
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Mike Hale and Jesse Farrar comb through the crowdfunding dumpster to tell you what projects are worth supporting with your hard-earned dollar. So far, it's been absolutely nothing, but whether it's a social media website for dogs, a toilet brush that reminds you to drink more water, or 5,000 offensive card games, maybe something will eventually be good!
Latest episodes

Aug 6, 2019 • 1h 20min
Episode 110: The Games Episode
Did somebody say games???? Oh baby. You know JF and DB are pullin' up a chair. That's right, we're sitting in chairs this episode...but wait a minute, I'm getting some serious couch vibes from this ep! Uh oh!! Better check it out. Now that's what I call, the stuff to write in the episode description box. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Thanks boys.And for more of our shit, check out YKS Premium. We'd appreciate it, and also you might enjoy yourself. Kind of a good gamble to make there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jul 30, 2019 • 1h 33min
Episode 109: Podcasters in Cars Getting Angry
Damn! Eddie Murphy lives in a big ass house! That's what we're talking about on today's show, plus: stinky dogs, getting your daily fat intake out of the way, swinging a big stick around, and enacting the Frankenstein Protocol. Some really bad Kickstarters on this week's show as well. But hey, that's the name of the game baby! And the game, as usual, is not for the easily offended, OR Safe for Work! Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Support the show and get over 70 additional episodes of classic content by subscribing to YKS Premium. And follow us on instagram: @YKSPod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jul 23, 2019 • 1h 23min
Episode 108: Sleepy Mode
Hey hey hey! Doing the Fat Albert thing I guess. Although I never saw the original...show? Was it a movie? I just saw the Kenan Thompson version of it. Which was funny back then. He kind of did a funny voice on it. Anyway, today's show is all about Kickstarters. And porno from the movies! You don't wanna miss this. I think there was a guy with a lampshade on his head and it was sort of implied that he was drunk??? Oh crap I just remembered it had Bill Cosby in it. Sorry. So, when I said "hey hey hey" I was doing something else. A new thing, that I invented. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle.For more YKS, delete your subscription to Mr Skin and check out the YKS Premium episodes at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jul 16, 2019 • 1h 21min
Episode 107: Freaks of Fast Food
THIS WEEK: An adult card game (???), a peepee collector, and shoes made out of trash. Plus, the boys take a trip down memory lane with some classic high school memories. Doesn't sound that good? Well, it's either listen to YKS or...freakin' drive a trolley over a bunch of baby puppies eating bacon! Your choice dude!Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Thanks guys.Want more YKS? Head on over to www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks and buy yourself some.And a big thanks to the history guys over at That Was Genius for sponsoring today's show. Check em out at www.thatwasgeniuspodcast.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jul 9, 2019 • 1h 25min
Episode 106: One Harvard Lane
Eyes getting weary? Back getting tight? How's the traffic on the Queensboro bridge tonight? Who cares, it's time for YKS! On this week's show, we're catching up with Jill Wine-Banks, hating the guts of our inarticulate dogs, and of course we do it all in pulse mode. Come listen to the show critics are calling: "They are talking about cubes again" and "I don't understand the cube thing". Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Check out Howell's new album, "It's Gonna Stink" at https://howelldawdy.bandcamp.com/album/its-gonna-stinkAnd if you'd like to hear more YKS, head over to our Patreon. $5 a month, a shitload of episodes. Finally, this week's show is brought to you by Pantheon.io. Need a new hosting solution that's big on ideas? Give 'em a once over at pantheon.io/yks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jul 2, 2019 • 1h 15min
Episode 105: Freak of the Week
Jay Leno, eat your heart out! On this week's show: junk from Ali Express, why Mike hates the environment, tearing your neck apart with a mecha-razor, and Juggalo Memories. Like, a full hour of that stuff. So. That's pretty good. For more YKS, subscribe to our bonus show, YKS Premium, at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. This week on YKS Premium: From Bad Travel Podcast, Derek!Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Finally, YKS is sponsored by Pantheon. Check out their fine hosting products available at pantheon.io/yks. Tell 'em Mike and JF sent ya. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jun 25, 2019 • 1h 24min
Episode 104: Along Came Mikey
This week on YKS: Porno food, Toilet Games, and lots of friggin' politics! We're gonna get naaaaasty. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy (nee Lydia Burrell), Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. For an exclusive (?) interview and a preview of Howell's new album, It's Gonna Stink, check out YKS Premium over at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. And there's some other stuff on there too.YKS is sponsored by Pantheon. Check out their fine hosting products available at pantheon.io/yks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jun 18, 2019 • 1h 9min
Episode 103: Normally Titled Episode
It's Episode 103! The one where you title it a normal thing that isn't embarrassing for you to look back on in a year or so. This week we got some great shit on the show...some stuff for your nuts, some chicken things, an ice cream holder. Just the stuff you gotta buy anyway, so why not kickstart it?This week on YKS Premium: YKS Theme maker Lydia Burrell! Check it out this Thursday at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. His new album, It's Gonna Stink: A Howell Dawdy Joint, drops everywhere this Friday.Music for YKS is courtesy of the aforementioned LB/Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Thank you friends.Finally, this episode of YKS is sponsored by Pantheon.io. Check out their hosting plans and more at pantheon.io/yks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jun 11, 2019 • 1h 25min
Episode 102: Family Does Matter
I'm on vacation so I don't really want to write a long thing. On this episode of YKS, Mike and JF go on some riffs, and most of em hit. Then they get into the 6 pack, and some of the Kickstarter projects on there you would not believe. I think there's a t-shirt guy. This goes on for some time, and then they read an email. And that is the show! For more of the classic stuff you love, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Many people are cashing out their 401ks to join. Not necessary, but much appreciated. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jun 5, 2019 • 1h 31min
Episode 100: The 101st Episode
It's the 100th episode of Your Kickstarter Sucks!!! Or is it?? For the exclusive guide to making sense of the YKS Expanded Suckiverse (and some episodes where we make our friends watch bad videos) check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Until we start getting ads for the military industrial complex or new snack cookies on here, it's the only way we can keep doing the show. So thanks!Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. We couldn't have done 101 without ya. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.