
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Mike Hale and Jesse Farrar comb through the crowdfunding dumpster to tell you what projects are worth supporting with your hard-earned dollar. So far, it's been absolutely nothing, but whether it's a social media website for dogs, a toilet brush that reminds you to drink more water, or 5,000 offensive card games, maybe something will eventually be good!
Latest episodes

May 28, 2019 • 1h 25min
Episode 99: MC Rove
Well, it's Ep 99 and we're here to say, let's do some war crimes in a hip hop way! On this episode of YKS, Mike and JF talk astral planes, ordering junk from container ships, and bringing this country together at last...with comedy! Plus, a couple of very special drop-ins from our friends the Go Off Kings. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle.And for the sort of, "companion pieces", I guess, to YKS, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. There's more episodes on there, and it is definitely a shared continuity a la the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 22, 2019 • 1h 28min
UNLOCKED: YKS Premium S6E3 w/ Bryan Quinby
From behind the paywall!!! In Part 2 of their journey through the Nick DiPaolo special A Breath of Fresh Air, Mike and JF are joined by Bryan Quinby of Street Fight Radio. For Part 1 with Chris James, and much more, check out the YKS Patreon at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Music for YKS Premium is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell and Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 14, 2019 • 1h 30min
Episode 98: Chips for Free
Hey...Hey!!!! What if you could get chips delivered to your house!! Or steal an idea from Mark Zuckerberg!!! Or Invest tens of thousands of dollars in a sauce cup!! Well!!!! I don't know!!!Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. And for more one time courtesies, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 7, 2019 • 1h 9min
Episode 97: Semi-Annual Pillows
Jesse and Mike are the main characters. In the show, Jesse the host and Mike the other host-like, will embark on a journey to rescue their homeland. Through Jesse's and Mike's learnable skills they can overcome many dangers and obstacles. The skills must be bought and learned beforehand.For more YKS, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. And you can go on there, and, I guess, stop porch pirates from taking your paper towels.Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 30, 2019 • 1h 22min
Episode 96: Cotton Buds
JF and DB get absolutely psycho on this track. Check it out. New Kickstarters on it. And a bunch of other stuff, too. There's a desk that's a speaker, I remember that much.Music for YKS is thanks to our nice friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. For more ways to feel good, and never bad, and always thinking about how to have fun, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Thank you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 24, 2019 • 1h 46min
Episode 95: Good Soap Kinds
Spoilers for Avengers: Endgame follow.Check out YKS Premium at www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks.Music for YKS is provided by our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 16, 2019 • 1h 19min
Episode 94: Wet Hair Son
Sometimes ya gotta just sit back and say, "Damn". And in this episode, you KNOW that's what's up. On today's show, you got Mike takin' his top off, tips and tricks on catfishin' your friends, oh yeah....and a smell helmet. Download it, much? Yeah, I thought so. For more of the cool strains of Star Wars weed (Count Doob-u), check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. This week on YKS Premium, Mike and JF are joined by the wonderful Nick Ciarelli to talk about the comedy cult classic Vincey Masters.Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 9, 2019 • 1h 10min
Episode 93: Hello I'm Austin Powers
Mike calls in from Parts Unknown to discuss seasoning paradigms, hat fashions, and cheese routines. JF imagines his future hole. And the Orange Man in the White House? Well, I guess he just keeps on tweetin!Plus, hey cmon, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Lots of people are saying it's good to do it. And it makes you a good person as well.Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 2, 2019 • 1h 35min
Episode 92: The Battle of the Sexy Fart!!??
That's the title of the episode if your initials are C.T. and you were born on the 15th day of the month, anyway. For all other combinations, well, you're just gonna have to listen up as Mike and JF rake gourd privilege over the colds and get disinvited to several weddings. And there are Kickstarters on here as well. And for exclusive entry to The TomCat Club, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. For about 5 doll hairs a month you can get hours upon hours of dumb guys breathing into the microphone. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mar 27, 2019 • 1h 15min
Episode 91: Two Mad Blokes
Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? For millennia, mankind has searched for answers to these universal questions. Today, on Episode 91 of YKS, that search continues.On today's show: Gamer socks, breath bags, a Trump opinion website, free movie tickets, scented panties, and disposable pet food bowl covers. For more of these two little freaks, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. This week on YKS Premium: Mike and JF recount their trip to a live taping of TBN's right-wing parody of a late night show: Huckabee Live!Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.