Today, this is what's important: Planning the podcast, keeping in touch with friends, group texts, political texts, phone numbers, safety songs for kids, Andrew Dice Clay, stand up personas, Mike Myers, buzzballs, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: The Thanksgiving Day parade recap, Contra Costa county, fashion hook ups, pickleball, political holidays, the Jonas Brothers, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: God talk, Gallagher and Ninja Turtles, The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, The AVN Awards, A-Ha, shitting in inappropriate places, pranks on sad people, candy bars, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Kyle is back, Adam's feet, new dictionary additions, Wheatus, Seekr, Elizabeth Holmes, walkie-talkie talk, Adam's groin issues, McDonalds, The Lonely Island, Gallagher, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: The 90s, Linda Tripp, discipling your children, animal attack videos, animal dicks, hot air ballooning, The Rehearsal, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Comedy science, sex toys, magazines, a promo from Kyle for his new film "I'm Totally Fine," Jeffrey Dahmer, the brOzark lawyer, food representations of the guys, Michael Douglas, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: The Malibu triathlon, Adam's groin, music that could have been on Workaholics, Kenan and Kel, Britney vs. Christina, 2 Chainz, The Cheesecake Factory, The Bloomin Onion vs. Awesome Blossom, Farrelly brothers films, pranks, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Being old, generational trauma, catching up with Kyle, the dudes getting snubbed, impersonating the Always Sunny cast, The Emmys, Adam Levine, Halloween weddings, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Kyle is still missing, The Emmys parties, dream roles, covid protocols, the star meter, what it would take for Blake to shave his head, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Kyle missing again, the countries of Africa, Ryan Tedder of One Republic, boy bands, public bathrooms, emo music, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.