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Apr 30, 2021 • 48min
Systems | The Time Paradox 2 of 2 | Philip Zimbardo
EPISODE 2 of 2
Some people become successful and rest on their laurels. Other people DON'T GIVE A F*** and keep getting after it even after unimaginable worldly success.
That is the author of this book. Philip Zimbardo. Most famous for his groundbreaking Stanford Prison Experiment, he is BACK AGAIN for an insane series.
The Time Paradox.
What if... how we thought about time was SUPER important? Like.... as important as whiskey or getting 1gram of protein per lbs of bodyweight important.
Dr. Zimbardo teaches us that there are multiple time perspectives, what is optimal, and then helps us reset our internal clocks with the optimal time perspective to GET RICH, JACKED, AND BECOME A GOD AMONG MEN..... or something like that.
If you like any of the following you will like this episode
Four Loco
Money
Steak
Handicapped Cats
Fat Trel
Listen. Behold. IT'S TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Apr 23, 2021 • 1h 13min
Systems | The Time Paradox 1 of 2 | Philip Zimbardo
Some people become successful and rest on their laurels. Other people DON'T GIVE A F*** and keep getting after it even after unimaginable worldly success.
That is the author of this book. Philip Zimbardo. Most famous for his groundbreaking Stanford Prison Experiment, he is BACK AGAIN for an insane series.
The Time Paradox.
What if... how we thought about time was SUPER important? Like.... as important as whiskey or getting 1gram of protein per lbs of bodyweight important.
Dr. Zimbardo teaches us that there are multiple time perspectives, what is optimal, and then helps us reset our internal clocks with the optimal time perspective to GET RICH, JACKED, AND BECOME A GOD AMONG MEN..... or something like that.
If you like any of the following you will like this episode
Four Loco
Money
Steak
Handicapped Cats
Fat Trel
Listen. Behold. IT'S TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Apr 13, 2021 • 52min
Learning | Genius Explained 2 of 2 | Michael J. A. Howe
2 of 2! YESSS
Throughout history there have been many myths that everyone was SURE were true.
BLOOD LETTING that it's easy to hide in a ventilation shaft classical music is good
But what these all have in common is that EVERYONE believes them.
Today, our hero, Michael J. A. Howe shatters the universe by busting the myth that geniuses exist. Just like that little talking cat thing taught Hercules how to be a jakkkkkkeed and fight bad guys..... Mr. Howe takes us on a journey that we'll never forget.
GO

Apr 6, 2021 • 1h 15min
Learning | Genius Explained 1 of 2 | Michael J. A. Howe
Throughout history there have been many myths that everyone was SURE were true.
BLOOD LETTING
that it's easy to hide in a ventilation shaft
classical music is good
But what these all have in common is that EVERYONE believes them.
Today, our hero, Michael J. A. Howe shatters the universe by busting the myth that geniuses exist. Just like that little talking cat thing taught Hercules how to be a jakkkkkkeed and fight bad guys..... Mr. Howe takes us on a journey that we'll never forget.
GO

Mar 30, 2021 • 54min
Systems | Antifragile 5 of 5 | Nassim Taleb
Episode 5 of 5. I now know how the winner of Miss America feels. LAST EPISODE. BEST EPISODE
The Great Nassim Taleb is back again.... teaching us how to set up our lives so that we honestly COULD BE DOGS and still be successful. He dissects the world into fragile, robust, and antifragile and then learns us up on his techniques.
He HAMMERS HOME the idea that "It is better to be dumb and antifragile.... than smart and fragile"
A culmination of the ideas put forth in The Black Swan episode. Where The Black Swan crushed our hopes and dreams and replaced them with paranoia, Antifragile walks us through WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT.
If you like any of the following, this podcast is for you
The movie 300
Parkway Drive
Steak
$$$$$
Dragons
BECOMING A KUSEMONO
I cannot do this justice. Click play.
Die.
TRAPAHOLICS

Mar 23, 2021 • 1h 20min
Systems | Antifragile 4 of 5 | Nassim Taleb
Episode 4 of 5. A libertarian manifesto mixed with 50 shades of grey and anabolic steroids continues to rampage across humanity.
The Great Nassim Taleb is back again.... teaching us how to set up our lives so that we honestly COULD BE DOGS and still be successful. He dissects the world into fragile, robust, and antifragile and then learns us up on his techniques.
He HAMMERS HOME the idea that "It is better to be dumb and antifragile.... than smart and fragile"
A culmination of the ideas put forth in The Black Swan episode. Where The Black Swan crushed our hopes and dreams and replaced them with paranoia, Antifragile walks us through WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT.
If you like any of the following, this podcast is for you
The movie 300
Parkway Drive
Steak
$$$$$
Dragons
BECOMING A KUSEMONO
I cannot do this justice. Click play.
Die.
TRAPAHOLICS

Mar 16, 2021 • 54min
Systems | Antifragile 3 of 5 | Nassim Taleb
Episode 3 of 5. SEND HELP Mr Taleb is out of control.
The Great Nassim Taleb is back again.... teaching us how to set up our lives so that we honestly COULD BE DOGS and still be successful. He dissects the world into fragile, robust, and antifragile and then learns us up on his techniques.
He HAMMERS HOME the idea that "It is better to be dumb and antifragile.... than smart and fragile"
A culmination of the ideas put forth in The Black Swan episode. Where The Black Swan crushed our hopes and dreams and replaced them with paranoia, Antifragile walks us through WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT.
If you like any of the following, this podcast is for you
The movie 300
Parkway Drive
Steak
$$$$$
Dragons
BECOMING A KUSEMONO
I cannot do this justice. Click play.
Die.
TRAPAHOLICS

Mar 9, 2021 • 1h 6min
Systems | Antifragile 2 of 5 | Nassim Taleb
Episode 2 of 5. LETS GOOOOO.
The Great Nassim Taleb is back again.... teaching us how to set up our lives so that we honestly COULD BE DOGS and still be successful. He dissects the world into fragile, robust, and antifragile and then learns us up on his techniques.
He HAMMERS HOME the idea that "It is better to be dumb and antifragile.... than smart and fragile"
A culmination of the ideas put forth in The Black Swan episode. Where The Black Swan crushed our hopes and dreams and replaced them with paranoia, Antifragile walks us through WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT.
If you like any of the following, this podcast is for you
The movie 300
Parkway Drive
Steak
$$$$$
Dragons
BECOMING A KUSEMONO
I cannot do this justice. Click play.
Die.
TRAPAHOLICS

Mar 2, 2021 • 55min
Systems | Antifragile 1 of 5 | Nassim Taleb
Episode 1 of 5. Basically an intellectual recreation of Immortal by Lorna Shore.
The Great Nassim Taleb is back again.... teaching us how to set up our lives so that we honestly COULD BE DOGS and still be successful. He dissects the world into fragile, robust, and antifragile and then learns us up on his techniques.
He HAMMERS HOME the idea that "It is better to be dumb and antifragile.... than smart and fragile"
A culmination of the ideas put forth in The Black Swan episode. Where The Black Swan crushed our hopes and dreams and replaced them with paranoia, Antifragile walks us through WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT.
If you like any of the following, this podcast is for you
The movie 300
Parkway Drive
Steak
$$$$$
Dragons
BECOMING A KUSEMONO
I cannot do this justice. Click play.
Die.
TRAPAHOLICS

Feb 22, 2021 • 8min
Recipes | Crockpot Chicken and Rice
I want my food to be CHEAP, HEALTHY, and DELICIOUS. But more and more it seems like I can only have one of the two....
Taco Bell is cheap and delicious.... but I wake up covered in severed heads and burrito wrappers, having gained 22 lbs in one day
Plain oatmeal is cheap and healthy.... but is actually what horses eat
Meal prep food delivery services are healthy and delicious BUT COST SO MUCH DAMNNN MONEY
So what do we do?
We cook our own food.
Today, inspired by TosTinMan EasyCooking we have a recipe that satisfies all three. CROCKPOT CHICKEN AND RICEEEEEEEEEE
Ingredients:
6 cups of rice
6 cups of water
2 bags of frozen mixed vegetables (OR WHATVER)
2 bouillon cubes
some onion powder
some black pepper
shit loads of salt
some garlic powder
4-5lb pork loin (OR CHICKEN THIGHS) covered in Famous Daves Steak and Burger Rub (so fucking good)
Directions:
put rice, water, vegetables, bouillon cubes, onion powder, black pepper, salt, garlic powder into the crockpot
cover the pork loin (OR CHICKEN THIGHS) with Famous Daves seasoning
Put pork on top of other shit
Set timer on HIGH for 3.5 hours (I got it wrong in the podcast and said 2.5... it is 3.5!)
That is legit all you need to do- maybe mix it up sometime during the cooking
Feast


