
By-The-Bywater: A Podcast about All Things J.R.R. Tolkien
All things J.R.R. Tolkien: his work, his inspirations and impact, creative interpretations in other media, languages, lore, ripoffs, parodies, anything we think is interesting!
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Nov 7, 2023 • 57min
56. The Long Defeat Is Maybe Going on a Little Too Long.
Jared, Oriana and Ned discuss Oriana’s choice of topic: the Noldor. Also
termed the Deep-elves and, in early versions of the legendarium, the Gnomes –
thankfully changed given unavoidable associations – they were one of the three
ethnicities of the Eldar in general, the first Children of Iluvatar. As
compared to the serene Vanyar and the many generally lower-key societies of
the Teleri, the Noldor were the ones most driven by the desire to create and
to learn about the world in general, though these tendencies, exacerbated by
Melkor in his Valinorean captivity and the internal family strife of their
royal house, resulted in all the many deeds of fame in Middle-earth on the one
hand but also their near total destruction and eventual fading away on the
other. By the time of The Lord of the Rings, only small societies and remnants
were left, casting an influence on the course of events but not directing
them. What can we learn from the stories of the women of the Noldor in
particular, not just Galadriel but other figures such as Fëanor’s mother
Míriel and his wife Nerdanel or the Nargothrond princess Finduilas? What
throughlines did Tolkien suggest in terms of how the Noldor both seemed the
most human of the Elves as well as being driven by the same ambiguous creative
impulses that haunted any number of beings in the legendarium? How does the
decision to keep them from the center of the many arcs of The Lord of the
Rings help shape the book into being the story that it is? And just how much
of an obsessive creative type do you have to be to not only devise the writing
system for your culture but to insist on sticking to a particular
pronunciation because you’re still mad about how things ended up with your
family?
Show Notes.
Jared’s
doodle.
Plus a bonus Galadriel-as-Carmen Miranda sketch. (The episode provides
context. Sorta.)
Negotiations, negotiations. The SAG-AFTRA strike has a lot of
it.
The new edition of the letters will be out in mid-November.
Holly Ordway’s book Tolkien’s
Faith.
The Bandcamp Daily story on Jim Kirkwood and his early Tolkien-inspired
work.
Some details on Starve Acre, the new
Morfydd Clark/Mat Smith folk horror film.
I mean if you WANT the Tolkien Gateway definition of the
Noldor…
Recommending the Andy Serkis reading of The
Silmarillion
once more!
Our episode on Galadriel.
Turgon via Tolkien Gateway;
relatedly, our episode on The Fall of
Gondolin.
Gildor Inglorion, a truly
fascinating character, as is
Voronwë.
Míriel and
Nerdanel – and they have stories
that were not fully told…
Glorfindel seems like he’s about
to be a major character in The Lord of the Rings…and then he’s not!
We discussed the Kinslaying as part of our episode on
evil.
Ah yes, The Shibboleth of
Fëanor. Boy
this is nuts. And great at the same time.
Then there’s the Oath of
Fëanor. Maybe review the
language first before you sign a contract.
Our episodes on “Leaf by Niggle”
(as part of Tree and Leaf) and Smith of Wootton
Major.
Finduilas – again, would be good
to learn more about her! See also our episode on The Children of
Húrin.
And yes The Wheel of Time is really good. Really!
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Oct 2, 2023 • 56min
55. There Was a Lot to Remember Here and I Don’t Remember Most of It.
Jared, Oriana and Ned discuss Ned’s choice of topic: The Notion Club
Papers. Written in 1945 during a creative pause in completing the final
third of The Lord of the Rings, The Notion Club Papers found Tolkien on
familiar ground, creating a set of purported notes from regular club meetings
among a group of Oxford professors much like himself and his fellow members of
the famed Inklings. While not advancing beyond a couple of drafts and far from
complete, the papers tell first of a professor who, due to a discussion on how
spacecraft would work in science fiction, avers he has himself been able to
travel in dreams through the reaches of space and meet other minds before
returning to earth. One initially skeptical member over time then tells of his
own unusual dream experiences, building up to a sudden moment during a massive
storm where he invokes the language and imagery of the downfall of Númenor, in
much the same fashion as The Lost Road did nearly a decade prior; related
manuscripts found Tolkien revisiting the Númenorean story in particular, as
well as speaking in detail about his invented language for the society. How
does the novel’s complicated structure work creatively, if at all, and is
there something there that could have been developed further in later drafts?
What does it mean that Tolkien seemed most at ease exploring the possible
sources of his own creativity in such a second-hand fashion, even if the means
by which he did so ended up being incredibly insular? What were the
contemporary sources and inspirations for this effort among his fellow
Inklings and beyond, and are there any parallels he acknowledges or, perhaps
notably, ignores? And who wouldn’t want to talk over the evident problems of
medieval life while getting a haircut from Norman Keeps?
Show Notes.
Jared’s doodle. This is why it’s
important to check the insulation on your windows.
And indeed the WGA strike did end
soon after we recorded our episode. SAG strike still
ongoing for the moment!
More from the Lord of the Rings musical
revival, and who knows
where it will go…
Amazon’s plans for ads for Prime
Video, great. Lovely. Couldn’t agree with that more. Yup.
News about the Tales Of The Shire game and we are very
curious indeed!
Yeah that whole Warren Beatty Dick Tracy thing.
There are indeed skeletons in Stardew
Valley. (The upcoming game Ned
mentioned is Wytchwood.)
The Notion Club
Papers! We recommend
at least a little caffeine before reading.
Knowing a little about the
Inklings will not hurt at all
when it comes to the Notion Club Papers.
Socratic dialogue can
indeed be rollicking.
Our episode on “A Secret Vice.”
Thomas Pynchon is out there and is happy not to
be recognized.
That Hideous Strength
concludes the Space Trilogy by taking a Charles
Williams direction (though as
Jared notes, not very successfully).
If you haven’t seen Inspector
Morse just ask a
relative who still watches PBS a lot. (Because they’ve likely been watching
Endeavour.)
Interstellar is trippy,
man. (In a formal Nolany way, but still.)
The Great Storm of 1987 as
reported on UK TV.
“The Call of
Cthulhu” is
probably Lovecraft’s most well known story. And boy does it have
problems too!
C. S. Lewis’s “The Dark
Tower” is a
weirdly fascinating fragment, while An Experiment With
Time by J. W. Dunne
was a reference point for both Lewis and Tolkien in these works.
Ringu aka The Ring, which of
course has nothing to do with a certain other ring. We think.
Monty Python’s Constitutional
Peasants,
one of their most perfect moments.
David Lindsay’s A Voyage to
Arcturus Tolkien
definitely liked. The Worm Ouroboros by E. R.
Eddison, rather more mixed.
(And relatedly our episode on Sir Gawain and the Green
Knight.)
The Grink! (RIP Twitter,
culturally at least, but Bluesky is starting to gel more.)
Per Ned’s closing comment, Roger Zelazny’s A Night In The Lonesome
October has become a seasonal classic of sorts.
(And the Gahan Wilson illustrations inside are a delight.)
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Sep 4, 2023 • 56min
54. The Pleasures of the Robot Dancehall.
Jared, Oriana and Ned discuss Jared’s choice of topic: The Lost Road. In
1937, Tolkien agreed to C.S. Lewis’s suggestion to try to write the kind of
stories they enjoyed but didn’t see good examples of to their liking. Lewis’s
efforts turned into what has been termed the Space Trilogy, starting with Out
Of The Silent Planet. Tolkien’s goal was a time travel story called The Lost
Road, but outside of a few chapters and some potential outlines, it never got
any further, with the success of The Hobbit and his resulting focus of
attention being The Lord Of The Rings stopping any further development. It was
eventually published in the Christopher Tolkien-edited series The History of
Middle-earth, and was revealed to be a fascinating if very incomplete early
conception of what Númenor was, including some of its key protagonists and
antagonists at the time of its fall. How much does the story’s self-evident
autobiographical angle play into how we should regard the surviving chapters,
and what do his choices about how to refocus or rewrite the story of his own
life suggest in turn? What import do the specifically metaphysical elements of
the story have for both Tolkien and his own conception of not only the
legendarium but how he regarded language? Building off our previous discussion
of the specifically Númenorean chapter in our episode on The Fall of Númenor,
what is it about that sequence that is so unusual for Tolkien’s general
writing on Middle-earth, and how does it fit within the larger context of this
story as it is told, or as much of it as we have? And finally, have you all
pre-ordered Jared’s book yet? Really, you should.
Show Notes.
Jared’s doodle. I mean the whole
skull thing is just plain rude.
Jared’s novel The West Passage is up for
preorders! And
you can see the cover art there as well, done by Kuri Huang – check out her
work!
Elliott Bay Book Company is indeed a great
Seattle bookstore, check it out if you’re ever there.
Deadline’s report about the rescheduled release of The War Of
The Rohirrim, along with TheOneRing.net’s further
report also noting the potential production crunch
that had been previously looming. (As a compare and contrast, here’s Vulture’s
piece on the production nightmare of Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse and Screenrant’s summary of a paywalled Insider
article on the much more humane Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant
Mayhem production.)
A summary of Embracer’s money sillies. Well well well.
The musical revival does seem to have landed rather well! Here’s a fun little
promo video, an engaging video
review from an attendee, and TheOneRing.net’s
own report. (And of
course, once more, here’s our own episode on the original
production.)
The Lost Road! It’s a curio,
that’s for sure, but an interesting one even in all its flaws and lacunae.
C.S. Lewis’s space trilogy.
It’s interesting…if a little uneven, let’s say.
As noted at various points, the Númenor chapter was already discussed on its
own a bit in our episode on The Fall of
Númenor.
Want to know something about the Lombardic language? Well there’s always
Wikipedia…
As for Middle-earth metaphysics, our episodes on The Nature of Middle-earth and the
Valar are there for you!
The Worm Ouroboros with
the framing device with Lessingham. A common trope!
Sycld Shefing! He got around.
Corn? Maize? Here’s a little more about
it.
So the actual Alboin was…not pleasant.
And you better believe the skull
thing was known by
later artists.
Kim Stanley Robinson’s The Years of Rice and
Salt, if you’d like
to know more. (And then there’s Harry
Turtledove and then etc.)
Our “A Secret Vice” episode,
considering Tolkien’s compulsion to create languages.
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Aug 7, 2023 • 53min
53. Working on the Group Art Project.
Jared, Oriana and Ned discuss Oriana’s choice of topic: land. By default
the Middle-earth legendarium is about a place that never was, however rooted
in the actual planet we live on, and the range of details from sweeping
mountains and vast continents to small roads and fields evident throughout the
cycle of stories is a key part of what has made Tolkien’s work so vivid and
loved. Both The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings are specifically about
journeys as the key plotline, where characters move into spaces that they’d
only heard about dimly or not at all as they seek to fulfill their aims. That
said, there’s certainly more than this to how Tolkien considers and situates
the geography of his creation, including the in-universe explanations of that
creation to start with and Melkor’s marring of it. How has Tolkien’s grounding
of Middle-earth in the feeling of Northern Europe in general shaped
perceptions of fantasy worlds since, and what authors and traditions have
worked against it? What are the senses of how layers of history have both
informed and shaped the land and the peoples who were and are there in the
legendarium, and how does that emerge along the way as the stories progress?
Have the expectations and experiences of quick and easy travel shaped our
reaction to understanding how slow journeys are, especially on foot, as was
the case for most of human history? And did the stones of Eregion indeed
actually speak?
Show Notes.
Jared’s
doodle. And
who wouldn’t enjoy that view, we ask?
The WGA strike is of course still
happening. And you should still support
it! And the actors too!
And indeed, Andy Serkis’s The Silmarillion
reading is out!
So yes, not only did a fan purchase the Magic: The Gathering The One Ring card
by lucky chance, following the episode recording he sold it to hardcore MTG
fan Post Malone. Truly this is a world we are in.
The promo performance of “Now And For Always”
from the revival of the LOTR musical is pretty nice! Performances did start soon after the episode
recording and an initial Guardian
review was quite complimentary.
More promo photos are
available,
and again there’s always our episode on the original
production…
The Rings of Power Emmy
nominations. Of course, when the Emmys themselves will
happen is another matter.
The Society of American Archivists’
announcement of William Fliss’s
award for his continuing work with the Marquette University Tolkien
archive.
We meant to mention that fellow Megaphonic podcast The Spouter-Inn discussed The Fellowship of the
Ring as part of a cluster of books
about land, and then had Oriana on as a
guest.
Much of the Christopher Tolkien-edited History of Middle-earth
series is
essentially about Tolkien’s decades-long process of setting down what Middle-earth actually was. Among the key books in the series in this regard are The
Shaping of Middle-earth and
Morgoth’s Ring.
I suspect most of us had our own Oregon
Trail experiences.
No, we are not going to relitigate the Eagles. Just listen to our
episode.
The article on Tolkien and Aldo Leopold is Lucas Niiler’s 1999 piece “Green
Reading: Tolkien, Leopold and the Land
Ethic.”
Who wouldn’t love the Glittering
Caves? (And indeed, check
out our dwarves episode as well
as our Ghân-Buri-Ghân episode.)
Colonialism/imperialism and environmental destruction? Who could guess
there’d be a connection. (Enjoy
this book for some
other light reading.)
Very light, but this piece on Roman ruins in the present
day helps underscore this sense of persistence into the present
Tolkien captures well. (In contrast, the
Duwamish have had to fight erasure.)
If you want to go to Three
Rivers, learn a
little more about it.
A 2015 Vox piece on the invention and criminalization of
jaywalking.
Peter Jackson’s vision of Isengard as industrial
hellhole. (The tree being flung
down is at 1:20.)
Earthsea is always a vibe but as
Jared notes, check out Annals of the Western
Shore.
A Thousand Thousand Islands is indeed no longer
going,
sadly, but you can get a taste of it
here.
Guy Gavriel Kay’s had quite the career!
And indeed some younger authors to check out who aren’t doing Europe all over
again include R. F. Kuang and Tasha
Suri.
Fonda Lee has the Green Bone Saga to check out,
aka the ‘Jade’ series.
And indeed the fan film Born of
Hope about Arathorn is on
YouTube!
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Jul 3, 2023 • 59min
52. This Weird Paranoia Paradise Vibe.
Jared, Oriana and Ned discuss Ned’s choice of topic: The Fall of Númenor.
Published in fall of 2022, The Fall of Númenor is the most recent posthumously
published collection of Middle-earth writings, acting as an overall guide to
the Second Age of Middle-earth, with its key defining moments in Tolkien’s
legendarium being the fall of the titular kingdom of the Dúnedain and the
subsequent Last Alliance’s temporary defeat of Sauron. Given that most of the
material the book draws on comes from a wide variety of other posthumous
Tolkien publications, it can serve as a guide and introduction for those
unaware of this deeper history to get a sense of how Tolkien envisioned,
however haltingly in some cases, this particular era of his creation. But at
the same time, since there is no new material presented in the first place, it
can be argued in turn that there is little more here for some readers to learn
about, while the fact that it was published in tandem with Amazon’s Rings of
Power series while not specifically calling attention to the general
connection with that series’s setting raises further overall questions. Does
the book do a service in bringing the story of Aldarion and Erendis back to
the fore after some decades, given its particular detail in comparison with
the rest of the material presented? Is the choice of Alan Lee to present more
illustrations as with other posthumous collections an understandable point of
continuity or a sign of relying too much on one particular artistic vision of
Middle-earth? Are there any particular details or points of interest that have
sometimes been overlooked in Tolkien’s conception of his world that come back
to the fore more here as a result? And really…just what IS it with Elendil’s
description of his son at a couple of points?
Show Notes.
Jared’s
doodle. Those
birds have to be at least a little distressed.
News of the expanded edition of The Letters of J. R. R.
Tolkien. 700 pages? Why not?
A detailed report on The War
of the Rohirrim’s event at Annecy. Enjoy a separate
interview as well.
The Fall of Númenor. It fell indeed.
Our episode on Aldarion and
Erendis. Give it a listen, it’s one
of our favorites.
Brian Sibley’s done a lot.
The Lost Road and Other
Writings
does have quite a lot to delve into.
C. S. Lewis’s space
trilogy. It…goes places.
The New Shadow and The
Notion Club Papers
are indeed very unusual and interesting.
Nope, we’re still not over The Rings of
Power.
Lebensraum, hoo boy. (We do not
approve of the idea at all.)
Mary Renault is
truly a vibe and we appreciate her. And we love that she loved Tolkien’s work
in turn!
Strictly speaking California doesn’t have private beaches full on…but boy
some try.
Further discussion of the physical body in Tolkien can be found in the essay
collection The Body in Tolkien’s
Legendarium.
Alan Lee’s illustrations of Sauron’s
Temple and
Moria from the book.
Mike Mignola would have been a
fine addition for del Toro’s planned Hobbit films. (And indeed, episode
50 is there for you.)
Ah, David Brent.
Our episode on orcs.
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Jun 5, 2023 • 53min
51. Looking Kinda Gross.
Jared, Oriana and Ned discuss Jared’s choice of topic: Sir Orfeo. The
Orpheus myth is one of the most mysterious ones in the open-ended collection
of tales that make up what is termed ‘Greek mythology,’ something that Tolkien
would have learned about by default as part of his standard late
Victorian/Edwardian education. But his particular exploration of that myth
wasn’t via one of those texts, but a translation of a Middle English poem by
an anonymous author, itself based on a Breton source, that fused elements of
the most famous Orpheus story – trying to win back the love of his life from
the land of the dead – with elements of Celtic faery and myth as well as
recent English history. Yet Tolkien’s work is one of his most mysterious
efforts in turn, first presented by Christopher Tolkien along with the
translations of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight and Pearl, but, as the younger
Tolkien explained, unaccompanied by any notes, introductory paragraphs or even
an exact date of creation to determine what inspired him to make the
translation or for what purpose it might have been intended. Can more be said
about how old and familiar myths get reset and recontextualized across human
history, reflecting the situations and biases of their times? Is there
anything about the poem or the translation that stands out as uniquely or
distinctly Tolkienian based on his other work? What about the land of the dead
makes it such an unusual place all around, especially considering the fates of
those who are there? And drawing on our separate news discussion about the
continuing WGA strike and its impact on The Rings of Power season 2, how
complicated is it to shoot a TV show anyway? (It’s very complicated.)
Show Notes.
Jared’s
doodle. Harps
do have power in the right hands.
Support the WGA strike! It’ll help Oriana among many others. Lots of good pieces out
there, including interviews with Michael
Schur, David
Simon and Hollywood Teamster leader
Lindsay Dougherty,
plus this barnburner of a
piece from one of the
striking writers, Ron Currie.
The Rings of Power cast talk about
things. Kinda vaguely, but anyway.
So the WGA strike didn’t deter Amazon from getting the second season of The
Rings of Power done, apparently.
Check out the Annecy International Animation Film
Festival. Here’s the page for The War
of the Rohirrim.
Sir Orfeo! Want to try and read
along in the original? Here’s one of the
texts with some guidance as needed.
The Orpheus myth is indeed pretty
darned complex!
David Graeber’s Debt: The First 5000
Years? Well worth your time.
The history of Winchester
is a little involved…
There’s a fair amount out there about ‘the Greek tradition’ and Victorians –
have a read here for some more of
that.
As for the fairies/faery in Celtic tradition and the dead, there’s a lot there
too. Here’s a starting
point.
Hadestown! It was and is a hit indeed. (And if
you’d like to hear the original version.)
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May 1, 2023 • 1h 7min
50. LaCroix Wormtongue.
Jared, Oriana and Ned appear live in Portland at Passages Bookshop to
celebrate fifty episodes of By-the-Bywater and to talk about Oriana’s choice
of topic: Peter Jackson’s adaptation of The Hobbit. To say that there was
almost immediate speculation about whether or when Jackson would also adapt
The Hobbit following the smash critical and commercial success of his Lord of
the Rings films is to understate; over the following years there were further
lawsuits, broken agreements, studio questions, planned directorial choices
that mysteriously fell through and more besides that seemed to indicate it
would be the biggest case of developmental hell ever. But eventually the films
did start coming out in a similar yearly pace starting in December 2012, and
certainly earned a fair amount of cash. Yet to say that the films have had
anywhere near the level of widespread love and cultural staying power than The
Lord of the Rings films is to deny the fundamental truth of how poorly these
films have aged on several levels, and the various resultant impacts since, up
to and including a literal rewriting of a country’s laws to accommodate the
production. What were the core differences between the two sets of adaptations
on a structural level, and how did that play out in comparative terms? What
technical achievements were made much of in the run up to the films’ release,
and what impact did they actually have? How did what should be a core
relationship between the characters of Thorin and Bilbo get set up as a near
love story, and how was that all ultimately undercut in the final edits? And
really…Alfrid Lickspittle. REALLY?
Show Notes.
Jared couldn’t make a doodle for obvious reasons. But look
here! Friend of the show
and network Gabriel did sketch us!
Big ups to Passages Bookshop! Owner David
is a fine fellow and you should all check it out next time you’re in Portland.
Not only was there our live episode but there was an associated live bingo
game for audience
members. (Some people got close but nobody got it exactly – pity, that would
have been amazing if that had happened!)
Oriana’s old podcast American Grift.
It may yet return!
Whitechapel! Steampunky, yes, but the drinks
are great.
Our first episode! Different days…
The Hollywood Reporter
story on Amazon Studio’s somewhat
flailing ways, especially in terms of The Rings of Power.
That suit filed by the fanfic guy. Where to
begin. And if you want the back cover of his totally original book The
Fellowship of the King, here ya
go.
(Debutante ball. Really.)
Don’t forget Jared’s upcoming novel!
Our Silver Call duology episode –
and our Rings of Power Season 1
episode.
RIP Barry Humphries , Jackson’s Goblin King.
The Hobbit movies.
Yup. That’s them.
We’ve linked them before but the three
parts of Lindsay
Ellis’s analysis of The
Hobbit films are really something special, a masterpiece of both analysis and
reporting.
Nathan Rabin’s old Forgotbusters
column for the Dissolve.
Ah the Denny’s menu. Testimony from one who
survived
The whole framerate thing was hyped almost as much as the 3D. And it was
countered at the time, not just retrospectively…
The opening sequence in Erebor
is indeed a technical and artistic success. The escaping Goblin-town
sequence…is
not. The barrel
escape
definitely isn’t.
Dune and Goodnight Moon? Julia Yu has you
covered.
Thorin and Bilbo fan-art on Tumblr? Wouldn’t know about
that…
Thorin’s death scene with
Bilbo? Very
strong, very close in dialogue to the book too. The death scene after
it? Well…
The Tauriel issue.
There’s a lot.
Martin Freeman and James Nesbitt can indeed do something together with a sense
of dramatic heft and charisma, as seen in this scene from the first
movie.
Nothing like it happens again.
Lee Pace really just needed to do
this.
The Thorin charge to Azog down the flaming
tree,
yeah…and the music with it? Why did they do that?
Alfrid Lickspittle. Just,
no. (We’re sure Ryan Gage is
lovely in his own right.)
Yeah, Smaug the
Golden was a
nice touch.
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Apr 3, 2023 • 1h 22min
49. Some Kind of Horrible Subpar D&D Fop Who Just Shows Up.
Jared, Oriana and Ned talk about Ned’s choice of topic: the Rankin-Bass
adaptation of The Return of the King. When Rankin-Bass’s 1977 adaptation of
The Hobbit was shown on American network TV, the animation studio was already
well into planning a further effort adapting The Lord of the Rings in some
form as a sequel; the positive attention and ratings success of their Hobbit
doubtless made them think they were on the right track. But when Arthur Rankin
Jr. confessed in a 2003 interview that their version of The Return of the King
was “not a very good film,” that was an understatement to say the least. While
their Hobbit had flaws but was still a reasonably entertaining, focused
translation of the story into a particular medium heightened by striking
background work from their partners at the Japanese animation studio Topcraft,
the Rankin-Bass Return of the King, which aired in 1980 and which continued to
showcase work by Topcraft, was otherwise at best a muddled mess and at worst
just a flat out disaster, with scattered positive elements not offsetting the
series of baffling adaptation decisions that look even weirder following the
success of Peter Jackson’s version of the book. What makes the pacing of the
film so incredibly bizarre and frustrating, and how did the decision to tell
which parts of the story in greater detail compromise the wider scope as a
whole? How does the vocal casting and the respective performances end up
underselling the flow of the story as a whole? Are there any good parts to the
whole at all, and do they actually provide any upside to the end result? And
why, why, WHY in the world are there so many bad songs throughout – even if
there’s disagreement over whether “Where There’s a Whip” slaps or not?
Show Notes.
Jared’s
doodle – and
it really is all that is deserved.
Come join us in Portland for our live episode recording if you can!
April 22, 2023 is the date, we’ll be at
Passages Bookshop, and we’ll be there
with our fellow podcasts It’s Just a Show and
Game Show 1939!
News of more Rings of Power casting. Good luck, everyone.
Ciarán Hinds really is all
that. But as mentioned in a post-recording edit, Ned made a mistake and
muddled two There Will Be Blood scenes – the confrontation scene he talks
about is absolutely stunning for
sure, but the one where for the
first couple of minutes Hinds just very carefully watches, smokes and takes it
all in is the one nearer the beginning where Paul Sunday first sits down with
Daniel Plainview.
The UK National Archives
post on the newly discovered letters by
Tolkien.
The Rankin-Bass Return of the
King! It
sure did return.
Our earlier episode on the Rankin-Bass
Hobbit. A lot of information on
Rankin-Bass in general which also applies to this production is linked there,
so we won’t repeat it all here. (And since we do mention Bakshi’s film a
couple of times, here’s our episode on
that.)
Oh I think we all know about the Star Wars Holiday Special. But the
forthcoming documentary could be interesting.
The John Culhane New York Times piece from
1977 where Rankin’s quote about their plans for The Return of the
King comes from.
The 1980 LA Times piece by Charles Solomon mentioned is available to read via
Newspapers.com though only via a free trial; its first part can be found
here along with the awesome
Joan Jett photo.
If you really actually want to watch the Rankin-Bass Return of the King,
don’t say we didn’t want you.
Rick Goldschimdt’s interview with
Rankin; the quote about Return
of the King is towards the end of the clip.
The one-album vinyl
redaction of the movie from 1980.
Want a view of that Seattle Kraken tentacle?
Enjoy.
Oriana’s fine with the
orcs not being depicted
in a racist fashion, Jared likes the design of Minas
Tirith. We’ll take what we
can get.
The Last Homely
House
does look like it should be snow covered in the Swiss Alps or something.
Ah the minstrel. Yes. Yes
indeed.
Where there’s a whip! (But
yeah, some love or at least nuance for the orcs, we love to see it, as we
argued in our own episode about
them.)
Barad-dûr
is…odd.
Neuschwanstein
Castle, if you ever
want to check it out.
Sauron, though, that’s pretty interesting. And definitely not Mike
Wazowski.
Our Silver Call duology episode.
Still a very strange piece of work.
Bring on The War of the
Rohirrim!
crossed fingers
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Mar 13, 2023 • 60min
48. It’s Important to Get Really into Jewelry.
Jared, Oriana and Ned talk about Jared’s choice of topic: worldbuilding.
Tolkien is so heavily identified with the concept of worldbuilding that a map
of Middle-earth represents the topic on Wikipedia, and his impact in both
fantasy and beyond regarding how a world that is not this actual globe we live
on is perceived and presented has continuing afterechoes that don’t look to
disappear anytime soon. At the same time, what exactly worldbuilding IS is a
hardly an agreed upon formal standard anywhere, and the amount of work that’s
been put into developing a story setting in any number of media, not just that
of fantasy novels much less novels in general, is vast, varied and takes many
particular forms. Meanwhile, Tolkien’s own approach as to what worldbuilding
is comes out of his own particular personal and philosophical conclusions, and
doesn't always take the form of what a more stereotypical approach to the
subject might be in the current day. What makes the idea of Middle-earth so
compelling to readers entranced by his works, and what drives them to learn
more about it or to elaborate on it in their own right? What other creators,
in fiction and beyond it, successfully approach similar levels of immersion,
and are there particular points of commonality to be found there? Are there
particular points in Tolkien’s stylistic approach that signal notable
strengths in creating the sense of Middle-earth as an actual place, and how
much of that might lie in a difference between received perception and the
reality of the work? And how much does Jared’s own forthcoming fantasy novel
drive this discussion? (A lot – and we’re going to be talking about that novel
a lot over time, don’t you worry – but also listen for initial news about our
live episode in Portland in April!)
Show Notes.
Jared’s
doodle –
makes you wonder what else is going on in this world shown here…
More about the HarperCollins Union
contract. Well done,
we say again.
The Lord of the Rings musical is coming
back! We’re still scratching our
heads a bit. (Listen in to our 2020
episode about it.)
The Watermill. It does
seem like a nice theatre…
Variety’s report on the Embracer/Warner Bros. Discovery deal
and the prospect of more movies.
A little more about Mike de Luca from
2011.
Still confused about the overall rights issues when it comes to Tolkien in the
first place? A handy Gizmodo explainer.
The announcement of Jared’s novel! Due for release next year,
and we’ll get you a preorder link when there is one.
More on that whole Doug Liman/Bourne Identity
thing. Ah, Hollywood power politics…
Worldbuilding! Yup, Middle-earth, right there.
Terry Pratchett, rest in peace. One of
the greats.
Sub-creation, how Tolkien
thought of his own creative impulse ultimately deriving from his own belief in
God as the ultimate creator.
Our episode on “A Secret Vice,”
Tolkien’s lecture about creating languages.
NaNoWriMo! It’s a thing, believe us.
Our death episode! (Very early
days for the podcast and the format’s a bit different but we were still
figuring it out!)
The Chekhov’s gun principle.
Oriana’s Star Wars comments specifically refer to
Solo.
Ioreth! There should have been more
of her but we’re glad we have her.
The ‘whispering to
date’ Twitter meme
origin. (Forgot what Chappie
is? So did everyone else.)
Ted Bundy – and yes we hope he’s
not part of your narrative either.
Our Rings of Power Season 1
episode. That did feel good to do.
N. K. Jemisin and the Broken
Earth trilogy – check it out. As well as: Frank
Herbert and
Dune! Ursula K Le
Guin and
Earthsea! Lloyd
Alexander and
Prydain! Steven
Erikson and Malazan Book of
the Fallen!
The Dark Crystal, still
awesome.
“As you know, Bob…”
The cats of Queen
Berúthiel and
Carn Dûm.
Our food in Middle-earth episode.
Enjoy talk about Roman sewers. And Amsterdam’s
canals.
M. R. James, so awesome.
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Feb 13, 2023 • 1h 3min
47. He’s Just A Gross Little Guy!
Jared, Oriana and Ned talk about Oriana’s choice of topic: Gollum. For all
the high adventure, heroics great and small and world-shattering consequences
and much more that exists in Tolkien’s legendarium, arguably the most
fascinating character he created in the end is his most racked, ruined and
miserable, first encountered as a mysterious slimy creature living and lurking
in a subterranean lake with only one thing of particular value to his name.
Tolkien’s introduction of both Gollum and a magic ring into this world was, to
borrow a phrase from the narrator of The Hobbit, a turning point in his
career, the more when as he embarked on the writing that would result in The
Lord of the Rings he realized he needed to rethink and redo the original, much
more comically grotesque version of Gollum into a being living out any number
of emotional and physical extremities at once. Arguably both this
transformation and then the incorporation of this version of Gollum into his
grand story became something he never quite got over, based on his various
reactions over time as seen most clearly in his published letters on the
subject. Why might the strongest scene for the entire Lord of the Rings be the
simple gesture of Gollum tentatively reaching out to touch a sleeping Frodo on
the way to Cirith Ungol? What is it about Tolkien’s self retcon of what Gollum
is at heart that is fascinating still? Does the unspoken backstory of Sméagol
and Déagol’s relationship suggest deep waters indeed, and how did Tolkien
regard them both? And did Gollum really eat babies in the end or was that just
something dreamed up by dirtbag elves?
Show Notes.
Jared’s
doodle – just
waiting on some fish as the endless, timeless years stretch on…
Was there rain? There was
rain.
The HarperCollins Union strike looks to be over! Here’s a press
announcement.
Like we said, rumors, no more, about
Embracer and Warner Bros. Who knows.
The BBC Repair Shop story is a treat.
Just hanging around Tolkien and
Gandalf in Warsaw.
Lord of the Bins! Well,
good luck.
Gollum’s touching of Frodo’s knee should be portrayed more in fan art, but
maybe we’re not looking hard enough. But there is this at
least.
All letters quoted taken from the standard Letters of J. R. R.
Tolkien
collection. The letter to Eileen Elgar quoted later in the episode can be
read in full here.
Our episodes on Sam Gamgee and
the Red Book of Westmarch.
Andy Serkis’s retelling on how he first considered the Gollum casting can be
found in both the movie documentaries and his own book on the
role.
Admittedly that Cat in the Hat
fish is a punk.
Grendel? Fascinating and monstrous
character…but not Gollum.
John D. Rateliff’s The History Of The
Hobbit breaks down
the history of the book from manuscript through its later editions, including
the abandoned early 1960s rewrite.
The Third Man is a great, great
film.
Were the elves spreading stories of atrocity
propaganda? Well…
Serkis himself sees
Gollum through the lens of addiction, but the evidence that Tolkien
himself had that in mind is scanty at best.
The David Foster Wallace
piece in question – one of several on tennis, his favorite sport – is “The
String Theory.” (The exact quote: “It’s the sort of love whose measure is
what it’s cost, what one’s given up for it.”)
Déagol, shadowy and still
crucial.
Yeah sure, Midsomer Murders,
but really it’s about Rosemary &
Thyme as we say. And we do
want that TV series we dream up.
Goofus and Gallant
forever. If you like.
How associated is the phrase ‘unstuck in time’ with Kurt Vonnegut? Quite a
bit.
And go go go Everything Everywhere All At
Once! Surely it
can win everything.
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