Pop Culture Crisis

Hey Crisis Actors! Let's Talk CIVIL WAR! Beckham Civil War That Is!!! 1) Billie Eilish WINS AWARD For Being Most Obnoxious Woke Pop Star 2) Lara Trump's FAILED Music Career Is a Joke 3) Nepo Baby Brooklyn Beckham Callls Out Parents For SABOTAGING His Marriage 4) Lil Tay COMPLAINS That OF Is Too Difficult 5) Hilary Duff's Comeback to Music Is Embarrassing AF

HEY CRISIS ACTORS! We've got a cure for the monday blues! 1) Zootopia 2 SMASHES Disney Box Office Record Despite Being Forgettable 2) The Government Is Promoting Milk in the CREEPIEST Way Possible 3) STRANGER THINGS Actor Finn Wolfhard Slams For 'Misogynist' Joke About 'Lady Parts' on SNL 4) Matt Damon GOES OFF on NETFLIX For Dumbing Down Scripts For Audiences 5) Clavicular BANNED From Miami Nightclub After Antisemitism Scandal

FRIDAY! Weekend Crisis Actors UNITE! 1) Timothy Chalamet Deserves an Oscar For Promoting Marty Supreme 2) LANDMAN Character BLASTS Non-Binary Pronouns 3) Kathleen Kennedy Is Gone, Star Wars Is Already Dead 4) Toxic Influencer Couple Alex Eubank & Shelby Sapp Get Engaged After Filming Arguments 5) Gen Z Spreads 2016 Nostalgia All Over TikTok

Alex & Brandon from INVERTED WORLD are here in studio! 1) Amazon's TOMB RAIDER Facing A Cup of Backlash With Lara Croft First Look 2) Hailey Bieber Sends Lawyers After TikToker Julia Theis Citing DEFAMATION 3) Timothy Busfield Faces THIRD Allegation, Dropped by His Talent Agency 4) Grok BANS AI Photo Edits as X Comes Under Investigation 5) Golden Globe Viewership TANKS Again

Yo! New PCC! LET'S DO THIS! 1) Former Disney Teen Star BUSTED For Illicit Materials 2) Sydney Sweeney Poses With Israeli Hostages in Controversial Post, Scooter Braun to Blame 3) Sophie Rain Refuses to Pay James Fishback's Tax on OF Creators 4)2Journalists EXPOSE Erika Kirk Conspiracy Hidden in Her Outfits 5) Druski Skit Puts Megachurch Pastors ON BLAST

Aloha Crisis Actors! Colonel Kurtz is here today! Let's Go! 1) Disgusting Legacy Media SMEARS Sott Adams Moments After Death 2) Paramount CEO Won't Take No For an Answer, SUING Warner Bros 3) Jennifer Lawrence Announcing Hatred For Dogs Could Be Biggest PR Blunder in History 4) Timothy Busfield Is ON THE RUN, US Marshals Join The Search 5) Mattel Introduces First AUTISTIC Barbie to Join Inclusive Line With Down Syndrome Barbie 6) Duffer Brothers Accused of Using AI to Finish STRANGER THINGS

WELCOME BACK CRISIS ACTORS! Hope ya'll had a good weekend! 1) HOME ALONE Actor Daniel Stern BUSTED For Pr-stitution 2) Celebs Push New George Floyd Narrative at The Golden Globes 3) Elon Musk Starts Custody Battle With Baby Momma Ashley St. Clair 4) Braindead Pop Stars Billie Eilish & Zara Larsson Proclaim Their LOVE For Criminals & Socialism 5) Jennette McCurdy Speaks Out About Dating iCarly Writer Paul Glaser After Turning 18 6) Conservative Influencer Xaviaer DuRousseau Launches Vapid Political Reality Show

Friday, Friday GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAAAY! 1) Rich Celebs & Influencers TRAPPED at St. Barth's With Super Spreader STD 2) Target Promotes 'DUMP HIM' Man Hating Valentine's Day Merch 3) BREAKING White Actress Plays White Disney Princess in Live-Action TANGLED 4) Gen Z Nepo Baby Actress Odessa A'zion SLAMMED For Pretending to be Poor 5) Liberal Feminist's MAGA Transformation Gets WILD Reactions

The great Mike Harlow is here to co-host today! Let's Gooo! 1) STRANGER THINGS Conformity Gate Truthers Have Found a New Cope 2) Spencer Pratt, Trisha Paytas & MORE Celebs Are Running For Office 3) NOBODY Actually Believes Kathleen Kennedy Is Giving Up Star Wars 4) New Study Reveals MASSIVE Amount of LGBTQ Content Is Being Made For Kids 5) Woman Loses New Boyfriend After Admitting She SNORTS Her Food

Brett & Mary are back! 1) STRANGER THINGS Fans COPE Into Oblivion After Hated Finale 2) US Government Opens Borders to Foreign OF Stars 3) Sydney Sweeney Returning For THE HOUSEMAID Sequel After Huge Success 4) High Maintenance Women Lead to Rise of 'The Chill Girl' 5) Pajamas & Sweatpants at Airports Spark Debate