
Losers, Pretenders & Scoundrels
Unlicensed historians Andrew Heaton and Andrew Young sort out characters from the Earth's history into categories of failures, fakes, and rascals. Funny but technically informative.
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Sep 21, 2022 • 27min
Captain For A Day! - Wilhelm Voigt
What could you get away with if you looked the part? What if you're trying to trick a bunch of German soldiers with a sense of blind obedience? Wilhelm Voigt managed to commandeer a whole squad and take over a city hall long enough to grab a boatload of cash. Heaton and Young dive into how he did it.

Sep 13, 2022 • 44min
The Ice Palace King of the Desert - Saparmurat Niyazov
Saparmurat Niyazov was a Soviet thug turned insane dictator of Turkmenistan. And as their leader he made sure to hit all the classics. Built a religion around himself, wiped out the free media and syphoned money away from his people. But what about his great ideas like...the ice palace in the desert. Or his beloved golden statue that turned to face the sun. Heaton and Young explore this insane dictator.

May 3, 2022 • 55min
The Austrian Emperor of Mexico - Maximillian the First
Maximillian I was the "other" Hapsburg son. The one who was born second and didn't get to be Emperor of Austria. But he thought he'd found the next best thing! Emperor of a country across an ocean who he had no common heritage or connection with. Unfortunately, the people of Mexico didn't agree. Heaton and Young explore this charismatic but ill-fated monarch.

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Apr 19, 2022 • 46min
Charles Ponzi: The Short Italian with a Long Con
Dive into the fascinating life of Charles Ponzi, the Italian immigrant whose name became synonymous with financial fraud. Discover the inner workings of Ponzi schemes and their cultural implications. Experience the rise and reckless lifestyle of a charming con artist who charmed investors with false promises. The discussion intertwines humor with serious critiques on financial misconduct and immigrant struggles. Ultimately, it becomes a cautionary tale about ambition, deception, and the inevitable fall from grace.

Apr 5, 2022 • 44min
The Irish Zorro of Mexico: William Lamport
Was Zorro real? You bet he was! Except he was Irish. And didn't wear a mask. And Probably couldn't carve a "Z" with his sword. And proclaimed himself king of Mexico. But other than that, William Lamport is the spitting image of Zorro, who was actually based on him. Heaton and Young take a look at what gave this redhead the cahones to try to take the Mexican throne, and what stopped him.

Mar 23, 2022 • 53min
Mary, Queen of Scots Killed Some Folks
In popular film Mary, Queen of Scots is lionized or victimized or both. However there's some good evidence she A) killed a lot of people and B) did some serious plotting. Unlicensed historians Andrew Heaton and Andrew Young investigate

Mar 15, 2022 • 39min
Bridge For Sale! - The Irish Charmer
The best con man can sell you anything. A car, a boat, a Nigerian fortune. But what about a bridge connecting Manhattan to Brooklyn? Well, George C. Parker did it. And he kept doing it for forty years. Heaton and Young discuss the scant details we have on this swindler and what makes the Irish so damned charming.

Mar 8, 2022 • 32min
The Pirate Queen Who Married Her Kid
The Pirate Life was a tough life for the most hardened of men in the 1700s. But what if you were a woman on the high seas? Zheng Yi Sao was just such a pirate, and arguably one of the most successful pirates in the history of lootin'. Heaton and Young explore her knack for negotiation and her rather non-traditional relationship with her...um...son?

Mar 1, 2022 • 41min
Christina, Lesbian King of Sweden
Christina of Sweden was hard to categorize. Never a servant to gender rules or accepted behavior of monarchs, she only ever had a passing interest in even being on the throne. But she threw one helluva party and could drink you under the table. Heaton and Young break down what makes this on again off again monarch one of the most likeable characters in swedish history.

Feb 15, 2022 • 41min
Teenage Popes Make Bad Popes
What makes a good Pope? Certainly not the wisdom of youth. John XII and Benedict IX both found themselves wearing the white hat well before their maturity and managed to make the High See the height of sin and debauchery. Unlicensed historians Andrew Heaton and Andrew Young investigate these two holy(?) whippersnappers to see what made them tick.