
Will You Accept This Rose?
The Bachelor super fan Arden Myrin along with Bachelor-obsessed celebrity guests discuss the latest The Bachelor episode: tears, fantasy suites, and making sweet, sweet, love on the GREATEST COMEDY FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME- The Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. FANTASY! VICTORY! SUCCESS!! AMERICA!!! BONE ZONE!!!
Latest episodes

Sep 19, 2018 • 5min
"Put a Shrimp on the Barbie!" With Arden!
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Sep 15, 2018 • 1h 5min
"White Trash Heart!" With Erin Foley and Rob Benedict
Erin and Rob join Arden, Anna and Katie to discuss the DRAMA that is the finale of Bachelor in Paradise! Poor Jordan! Poor Astrid! Poor Joe! Poor Analiese!- Arden attempts a New Zealand accent!- Erin brings back her amazing impression of Lipstick Kristina!- Rob announces his new business "Just The Tips!"- Anna debuts her BEST IMPRESSION YET- that of Kamil!!- Katie's mom will be pulling for Grocery Store Joe on DWTS!All that plus TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 12, 2018 • 5min
"Oh No Grocery Store Joe!" With Arden!
A special mini episode about this week's first episode of Paradise! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 6, 2018 • 1h 46min
"Holding Dead Animals is Not Like Holding Babies!" With Ralph Garman
Ralph joins Arden, Anna and Katie to talk about the 78 HOURS OF SOUTH OF THE BORDER LOVE MAKING on the longest time slot in television ever! Jade and Tanner! Carly and Evan! Chris Harrison and the Raccoon! - Arden tests out her FANTASTIC Kiwi/ Scottish Accent! - Ralph wants to put Poe the Crow under arrest as Chief Coffee! - Anna stole a lipstick! - Katie has never been take hostage! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 30, 2018 • 1h 33min
"Who Moved My Cookie Hammer!" With Alarik Myrin
Arden's brother Alarik joins Arden to discuss 4 HOURS OF BACHELOR IN PARADISE! JJ Myrin! Programmers on the Dance Floor! Contact with Jordan!- Arden is wowed that Janet Myrin JUST got a new nickname TODAY! - Alarik just prays he is not a canvas tote in the "What's luggage are you?" game! - Anna goes DEEP diving on Venmo John! - Katie is HORRIFIED by Arden's story about eating a hot dog in Mexico! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 23, 2018 • 1h 20min
"Come Under My Umbrella! by the Podcats Network" with Debby Ryan and Sarah Colonna!
Rookie of the Year Debbie Ryan and bikini wearer of the year Sarah Colonna join Arden to discuss the magical season of BACHELOR IN PARADISE! Lipstick in a beard! Cut off Penises! Horny Leo! Arden's cats gone wild! - Arden tries to perfect her Grocery Store Joe Chicago accent!- Debby talks about meeting Becca on her love journey and her first foray into the MAGIC that is the BONE ZONE down under!- Sarah opts out of Debby's menswear on the beach and leans towards Bibi bikini!- Anna rocks her flawless sash like the QUEEN THAT SHE IS!- Katie attempts to record over the HOWLING OF ALL OF ARDEN'S CATS! All that plus TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 21, 2018 • 15min
"Mama Myrin and Mittens Mini Pod!" With Janet Myrin
Janet Myrin from Little Compton Real Estate joins Arden in the Myrin family den to discuss the magic that is the Bone Zone down under in a mini podcast to tide my bunnies over until we get to BREAK IT DOWN IN THE STUDIO!!!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 16, 2018 • 1h 17min
"Peanie-Boo!" With Erin Foley and Lauren Lapkus
Erin is back from her world tour and Lauren is back from the HEAVENS and they join Arden in her NEW HOUSE to discuss Grocery Store Joe and the Taxidermist! Venmo Joe Packing the Heat! Weepy Colton! Beachy Meatballs!- Arden declares her obsession with Peanie-Boo! - Erin wants Colton to pull his arm out reaching for that WEEEEEN! - Lauren can't believe what SHE HAS BEEN MISSING ALL OF THESE YEARS! - Katie and Arden want Joe and Kendall and Jubilee and John to GET MARRIED! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 11, 2018 • 1h 12min
"Sloppy Segundos!" With Bryan Safi
Bryan joins Arden and Tanna to discuss the FIRST EPISODE OF BACHELOR IN PARADISE the most important show on television!!!!!!!! Hot grocers! Dirty sand! Weepy Tias!- Arden perfects her Chicaaaaaakgo accent!- Bryan is going sweet on Jordan!- Tanna is looking for love in all the wrong nursing homes! All that plus..........TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 9, 2018 • 1h 30min
"LIVE FROM NASHVILLE- Pussy Driver and Dick Denial!" With Rob Benedict and Janet Myrin
Rob and Little Compton Real Estate Mogul/ Arden's mom Janet join Arden and superfans on stage to predict the finale and to draft pick Paradise! Pizza Rompers! Pussy Driver! Dick Denial!- Arden is ready to give it all up and marry Dean!- Rob is flabbergasted by Janet's bridge list!- Janet celebrated whenever Arden broke up with someone! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.