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1) Zootopia 2 SMASHES Disney Box Office Record Despite Being Forgettable
2) The Government Is Promoting Milk in the CREEPIEST Way Possible
3) STRANGER THINGS Actor Finn Wolfhard Slams For 'Misogynist' Joke About 'Lady Parts' on SNL
4) Matt Damon GOES OFF on NETFLIX For Dumbing Down Scripts For Audiences
5) Clavicular BANNED From Miami Nightclub After Antisemitism Scandal