Pop Culture Crisis

Let's Go! 1) Taylor Swift Announces New Album 'The Life of a Showgirl' in The WORST WAY 2) Men Get REVENGE on Women With Their Own TEA APP 3) NERD OUT TikTok Trend Reveals Attractive People Have NO HOBBIES 4) Cristiano Ronaldo FINALLY Proposes to Girlfriend Georgina After 9 LONG YEARS 5) MATERIALISTS Dragged For 'Broke Man Propaganda' 6) AI Boyfriend Subreddit FLOODED With Engagement Announcements

WE BACK!! 1) Gina Carano SLAMMED For Settling Disney Lawsuit 2) Superman Actor Dean Cain Joins ICE, John Leguizamo CRASHES OUT 3) Millennial Hipster Culture DRAGGED by Gen Z 4) Katy Perry ACCUSED of STEALING Home From Dying Veteran 5) Gen Z Men Are Becoming Online Gambling Addicts 6) Sorority TikTok Dances HIJACKED by Right Wing Twitter

Phil is here for THRASHIN...Wedesday? Let's Go! 1) Gen Z Marriages STRONGER Than Baby Boomers New Study Finds 2) Gen Z Artists FAIL to Sell Out Concerts 3) Howard Stern Show CANCELLED, Get Woke, Go Broke 4) Media PANICS Over 'Alt-Right Pipelines' For Gen Z Women 5) Gen Z Women FLOCKING to Convents With Catholic Nuns

It's TATE TUESDAY, LOCK IN, Crisis Actors! 1) ESPN Hires Gen Z TikToker After Mass Firings, Fans FURIOUS 2) Gen Z Spending ZERO Dollars on Dating, Says New Survey 3) Disney Channel Games Called 'Love Island on Crack' by Nick Jonas 4) TikTok Influencer Gets REVENGE on Restaurant That Dissed Her Followers 5) Chronically Online Singles Search For Love Outside of Dating Apps

It's Monday, let's get the week started right! 1) Fantastic Four CRATERS at Box Office, Fans Are BORED 2) Black Female 'Jesus Christ Superstar' Musical Disrespects Christianity 3) Viral Japanese 'Salary Woman' BREAKS HER SILENCE 4) Sydey Sweeney OUTED as a REPUBLICAN, Internet MELTS DOWN 5) DISTURBING Former Kid Influencer Lil Tay Launches OF on 18th Birthday 6) 'Mommy Girlfriends' Complain About Teaching Men Basic Tasks

It's Friday! Just in time for a new internet outrage cycle! 1) Willow Smith Claims Her Success Has NOTHING to do With Her Parents 2) Kim Kardashian BLASTED For Selling 'Face Shapewear' 3) Justin Timberlake, Bella Hadid & Other Celebs Accused of FAKING Lyme Disease 4) Jenna Ortega's DRAMATIC New Look Disturbs Fans 5) Christian Actor Neal McDonough BLACKLISTED For Refusing to Betray His Wife 6) Liberal Men Secretly Hit Up MAGA Babes on Dating Apps

It's THURSDAY, Let's Talk Pop Culture! 1) Gen Z DISGUSTED by Age Gap Between Pamela Anderson, 58 & Liam Neeson, 73 2) JD Vance Spotify Playlists LEAKED Along With Other Public Figures 3) Dunkin' Releases 'Genetics' Ad Following Sydney Sweeney Controversy 4) Fans OUTRAGED That Chappell Roan Won't Donate ALL HER MONEY 5) Demi Lovato Returns to Infamous Froyo Shop After 2021 MELTDOWN

Phil is here for THRASHIN...WEDNESDAY?! 1) Oprah Opens Tsunami Evacuation Route After MAJOR BACKLASH 2) Joey Swoll SURRENDERS to Cancel Mob Over Hulk Hogan Tribute 3) Billie Eilish SLAMMED For 'Racist' Remark at Ireland Concert 4) Taylor Swift DISSED by Ex Matty Healy's Mother 5) Jamie Lee Curtis SLAMS Plastic Surgery Destroying Women in Hollywood

Tate is here, GET LOCKED IN! 1) Joe Rogan MISSING From TIME Magazine Top 100 Podcasts 2) CREEPY TikTokers Wear Smart Glasses to SECRETLY Record Strangers 3) Billie Eilish & Sydney Sweeney BLAMED For Rise in 'White Supremacy' 4) Millennials PANIC Over Gen Z Being Less Promiscuous 5) The Most ICONIC Influencer Meltdowns Ever Recorded

It's Monday! Let's get right back into this! 1) FANTASTIC FOUR Debuts BELOW SUPERMAN Opening Weekend 2) TikToker Complains About Men NOT Hitting on Her in Public 3) Hollywood Needs to Show Mental Illness & Deformities to Reach PEAK DIVERSITY 4) Sydney Sweeney AMERICAN EAGLE Ad Accused of Being Racist Propaganda 5) Vogue Hit With BACKLASH For Featuring AI Models 6) Viral Women-Only TEA App HACKED, User Data EXPOSED on 4Chan