
By-The-Bywater: A Podcast about All Things J.R.R. Tolkien
All things J.R.R. Tolkien: his work, his inspirations and impact, creative interpretations in other media, languages, lore, ripoffs, parodies, anything we think is interesting!
Latest episodes

Sep 2, 2024 • 55min
66. I Would Take Crappy Fluorescent Lighting.
Jared, Oriana and Ned discuss Jared’s choice of topic: the Avari, and the Elves who never completed the journey to Valinor. From the start of Tolkien’s legendarium, there was always a key factor in the story of the Elves, namely that not all of them followed the summons of the Valar to live in Valinor. While many, like Thingol’s people, were initially of a mind but found themselves unable to complete it, many others never chose to leave the area of their birth or else turned away at various points in the journey westward. Some eventually became part of the shattering tragedies of the First Age, but many others never were directly involved or else became part of larger struggles against Sauron and his servants in later ages and newer realms and kingdoms. Never featured as central characters in Tolkien’s work, they nonetheless remain a submerged but still present part of the whole story of Middle-earth, perhaps raising more questions than Tolkien ever provided definitive answers for. What was the relationship between these groups and the returned Noldorin exiles over the ages, and how did those perceptions shape their intertwined histories? What does it say about how Tolkien considered groups that could be called ‘fringe’ cultures, not part of any formally recognizable government or organized group and yet clearly possessed of a distinct culture and ethos? How does the story of the Avari and similar groups in contrast to those who journey to Valinor tie in to Tolkien’s thoughts about how the Valar’s good intentions may in fact have ultimately been grievous errors? And can we all talk about Jared’s lovely new cat? (She is quite beautiful.)
Show Notes.
Jared’s doodle. And if you’re thinking that seems a bit familiar…
The collected poems are indeed about here…
Initial word on the Australian production of the musical.
There is too much Rings of Power stuff. In general. But here’s the last two trailers for season two, as well as Rufus Wainwright singing the Tom Bombadil song. (Semi-related to which, trailerization.)
The Avari! (But not just them.)
The dolphins in The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy are absolute faves.
Our episode on The Nature of Middle-earth.
Our episode on the Valar.
Our episode on the Orcs, vis-a-vis their possible origins as Elves.
Our episode on the Noldor, who are verrrrrry self-conscious in terms of status.
“When there’s too much drama at school.” (Vine, we hardly knew ye.)
Eöl! (Whether he’s actually an Avari or not…)
Our episode on Ghân-buri-Ghân.
Punctuality in Venezuela? There’s actually a piece about it.
The term Ned was trying for was the Sleep of Yavanna.
Helicopter parents and overparenting. You never know…
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Aug 5, 2024 • 52min
65. This Weird Wet Man.
Jared, Oriana and Ned discuss Oriana’s choice of topic: Aragorn. Whether it was encountering him like Tolkien first did, showing up much to his own surprise in an inn’s common room in Bree and then wondering who or what this character was, or having a moment when Viggo Mortensen swung those doors open in the Peter Jackson version of The Two Towers, the many-named Ranger and eventual ruler of the reunited kingdoms of the Dúnedain, with his carefully revealed backstory of seemingly impossible love and seemingly impossible odds to start with would be, in other hands, the hero of The Lord of the Rings. But the fact that he is clearly more of a secondary protagonist at most rather than the key central figure, and one whose own motivations and conclusions are more often than not kept hidden from readers or suggested by implication, makes him a more strangely compelling figure than a standard hero would be instead, despite the efforts of critics and interpreters to shift the perception otherwise over the years. What did we individually think of Aragorn when we first encountered him in any version, and what did that suggest to us about where the story might go? How do critics attempting to center him in their reads of the story go about it, and what does that suggest about what they think is the ‘right’ way to tell a story like The Lord of the Rings? What do the differences in Tolkien working from the model of a mortal man falling in love with an Elf princess between his youth and his later years suggest about how he treats or thinks about the subject of love? And just what was it with the early 2000s and movie heroes maybe looking and acting a certain way no matter the context?
Show Notes.
Jared’s doodle. (Mind you, there is also the alternate doodle.)
The West Passage once again! Get it! And/or the audiobook!
Oriana’s Kickstarter for Sight Unseen hit its goals and then some! Hurrah!
Want to read Ned on David Lynch, Dune and sound? Here’s the issue.
When Ned chatted with Zach Schonfeld about Nicholas Cage. Fun night!
A nice preview story from the Chicago Sun-Times about the musical staging, along with a YouTube preview clip showcasing some of the specific design and more. (And word about the planned New Zealand staging.)
Rings of Power reports and things and whatever. Whatever! (But yeah check Ben Daniels out, he does good work.)
Aragorn! He’s a guy, you might have heard of him.
Our episode on the Rankin-Bass Return of the King – and Aragorn in that is the definition of generic guy.
Gilraen, Aragorn’s mother, would be someone we’d love to have seen more writing about, that’s for sure.
Ned got the historical figures wrong there in the Bridgerton comment – it was Caroline of Brunswick who had the big split with George IV.
Given that he’s long dead, sure seems like Paul H. Kocher’s Wikipedia entry is written by someone on his side.
Our film episodes once again: on Bakshi’s Lord of the Rings and our Peter Jackson episodes.
Robert Stephens. Good actor!
The whole Stuart Townsend thing is still being debated. Who can say?
And yes…Viggo broke his toe.
Le samouraï really is a remarkable film and Alain Delon is absolutely amazing in it.
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Jul 1, 2024 • 52min
64. I’m Not Even in Japan, I’m in a Different Country Entirely!
Jared, Oriana and Ned discuss Ned’s choice of topic: resisting Tolkien. With Jared’s long-awaited and happily long-hyped-by-us debut novel The West Passage due later in the month, we wanted to celebrate that by picking an appropriate theme that tied that together with our general focus. There’s long been a stereotype that fantasy was so forever changed and codified by Tolkien that seemingly everything that followed in its wake was essentially marked by it, sometimes in outrageously obvious fashion. But the truth has always been that as much as Tolkien left an impact, there have been authorial voices in the field from his time to now that have advanced critiques or demonstrated by example that there’s a much wider range of possibilities, something that the 21st century has shown in particular even as Tolkien’s profile exploded to new heights in the wake of the live action movie adaptations. With Jared answering questions about how he considered his own work and creativity as a longtime reader not trying to simply reinvent the wheel, we look more closely at our own thoughts as readers and writers about where Tolkien functions for us as an example to not specifically emulate, or to maybe even push back upon at points, if in a sublimated fashion. Also there was a LOT of news of Tolkien adaptations in general that’s come out and we had things to say, sometimes in a very pained voice.
Show Notes.
Jared’s doodle. And if you’re wondering who these figures are it’s because…
The West Passage is here! (Or about here but definitely here this month!) Order locally or through Bookshop or the like, please. And as Jared says at the end of the episode, Seattle-area folks, please attend the release event on July 17th at Third Place Books Ravenna!
Jared’s The Sewers of Paris appearance. (Look for future appearances on Turn The Page and Dragonmount.)
Oriana’s short film Kickstarter! Check it out! Support it if you can, or at least spread the word!
The new paperback version of The Adventures of Tom Bombadil is out in August.
TheOneRing.net with reports from Annecy on The War of the Rohirrim panel as well as a separate interview with Philippa Boyens.
The Rings of Power season two teaser trailer. Yup. Sure is.
Vanity Fair’s piece showing Tom Bombadil is going to be in The Rings of Power. What?
Variety’s piece on The Hunt For Gollum.
Edmund Wilson! Influential? Sure. Pleasant? The jury is out.
“Oo, Those Awful Orcs!” was rather high profile. (W. H. Auden’s much different piece was as well.)
Guy Gavriel Kay and his work is well worth checking out.
“Epic Pooh,” Michael Moorcock’s 1978 essay out on a tear against Tolkien and others.
China Miéville has had some thoughts on Tolkien, indeed.
Definitely pick up the republished Ursula K. le Guin collection The Language of the Night, where “From Elfland from Poughkeepsie” can be found.
George R. R. Martin’s comment on Aragorn’s tax policy, originally from a 2014 interview from Rolling Stone, can be found here.
“If Tolkien Were Black,” a Salon piece from 2011 featuring David Anthony Durham and N. K. Jemisin.
Marlon James’s 2019 Tolkien lecture “Our Myths, Our Selves.”
The full Terry Pratchett quote on Tolkien with the Mt. Fuji comparison.
Gormenghast forever! (If you will.)
David Lynch and evil, there’s a lot out there. (This essay looks at his famed Hiroshima-and-after episode from Twin Peaks: The Return.)
The Poppy War is the first in a series by R. F. Kuang, while Tasha Suri was the British fantasy author with a South Asian background Ned was thinking of.
The Once and Future King by T. H. White, his famed Arthurian retelling.
Fritz Leiber, Jack Vance, Lord Dunsany, all worth checking out. But Lloyd Alexander and Prydain, DEFINITELY check that out.
Stephen King, you might have heard of him, who can say? (This piece delves a bit into his own admitted Tolkien fandom and The Dark Tower.) Also Ned got it wrong a bit, The Stand is clearly a post-disaster story but not post-nuclear!
John Crowley is well, well worth your time.
And yes, if you want more info on the book event Ned is ‘in conversation with’ in August in San Francisco, here ya go!
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Jun 3, 2024 • 58min
63. Once Upon a Time There Was a Little Bunny.
Jared, Oriana and Ned discuss Jared’s choice of topic: allegory and applicability. In a much-referenced section from his introduction to the second edition of The Lord of the Rings, Tolkien wrote: “I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done so since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence. I much prefer history – true or feigned – with its varied applicability to the thought and experience of readers. I think that many confuse applicability with allegory, but the one resides in the freedom of the reader, and the other in the purposed domination of the author.” It’s been a point of discussion ever since in both specific Tolkien critical discussion and general fandom circles – and we’ve certainly referenced it quite a lot over the years – with the distinctions between the two terms and what they are meant to further represent not always clear or universally agreed on, even as readings of Tolkien across the map consider what Middle-earth and its inhabitants consider widely varying perspectives on what the work can be said to represent. What were the evident divisions between Tolkien and his friend and colleague C. S. Lewis on allegory in their work, and how did both of them speak about it and each other’s approach in turn? Where does Tolkien’s perceived modernism – and potential postmodernism – factor into how he was stated to consider allegory in writings beyond the famous quote? How is his seeming hostility to allegory squared with his most overtly allegorical work, “Leaf By Niggle”? And what part of you is a little bunny, or is the little bunny you – or are you a middle manager?
Show Notes.
Jared’s doodle. Much will be explained when you listen to the episode itself.
The return of the original Jackson LOTR trilogy to the theaters: cool. The fact it’s in the crappy 4K version: not as.
Bernard Hill’s passing is a damn shame. Here’s just some of the many reactions.
Allegory! Maybe you remember the English or literature class where you first heard the term, or maybe it was somewhere else, or…
C. S. Lewis knew allegory? And used it in his Narnia books? The deuce you say.
Vermeer’s work is also known as The Art of Painting, and it’s well known indeed.
Our episode on Tree and Leaf, including both “On Fairy-Stories” and “Leaf by Niggle.”
Letter 109 from the collected letters, as summarized by Tolkien Gateway.
Animal Farm! It’s pretty well known, it is. And boy is it allegorical.
It Can’t Happen Here by Sinclair Lewis sure did get some new attention in recent years. Wonder why?
The Pilgrim’s Progress and The Faerie Queene, oh they thrive on allegory! And they thrive on not being Catholic, the latter especially.
Our Beowulf episode.
Letter 241 from the collected letters, again via Tolkien Gateway.
Ah, smol beans.
Allegory versus myth? There’s a lot of randomness out there.
On the Consolation of Philosophy by Boethius is one of the most well known works in the general field – and boy is it allegorical. (Our friends over at The Spouter-Inn did an episode on it.)
The Tolkien versus Lewis cartoon on allegory. It is pretty great.
Greta Gerwig and Narnia…we’re still wondering about that.
The Collected Letters of C.S. Lewis are out there.
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May 6, 2024 • 53min
62. Are We the Baddies?
Jared, Oriana and Ned discuss Oriana’s choice of topic: the Rohirrim. As personified most clearly by three key members of its royal family – the elderly but reenergized king Théoden, his passionate, driven niece Éowyn and his equally loyal and fearless nephew Éomer – the people of Rohan come across in The Lord of the Rings as a noble people, proud but warm-hearted, willing allies to both surviving members of the Fellowship after its breaking and to their long-time geopolitical partner Gondor, whose Stewards long ago gave the land that became their kingdom to them. Yet more than once in the narrative there are signs that this was not a universally welcome situation to other peoples of the area, as well as moments that seem to suggest a casual cruelty – or much worse – at the heart of the Riddermark in its history, something further underlined by the short history of the nation Tolkien created for the book’s appendices. With a key story from that short history soon to be dramatized via the anime production The War of the Rohirrim later this year, a look into these complexities is well worth considering. What are the possible connections to Tolkien’s own understanding of imperialism and colonialism, both as he directly experienced it and in the larger context of his legendarium? How do the jarring moments that suggest something darker in Rohan’s ruling elite and its soldiers play out across the centuries, and is there a wider complicity with attitudes that adaptations like Peter Jackson’s put more to the fore? What kind of possible wish fulfillment was Tolkien looking for in creating the Rohirrim, as he discussed it himself in his letters and other conversations? And just how wound up is Helm anyway if he can kill someone with one punch?
Show Notes.
Jared’s doodle. It says it all. (If you need a little context…)
Look, we know we keep saying it, but you really can preorder The West Passage, and you should!
Rose City Comic Con! Happening in September! Go see Jared!
The redone revival of the Lord of the Rings musical comes to Chicago, so check it out for more info. (And don’t forget our episode on the original production.)
A report on Paul Corfield Godfrey’s planned Lord of the Rings opera from TheOneRing.net
The Rohirrim! There’s been a lot thought and written about them.
The War of the Rohirrim is due later this year indeed, after having its original March opening date changed due to last year’s strikes.
Our Ghân-buri-Ghân episode, with more on the Druedain.
The Dunlendings kinda really just get the shaft throughout history.
When you’re talking the Roman Empire and then the Anglo-Saxons, the Welsh did go through a lot.
The Tough Guide to Fantasyland is truly, truly wonderful, funny and essential. All hail Diana Wynne Jones!
Cirion and Eorl and the Friendship of Gondor and Rohan is the specific chapter in Unfinished Tales. Ted Nasmith’s second painting of the key scene is his favored one, but the first one works too.
TheOneRing.net’s summary of the Annecy panel last year.
Helm Hammerhand. He’s…well, he’s got anger issues.
“FATALITY!”
And yes, Shōgun was pretty goddamn great. Anna Sawai in particular.
The Habsburgs did at least escape the Romanov fate. (Karl is the current head.)
Our Éowyn episode!
The rider who encountered Théoden en route to Helm’s Deep was Ceorl.
Not the exact Anglo-Saxon horse head Ned was thinking of but this one from a Staffordshire find is quite something. And then there’s the Sutton Hoo burial mound and what was found within…
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Apr 1, 2024 • 59min
61. What Is It with Straight Men and Red Hair?
Jared, Oriana and Ned discuss Ned’s choice of topic: Terry Brooks’s debut novel The Sword of Shannara. Released in 1977 after the author had been working on it for almost a decade, The Sword of Shannara became a massive publishing success for its then-new imprint Del Rey Books, helping to establish the viability of fantasy literature as a steady and profitable part of the book business as a whole, as well as starting Brooks’s continuing writing career with a bang. At the same time, more than a few voices said in response to that success and the book itself that it was pretty clearly using The Lord of the Rings as a model, its own author having now been conveniently dead for a few years at the time of publication. This, as it happens, is a massive understatement – and more to the point it is an absolutely awful book, the success of which seen through the eyes of nearly fifty years later is almost impossible to imagine given both the expansion of the field in general and the fact that Tolkien is no longer solely the lodestone for young writers to look towards. What makes Brooks’s work so remarkably un-Tolkien-like despite taking on many of its trappings, and are those trappings used well to start with? How does Brooks’s desire to create a rollicking adventure story/page-turner play out in terms of actual story dynamics, character development and other rather important things a good book should have? How do the key themes of Tolkien in general not apply – or rather, get heavily misapplied or transformed – in Brooks’s vision of a post-apocalyptic fantasy world? And do Jared and Oriana still wish Ned ill fortune for having made them read this? (Audibly so, yes.)
Show Notes.
Jared’s doodle. If only the book were this exciting.
Five years indeed! If you want the full story of how we all got started, as mentioned, Ned talks about that in the introduction to our live episode aka Episode 50 from last year.
The big news about The Collected Poems of J.R.R. Tolkien, as reported on by Wayne Hammond and Christina Scull, its editors.
The not-so-big, in fact really annoying, news about The Rings of Power Season 3 already being worked on. Lovely. Really.
The Sword of Shannara! It’s a book! Sure is a book!
Dan Sinykin’s 2023 Slate article “The Man Who Invented Fantasy,” which details Lester Del Rey’s career and role in bringing Brooks to wider attention as part of his overall plans for Del Rey with his wife Judy-Lynn. So now you know who to blame.
The Brothers Hildebrandt being recruited as the illustrators was a good move from a publishing point of view, especially then.
Gene Wolfe’s defense of Brooks is in his essay “The Best Introduction to the Mountains.”
Our Dennis McKiernan/Silver Call duology episode.
Our episode on the orcs. Gnomes they are not.
Brooks’s TED talk “Why I Write About Elves”.
You want to watch The Shannara Chronicles? Enjoy. Without us.
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Mar 4, 2024 • 1h
60. Tolkien Dropping Bars.
Jared, Oriana and Ned discuss Jared’s choice of topic: Beowulf. The famed Old English poem, the longest extant poetic work in general preserved in that language, almost accidentally survived over the years until it became more widely recognized in the 1700s, including surviving a fire. It has since become a cornerstone of studies of English literature, telling the story of a heroic Geat warrior who defeats two monstrous presences on a visit to an afflicted Danish kingdom, and who in later years as an aging king slays a dragon at the cost of his life and, it is strongly implied, his kingdom’s. Tolkien knew the work thoroughly and regularly taught it in his academic career, leading to both a prose translation and various notes and commentaries that Christopher Tolkien presented and edited for a 2015 publication. But besides the notable connections that can be made between the poem and elements of his own legendarium, Tolkien has a further place in Beowulf scholarship thanks to his most famed academic work, the 1936 lecture “Beowulf: The Monsters and The Critics,” which single-handedly reframed the poem from being primarily seen as a historical document to being considered as a remarkable work of imagination. What are some of the key differences between Beowulf’s world and ethos and Tolkien’s own reworking of it into his legendarium, in terms of character, society and more? What points does Tolkien bring up in his lecture that provides a deeper insight into how he was not only arguing for the Beowulf poet – whoever it might be – but also placing his own work into that lineage? How do the portrayals of the various monsters Beowulf faces differ, and what in particular makes Grendel’s mother such a fascinating character? And how many moments per episode are points raised and then suddenly realized to be maybe not accurate? (Sorry about that.)
Show Notes.
Jared’s doodle. Gotta be careful with dragons.
Ooooooh boy, the angst this Fellowship of Fans post unleashed in some corners when it came to Rings of Power rumors. (On a side note, RoP’s Morfydd Clark is in the new two part Agatha Christie Murder is Easy adaptation on Britbox and is unsurprisingly really good!)
The whole Matthew Weiner spoiler-war thing re Mad Men was a thing. Was it ever a thing. Here’s a sample.
Beowulf! You might have heard of it. Plenty of translations freely available, and of course there’s Seamus Heaney and Maria Dahvana Headley and etc. And yes there’s Tolkien’s too.
“HWAET!” (Tolkien allegedly really loved to get his students’ attention by delivering this full on.)
If you haven’t read “Beowulf: The Monsters and the Critics,” we really do encourage this. (And picking up the full essay anthology too, key pieces like “A Secret Vice” and “On Fairy-Stories” are included among others.)
Kennings are very cool. (But please avoid ‘whale road.’)
Imagining Tolkien delivering this to the other Beowulf critics is something wild to think about.
There’s a wide variety of pieces about the women of Beowulf out there; here’s one that provides a general summary and consideration about them.
If you’d like to see the Nowell Codex, head on over to the British Library, physically or virtually.
We’ve mentioned E. R. Eddison before. Definitely NOT Tolkien.
The full historical background that Beowulf draws on is definitely there, though treating the poem as a history itself is not the way to go. Here’s a useful piece tackling the history as such.
The Geats aren’t around as such anymore, and there are reasons for that…
It’s not directly mentioned in the episode but Tolkien did write and lecture about one of the ‘side’ stories in Beowulf, with the results published in the book Finn and Hengest.
Did we mention we’re not impressed with Silicon Valley’s take on Tolkien?
Grendel’s mother is, no question, awesome.
Kenneth Grahame’s “The Reluctant Dragon” – definitely not Smaug.
“Sellic Spell” really is interesting, and may be the most notable part of the volume it’s published in.
Michael Crichton’s Eaters of the Dead! (But avoid The 13th Warrior.)
A last little bonus: didn’t bring it up in the episode but Ned remembered seeing Robert Macneil’s 1986 documentary series on PBS The Story of English back when it first ran, and the second episode, “The Mother Tongue,” has a brief bit discussing Beowulf and how it might have been performed as a song, as well as a separate section on the impact of the Viking invasions on English as a language led by noted Tolkien scholar and academic descendant Tom Shippey.
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Feb 5, 2024 • 54min
59. I Physically Recoiled from the Book at That Point.
Jared, Oriana and Ned discuss Oriana’s choice of topic: Silicon Valley’s
misinterpretation and fetishization of Tolkien. Tolkien of course lived in a
time where computers were mostly huge rooms containing one machine or two that
he doubtless considered little more than another example of why the industrial
age didn’t suit his mindset on many fronts. But in the half-century since his
death the PC era up through smartphones and TikTok have made the industry one
of the biggest and most influential in the world – which is the problem. The
issues discussed are hardly limited to them but two of its most well-known and
notorious avatars in recent years, Peter Thiel and his protege Palmer Luckey,
have among other things named various businesses of questionable use and worth
(at best) after characters and terms from Tolkien’s legendarium as part of
their general quest to own everything and be everywhere whether one likes it
or not. There is, however, the small problem that they think they might be
Aragorns when it’s much more accurate to call them Saruman and Wormtongue.
What are the roots of Thiel’s own particular worldview in particular, shaped
by colonial legacies of the kind that Tolkien himself notably loathed? What
are the various poisonous ironies of naming particular businesses after
certain Tolkien-derived terms considering their original meaning and what they
now represent? Can the Tolkien Estate themselves actually do anything about
the use and misuse of such terms to start with? And why in the world did Thiel
think that a good choice of quote from Tolkien was in fact a quote from an
original Rankin-Bass song instead?
Show Notes.
Jared’s
doodle.
Remember, the idea is to NOT be this kind of person.
Queen Margrethe bows out, and hey, why not enjoy
retirement?
One of various pieces on Margrethe’s Tolkien
illustrations, with some relevant samples.
We share TheOneRing.net’s
piece mentioned for reasons of
completeness. Our eyes remain gimlet.
Never invent the torment nexus.
Peter Thiel. Great. Just great.
The biography Oriana and Jared read for the episode was Max Chafkin’s The
Contrarian.
Techno-fascism!
RETVRN! Terms that
should not exist but here we are. Umberto Eco’s “Ur-Fascism” is
worth your time.
Palantir Technologies.
Oh, how lovely. Human rights, what are
those! And why are they even slightly involved with the
NHS? (Beyond Tories being
Tories.)
Palmer Luckey. Another piece of
work, for fun! Founder of Anduril
Industries, about which
this 2018 Wired article reveals more maybe than anyone involved intended.
Ah, Ready Player One and
Ernest Cline. We’re…not fans.
If you want to know our thoughts on “The Greatest Adventure” and more besides,
enjoy our Rankin-Bass Hobbit
episode…
That whole taking your money with you when you die thing, jeez. Mother Jones
with the details. As
Ned said, go the Chinese burial
money route instead.
The Last Ringbearer aka
the Russian LOTR revamp, as we’ve referred to before.
Wicked the book is
not Wicked the musical.
(Soon to be Wicked the movie
musical.)
Tim Alberta’s book, which probably isn’t
light nighttime reading, is The Kingdom, The Power and the
Glory. This
excerpt mentioned focuses on his father’s church;
the further anecdote recalled is from another piece elsewhere, possibly by
Alberta.
Tolkien Gateway has some of the further details from Unfinished Tales on
palantir
technology as
such.
The TechCrunch article about Anduril Industries’s rather paranoid geopolitical
dreams.
Quick reminder about our orcs
episode and the various issues
that crop up with them. (Plus the Scouring of the Shire
episode.)
Blood in the Machine by Brian
Merchant takes a proper historical look at the
Luddites as part of a meditation on
labor and Big Tech in the present.
Thiel buying his New Zealand
citizenship was not great! At
least James Cameron put in the time and actually did
stuff.
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Jan 8, 2024 • 59min
58. What an Absolute Nightmare This Man Would Have Been to Work With.
Jared, Oriana and Ned discuss Ned’s choice of topic: The Letters of J. R. R.
Tolkien. Following the publication of his official biography of Tolkien,
Humphrey Carpenter worked with Christopher Tolkien to edit and present a
selection of Tolkien’s letters across the decades, originally appearing in
Containing both a large swathe of personal detail about his life as an
aspiring academic and young father, then an established professor and finally
an increasingly popular author, it also presented a large amount of background
information on Middle-earth via his exchanges with publishers, writers and
readers, including some long letters that have remained touchstones of
information on his creative process since. In late 2023, a new edition was
published, which featured the entirety of the original selection that
Carpenter and Christopher had created but had to trim down for initial
publication, revealing various new facets of interest in particular about his
own personal beliefs and philosophies across time. What areas of Tolkien’s
life remain relatively undiscussed or absent from the presented letters, and
what can we deduce from the estate’s choices to possibly not let that material
be shared out? How do the ‘new’ letters in particular fill out our
understanding of Tolkien’s Catholic beliefs, especially in the context of mass
and creative culture? Is there something to be said in how Tolkien may have
changed or otherwise introduced more nuance into some of his more sweeping
statements about women in his private correspondence as he aged, especially in
contrast to his fellow Inklings? And finally, who wouldn’t want to be the fly
on the wall for that conversation between Tolkien, Robert Graves and Ava
Gardner?
Show Notes.
Jared’s
doodle.
Something about a lovely start to a letter…
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Listen to us and everyone else talk about the movie musical
Scrooge! (Spoiler: we
were not pleased.)
Did we mention preordering Jared’s book? Let’s mention it
again.
Here’s preorder info for that British Library talk on Twenty First
Century Tolkien. Looks like it could be good!
In which writing an unauthorized sequel to The Lord of the Rings further goes
askew. Demetrious Polychron really, really does try.
But.
Our Dennis McKiernan/Silver Call duology
episode. It really is better in
comparison!
Ah, cotillions. Look, you want
them, have them, but maybe not around the Shire?
AO3…waits.
The letters! (New edition that
is!) It is a very, very thick book.
Letter 131 is a doozy! These
days it’s most often seen appended to the more recent edition of The
Silmarillion.
That withdrawn article on Edith
Bratt, as
much as remains in the journal listing. Who knows?
Zero inbox, the blessed and
unachievable state.
Worth briefly noting The Tolkien Family
Album, written and
presented by John (the younger) and Priscilla Tolkien.
Vatican II’s impact is
still very much with us…
The Power Broker once again. (Consider our episode on
evil.)
Yeahhhhhh the Spanish Civil
War. Not pretty at all.
Tolkien and anarchism, there’s a lot of talk about that out there. (Tolkien balancing out
anarchism and monarchism? Somehow he did it…) As for the Shire as society and
what it does or doesn’t have, consider our
episode (and the Gollum
one with the murder mystery!)
The Song of
Bernadette! It
really hit Tolkien hard, this film. (Vincent Price in fact played “Vital
Dutour, Imperial Prosecutor” but he would have been a great Mary.) And hey if
you ever want to visit Lourdes…
Milton and Tolkien would have been at total odds in terms of religion but they
absolutely agreed on the joy of sex. (Do a search for the line “This said unanimous, and other
rites” and read further.)
Our episode on Aldarion and
Erendis. Still a remarkable story.
Gloria Steinem as a Tolkien
correspondent, that’s a vision.
C.S Lewis and women…well THAT’S a subject.
The 1955 radio version of The Lord of the
Rings
is lost as noted but as the Wikipedia entry notes, the script itself survives
at least. As for the 1968 radio Hobbit
adaptation, indeed
curious that there’s nothing from Tolkien about it…
Robert Graves! Was he a snack
in his youth, Sigurd-like? Hey, you be the
judge.
Ava Gardner! Pretty awesome,
really. (And she did live in the UK for the last decades of her life so why
not attend an Oxford lecture?)
One of John Scalzi’s various
posts talking about
the idea of ‘convention famous.’ Makes total sense!
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Dec 4, 2023 • 1h 51min
57. There’s No Rule That Says a Girl Can’t Kill the Witch-king!
Jared, Oriana and Ned discuss their collective choice of topic: Peter
Jackson’s version of The Return of the King. It’s been twenty years since
the conclusion of Jackson’s three-film effort to adapt the entire Lord of the
Rings was released, and it was easily the biggest profile release of the
series, coming in with massive interest and attention, setting a variety of
box office records in the process along with gaining widespread critical
acclaim. It all resulted in a series of worldwide film awards and honors
culminating with a famed clean sweep of Oscar wins including best picture,
resulting in a tie with Titanic and Ben-Hur with eleven Oscars total but also
the only one of those three films to literally win every category it was
nominated for, a combined record that still stands. The film’s general impact
and that of the series as a whole is at this point undeniable, but how it
holds up in a look back, caught somewhat between Fellowship’s own
unquestionable triumph and Two Towers’s more stop-and-go successes, warrants
its own discussion. What are the many changes made to the tangled relationship
between Frodo, Sam and Gollum, and how does that play out as a result for both
the film and the wider themes? How does the use of practical models and actual
landscapes feed into the feeling of how the film both landed in the moment and
held up upon later rewatching, even while it was also the biggest
demonstration yet of the possibilities for CGI with massive military clashes
and the like? Is it possible to actually lose count of just how many
remarkable moments on a grand scale exist throughout the film, even as there
are various “well, but…” caveats and questions to raise along the way? How has
the whole series of film changed both the perceptions of Tolkien and the film
industry in general? And how many endings are there, after all? (Surprise! It
never ended, it’s running somewhere in a theater right now, maybe.)
Show Notes.
Jared’s
doodle.
And that’s another epic trilogy down. (The earlier entries
here and
here.)
Hurrah for the SAG-AFTRA strike
ending and better (not
perfect!) terms won.
Our episode on evil. Evil!
TheOneRing.net
report on the return of
the Eagle & Child pub.
Jason Horowitz’s New York Times
story about that Italian Tolkien exhibition encouraged by
Italy’s favorite fascists. Sorry, did we say the quiet part out loud? (In the
Guardian, Jamie Mackey with more context.)
Our episodes on Peter Jackson’s The Fellowship of the
Ring and The Two
Towers, with lots of notes about
the series as a whole so we won’t repeat everything here…
The sole trailer for The Return
of the King. But that’s all they needed.
Trilogy
Tuesday!
It was a crazy time and it was great. Here’s a photo of the all-day
pass given out, and
here’s an example of that film frame
memento
given out as well.
The opening
scene
is really something, no lie. Friendly little worm there.
The screenwriting guru Ned mentions is Robert
McKee – per Brian Sibley’s Peter
Jackson biography, McKee had come to Wellington, New Zealand to give one
of his lectures in 1988, and the New Zealand Film Commission invited Peter
Jackson, Fran Walsh and future contributing screenwriter for The Two Towers
Stephen Sinclair to it and they all apparently took it very much to heart. So
a long term impact but even so.
The opening exchange between
Sam, Frodo and Gollum. Really are some beautifully shot moments in this
sequence.
Oh did Christopher Lee have things to say in the run-up to the
theatrical release.
Our episode on the Rankin-Bass Return of the
King. It is NOT very good.
Yeah yeah the Arwen
vision
and Arwen
dying
and…well whatever.
But boy that introduction to Minas
Tirith.
THAT’S how to make an entrance.
And the beacons
sequence,
wow, still. Time zone issues aside.
For examples of the Gondor theme earlier on in the series, skip ahead to
about a minute into this
clip.
Ride the Empire Builder! If you
like.
Hurrah for John Noble (and hurrah
for Fringe). Skip ahead
three
minutes
for “The rule of Gondor is MINE!” moment, and the parting between Denethor
and
Faramir,
phew.
Minas Morgul, a triumph of John
Howe design, glowing and clamped. (The skybeam is the skybeam but the sonic
buildup rules.)
The Holdo
maneuver
(it really was great, like the film itself)
When Theoden and Eowyn part at
Dunharrow,
boy that’ll ruin ya. That’s two good actors very much in the moment.
When Aragorn and Eowyn part at
Dunharrow,
it is very…shippy.
“...and Rohan will
answer!”
Perfect.
“The stars are veiled.” Are
they, Legolas?
Oh you know the Shelob scene.
You know.
“The Edge of Night” sequence is
unnerving, beautiful and horribly sad.
The Nazgul as the angels of
death,
in essence. However petty.
Grond! It is great design for sure,
plus armored trolls.
Gothmog isn’t bothered with your petty
trebuchets.
The Ride of the
Rohirrim.
No notes. But here come the
mumakil…
“I am no man!” Yeah, it
rules.
Air
Bud,
the lingua franca of us all.
That crazy Witch-king
mace.
Gotta love it.
And indeed skip ahead to the end of the
clip
for that mumak takedown by the scrubbing bubbles. Plus Tracy Jordan with the
wisdom.
It still only counts as one, we guess.
Sam finds Frodo in Cirith
Ungol
– it’s a good moment!
“On this good
earth!”
(Well, maybe not GREAT earth.)
“I can carry
you!”
A beautiful sequence, no doubt.
The Crack of
Doom.
Great acting moments, wonderful moment for Gollum, but not over the cliff
again…
And yeah when Mount Doom completely
explodes…
Will they? Won’t
they?
A great way to do individual
bows
via a movie.
“You bow to NO
one.”
(Cue big emotions.)
A wordless toast indeed. And a
pumpkin. (And a case of the not gays.)
The Grey
Havens
sends us off. It really is a great Turner-inspired scene.
“Into the West” and the end credit
portraits.
Great job Annie. (The young filmmaker who passed was Cameron
Duncan, to correct Ned there.)
The Triplets of
Belleville is a
real treat, see it when you can.
Enjoy all the Oscar
wins!
Ah yes the Eragon movie.
Welp.
And the Chronicles of Narnia
tried.
But. (Good luck Greta!)
This ran after the episode was recorded but the LA Times had a
piece on the movie anniversary and its impact, especially
in New Zealand itself.
Our Rings of Power and Hobbit
films episodes have more about our
general qualms there.
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