

Will You Accept This Rose?
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The Bachelor super fan Arden Myrin along with Bachelor-obsessed celebrity guests discuss the latest The Bachelor episode: tears, fantasy suites, and making sweet, sweet, love on the GREATEST COMEDY FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME- The Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. FANTASY! VICTORY! SUCCESS!! AMERICA!!! BONE ZONE!!!
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Aug 23, 2018 • 1h 20min
"Come Under My Umbrella! by the Podcats Network" with Debby Ryan and Sarah Colonna!
Rookie of the Year Debbie Ryan and bikini wearer of the year Sarah Colonna join Arden to discuss the magical season of BACHELOR IN PARADISE! Lipstick in a beard! Cut off Penises! Horny Leo! Arden's cats gone wild! - Arden tries to perfect her Grocery Store Joe Chicago accent!- Debby talks about meeting Becca on her love journey and her first foray into the MAGIC that is the BONE ZONE down under!- Sarah opts out of Debby's menswear on the beach and leans towards Bibi bikini!- Anna rocks her flawless sash like the QUEEN THAT SHE IS!- Katie attempts to record over the HOWLING OF ALL OF ARDEN'S CATS! All that plus TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 21, 2018 • 15min
"Mama Myrin and Mittens Mini Pod!" With Janet Myrin
Janet Myrin from Little Compton Real Estate joins Arden in the Myrin family den to discuss the magic that is the Bone Zone down under in a mini podcast to tide my bunnies over until we get to BREAK IT DOWN IN THE STUDIO!!!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 16, 2018 • 1h 17min
"Peanie-Boo!" With Erin Foley and Lauren Lapkus
Erin is back from her world tour and Lauren is back from the HEAVENS and they join Arden in her NEW HOUSE to discuss Grocery Store Joe and the Taxidermist! Venmo Joe Packing the Heat! Weepy Colton! Beachy Meatballs!- Arden declares her obsession with Peanie-Boo! - Erin wants Colton to pull his arm out reaching for that WEEEEEN! - Lauren can't believe what SHE HAS BEEN MISSING ALL OF THESE YEARS! - Katie and Arden want Joe and Kendall and Jubilee and John to GET MARRIED! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 11, 2018 • 1h 12min
"Sloppy Segundos!" With Bryan Safi
Bryan joins Arden and Tanna to discuss the FIRST EPISODE OF BACHELOR IN PARADISE the most important show on television!!!!!!!! Hot grocers! Dirty sand! Weepy Tias!- Arden perfects her Chicaaaaaakgo accent!- Bryan is going sweet on Jordan!- Tanna is looking for love in all the wrong nursing homes! All that plus..........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 9, 2018 • 1h 30min
"LIVE FROM NASHVILLE- Pussy Driver and Dick Denial!" With Rob Benedict and Janet Myrin
Rob and Little Compton Real Estate Mogul/ Arden's mom Janet join Arden and superfans on stage to predict the finale and to draft pick Paradise! Pizza Rompers! Pussy Driver! Dick Denial!- Arden is ready to give it all up and marry Dean!- Rob is flabbergasted by Janet's bridge list!- Janet celebrated whenever Arden broke up with someone! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 8, 2018 • 1h 23min
"You Give Me Eagles!" With Kyle Dunnigan
Kyle joins Arden and Tanna to discuss the victory of DING DONG! Dolphins! Idiot Savant Poets! Tommy Bahamans Cross Chokers Uncles!- Arden is oddly TERRIBLE AT BEING A DJ! - Kyle prevails in his DJ contest with Arden and Anna! - Tanna tears up at Kyle's whisper acting!All of that plus......TWEET OF THE WEEK!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 1, 2018 • 1h 30min
"High Waters, Low Blows!" With Fortune Feimster
Fortune Feimster joins Arden, Anna and Katie to discuss the MEN TELL ALL!!!! Everyone thinks I'm a witch! Tinder Math! Work Vests!- Arden aggressively celebrates her one year anniversary with Dean!- Fortune had mad chemistry with James Gandolfini!- Anna loved Jordan's FU FU FU freak out!- Katie was a big fan of crazy Chris's chorus! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 28, 2018 • 1h 20min
"I Just Need A Minute!" With Kyle Dunnigan and Bill Kunstler
Kyle and Bill join Arden and Anna to discuss FANTASY SUITES! Market dates! Leg wraps! Edible Crickets!- Arden takes an ambien and sends videos to all of her co-workers!- Kyle takes a minute and sees a man throw a garbage can out of a 5 story window!- Bill bares his soul during WHAT'S YOUR BEEF!- Anna does a staged reading of all of Lauren's dialogue! All that plus..........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 24, 2018 • 6min
"We're In Thailand!" Teaser with Arden and The Grouch
A little teaser with Arden and The Grouch about the fantasy suites! Full episode coming later this week! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 18, 2018 • 1h 21min
"BUFFALO ZOMBIES!" With Rob Benedict and Ralph Garman
Rob and Ralph join Arden, Anna and Katie to discuss HOMETOWN VISITS! Gene Simmons hair! Colton's Hymen! House of Horrors! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! - Arden saw Fred Durst getting a manicure!- Ralph is getting divorced to Becca!- Rob thinks Jason has widow's peak that can't be stopped! All that plus..........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.