mustache, Adam's groin updates, Barbarian, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: The internet, 9/11 truthers, crystals, luggage talk, World Cup, The Netherlands, European adventures, The White Lotus, capitalism, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Planning the podcast, keeping in touch with friends, group texts, political texts, phone numbers, safety songs for kids, Andrew Dice Clay, stand up personas, Mike Myers, buzzballs, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: The Thanksgiving Day parade recap, Contra Costa county, fashion hook ups, pickleball, political holidays, the Jonas Brothers, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: God talk, Gallagher and Ninja Turtles, The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, The AVN Awards, A-Ha, shitting in inappropriate places, pranks on sad people, candy bars, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Kyle is back, Adam's feet, new dictionary additions, Wheatus, Seekr, Elizabeth Holmes, walkie-talkie talk, Adam's groin issues, McDonalds, The Lonely Island, Gallagher, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: The 90s, Linda Tripp, discipling your children, animal attack videos, animal dicks, hot air ballooning, The Rehearsal, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Comedy science, sex toys, magazines, a promo from Kyle for his new film "I'm Totally Fine," Jeffrey Dahmer, the brOzark lawyer, food representations of the guys, Michael Douglas, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.