
Losers, Pretenders & Scoundrels
Unlicensed historians Andrew Heaton and Andrew Young sort out characters from the Earth's history into categories of failures, fakes, and rascals. Funny but technically informative.
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Sep 25, 2024 • 56min
King Zog I: The Chain-smoking Ruler of Albania
Zog I of Albania was that country's youngest prime minister, and eventually its king. He chainsmoked a mind-boggling amount of cigarettes every day, and experienced a significant amount of assasination attempts.

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Aug 16, 2024 • 1h 1min
The Craziest Governor of Oklahoma: Alfalfa Bill Murray
Delve into the outrageous life of Alfalfa Bill Murray, Oklahoma's most eccentric governor. He declared martial law over trivial matters and attempted a failed colony in Bolivia after losing an election. Murray's embarrassing autobiography was so cringe-worthy that his family stole copies from libraries. Explore his controversial legacy filled with populist paradoxes and extreme views, all while laughing at the absurdities of his political career and the quirky tale behind the name 'Toad Suck.' It's a wild ride through history and hilarity!

Jul 29, 2024 • 39min
Gregor MacGregor: Liar King of the Mosquito Coast - Part 2
Gregor MacGregor was a Scotsman who joined revolutionary causes in South America, slowly morphed into a coward, THEN evolved into a fantabulist who tricked hundreds of destitute Scots to starve and die in a fake colony that never existed. And yet, he is buried with honors in Caracas Cathedral as a war hero.

Jul 24, 2024 • 1h 6min
Gregor MacGregor: Liar King of the Mosquito Coast - Part 1
Gregor MacGregor was a Scotsman who joined revolutionary causes in South America, slowly morphed into a coward, THEN evolved into a fantabulist who tricked hundreds of destitute Scots to starve and die in a fake colony that never existed. And yet, he is buried with honors in Caracas Cathedral as a war hero.

Jul 9, 2024 • 49min
The Congressman Who Shot a Guy at the White House
Daniel Edgar Sickles was an American Civil War general, and later, a U.S. congressman. While serving in Congress he gunned down a man in broad daylight in front of the White House, and was acquitted on grounds of temporary insanity--the first in American history!

Jun 24, 2024 • 1h 10min
Triple Secret Agent Man: Michael Goleniewski
Michael Goleniewski was a Polish intelligence agent but ALSO spying on the Poles on behalf of the Soviets BUT ALSO reporting on all of it to the Americans. A triple agent! Best secret agent ever? We'll explore on this episode.

Jun 17, 2024 • 1h 11min
The (Maybe?) Fake King of France: Karl Wilhelm Naurndorff
Karl Wilhelm Naurndorff made a compelling case that he was the dauphin of France, spirited away by Talleyrand or some other insider after the death of his father, King Louis XVI. He was convincing enough that he kept getting stabbed, shot, and run out of countries, before winding up in the Netherlands as the head of pyrotechnics. But WAS he really the king? In this LPS episode, we settle it once and for all!

Jun 11, 2024 • 57min
Andrew Carnegie's Fake Bastard Daughter: Cassie Chadwick
Cassie Chadwick went from a Canadian nobody to a psychic to the opulent heiress presumed to be Andrew Carnegie's natural born daughter. At the very least, she is the Queen of Cons!

Jun 7, 2024 • 51min
The Goat Testicle Transplant Doctor (Part Two)
Guest John Romulus Brinkley, a quack doctor, discusses his controversial career trajectory involving goat testicle transplants, radio fame, and a failed political campaign. The podcast explores his rise to notoriety, legal issues, and ultimate downfall, revealing a colorful and deceptive legacy.

Jun 6, 2024 • 53min
The Goat Testicle Transplant Doctor (Part One)
John Romulus Brinkley became wealthy, famous, and powerful as one of America's most colorful, ludicrous quacks. He made his fortune by "curing" male impotence by sewing goat testicles into clients. As well as becoming a radio tycoon, politician, and more.