Pop Culture Crisis

Friday's here! Let's finish this week strong! 1) Disney Has ABANDONED Middle Class Families 2) Gen Z Women IDOLIZE Erika Kirk Over Pop Stars Like Sabrina Carpenter 3) 'Creepy Chan' Allison Harvard Offers WIsdom to Modern E-Girls 4) STRANGER THINGS Showrunners DEFEND Outrageous Gaps Between Seasons 5) Alyssa Milano Removes Implants to be Her 'Authentic Self' 6) Why Are All Celebrity Interviews GARBAGE Now

THRASHIN' THURSDAY IS HERE! LET US GO FORTH! 1) Ticket Master CEO Claims Concerts Should be MORE EXPENSIVE 2) Gen Z BULLIED For Eating Dinner WRONG 3) Nepo Baby Violet Affleck LECTURES The UN About Masks...In 2025 4) Pokemon & Theo Von DISAVOW Deportation Memes 5) 'Gent Z' Influencer Teaches Men Old School Masculinity

MID WEEK CRASHOUT! LET'S GOOO! 1) Simon Cowell & Zac Efron Look UNRECOGNIZABLE After EXTREME Cosmetic Work 2) Ex-Harry Potter Child Star BANNED From Conventions For OF Page 3) Emma Watson SPEAKS OUT on Political Disagreements With JK Rowling 4) Apple DELAYS Karen Power Fantasy 'The Savant' Due to Political Climate 5) Jimmy Kimmel DOUBLES DOWN in Return Monologue 6) Bitter Feminists Claim Henry Cavill Is MID

Tate is back For TATE TUESDAY! LET'S GOOO! 1) Sabrina Carpenter SLAMS Americans For Being 'UNCULTURED & BORING' 2) FOOLISH TikToker FIRED After Her Videos Put Lives in Danger 3) Jimmy Kimmel Return FOILED by Nexstar & Sinclair 4) YouTube ADMITS CENSOSHIP, Promises to Restore BANNED Channels 5) The New Heartthrob For Gen Z Girls Appeals to BookTok GOONERS

WEEKENDS OVER! LET'S GOOO! 1) RUMOR: Voldemort GENDER SWAPPED in HARRY POTTER Series 2) Singer D4VD Soars in Popularity After DISTURBING Murder Allegations 3) Bonnie Blue ATTACKED at Night Club by ANGRY FEMINIST 4) Jimmy Kimmel BACK ON AIR After Disney Damage Control 5) Disney Plus Subscribers QUIT IN DROVES Over Jimmy Kimmel CANCELLATION 6) Gen Z CRASHES OUT Over $55K Salary Job Posting in NYC

TGIF TGIF TGIF Let's Gooooo! 1) Golden Trump Statue Mysteriously Appears at The Capitol 2) Jojo Siwa SPEAKS OUT After Harrassment From LGBT Community 3) Actors Stand With Jimmy Kimmel, BOYCOTT Disney 4) Bella Hadid DRAGGED For Hospital Photoshoot, Allegedly Faking Illness 5) Complimenting Your Wife's Looks Is SEXIST, Apparently

PHIL IS BACK! THRASHIN' THURSDAY IS HERE! 1) Leftist Punk Band Calls For Death of Elon Musk in New Song 2) Sydney Sweeney Honored as Feminist Icon by VARIETY _Power of Women_ 3) Jimmy Kimmel Live PULLED, Left PANICS Over 'Cancel Culture' 4) Leftists BOYCOTT Disney Over Jimmy Kimmel Suspension 5) CREEPY Fangirl MARRIES AI Luigi Mangione

We are halfway through the week! Let's Go! 1) SOUTH PARK Suspiciously Cancels New Episode With Last Minute Excuse 2) Ben & Jerry's IMPLODES Over Woke Activism 3) DaBaby Drops DISTURBING Music Video About Iryna Zarutska 4) Boomer Celebs Don't Undersand What Charlie Kirk's Death Means 5) JK Rowling Death Hoax Overjoys DERANGED Leftists

Tate Tuesday is BACK! 1) Celebs Activist Rants SCREW OVER Charity Donations For Kids 2) Should Men Dress For The FEMALE GAZE? 3) Jamie Lee Curtis Fights Back Tears Over Charlie Kirk's Death 4) Queen of 'RichTok' Becca Bloom DRAGGED For Flaunting Wealth at Lavish Wedding 5) Demi Lovato STRIPS DOWN For Empowerment in 'It's Not That Deep' Album Cover

The return of a beloved host kicks off lively discussions, including Bob Vylan's controversial remarks and the ongoing debate over whether video games incite real-world violence. The hosts critique the Emmys as a cringe-worthy display of virtue signaling and discuss Lily Collins' alarming appearance at Fashion Week. Rumors swirl about Zendaya potentially portraying Clarice in a 'Silence of the Lambs' reboot, while Taylor Swift is speculated to be hiding a secret pregnancy, adding to the intrigue of celebrity culture.